Ashley James #18 A really brilliant mum (under investigation from Social Services)

[InTheDollsHouse]

Thread suggestion. Way too long but anyway.

Ashley James of West London, the first of her name, Queen of the Allplants and the Elmea, Protector of the 2 1 Zero toy poodles, the Not Just a Mother of Alf Thumbalina, the Khaleesi of the (not so) Great GB News, the Uninformed, the Runner of Marathons, the Imminently Caught Our Liar, the Grade A Undies Prancer and the Possessor of One Word: Twat.

Don’t forget the 2 cats!

 

[LoTiLu]

Urm I'm sorry, but is this not unsolicited advice?

Be careful!! Your instaphoto is showing, don’t want detective trash in your inbox

 

[littlepup]

The fucking nappy post I literally bought one pack of size 0 nappies. Why does she need to stock up I don’t understand

I stock up more now my little one is older because he’s been in the same size consistently for quite some time m

They're also about £1 a pack for size 0 & 1 if you use Aldi or whoever is not Pampers. Surely you wouldn't buy more that 3 - She can well afford to them away if they're too small, it's hardly an expensive mistake or considered purchase.

 

[aggytha]

Ha. Tattle have changed the word for me. Replace the first "G" with an "M" and that's what she says

Ahhh I didn’t notice as the sound quality was so bad!! She did say that disgusting.

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

Ha that is so weird!
Granted it’s not the best for his teeth but out of all her parenting fails it’s not the worst
She’s obviously embarrassed

Nah it’s because she’s not been paid by the big wigs as GSK to advertise.

 

[ToolaRoola]

Her speaking stories are making my skin crawl. Those ridiculous horse veneers she has makes her S sounds so muffled and whistly. The air isn’t able to escape when her mouth makes the shape to say “ssss”. Same goes for other sounds actually. Needs to get a refund for those gnashers

I'm sure they're her own teeth, she's had invisilign on them not that long ago.

I agree though, I don't think they look good. I think they looked better before as now they just look like one big block of teeth.

 

[fakesheikh]

It's not a proper car seat though, there's no body to it, just straps and a head rest. Surely that can't be safe

Boggles the mind that she probably knows people will kick off about this but she just CAN’T RESIST posting that selfie of her and Alf. She’s such a narc!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I watched the politics rant she posted yesterday - can someone confirm if you're able to photoshop a video? It's so bizarre as I can see the edges of her forehead lines , particularly on the left side of her head but it's all smooth in the middle?

it’s probably a filter she’s using

 

[aggytha]

There’s more chance of us all winning the lottery than her owning up to her using or apologising for that disgusting word

I’d recommend everyone reports a concern via Apple podcasts if they can! I did so earlier, not sure if you’re able to via Spotify or other sites.

Edit: link - https://www.apple.com/feedback/apple-podcasts/

 

[Stewart123]

Has she done something to her face? Hair and looks like probably eyelashes were done yesterday.. but there’s something else. She looks different!

 

[crunkysnacks15]

I had an episiotomy and couldn't move for weeks or sit down (they also got infected which was just wow) what kind of tearing does she say she had?


I feel the same way! It's been months and I always said I'd never have another after that experience but you really do heal and I now look back and can finally see that it was still magical, brought me my amazing baby and we are definitely having another in the future

i think she said a 3a in a letter? I thought anything 3 and above often needs theatre after birth to repair!Indont even she knows what lies she has told at this stage to be fair

 

[Cariad]

Sadly, thanks to her oversharing, we pretty much know her conception date which was June 16th or around that time as she shared her fertility app thing multiple times.

Think it was June 19th as Tommy had been in US and came home that day and met them at fair....it's all on her grid ...shes such an oversharer!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

If she does a post on her speech in Parliament im going to struggle so badly to hold my tongue not writing on it calling her out on her own trolling

Me too. If my MP wasn’t so useless I’d have emailed him already about it.

 

[mamatowildboys]

I did not see the outline of a Tena lady and I’m pretty sure I should

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Why do I feel uneasy that this is something to do with ‘trolls’…..

 

[littlepup]

They look like funeral flowers, maybe they’re terminating her contract

This is nit picking but she's irritated me today.
She said "Even though I'm in a relationship who I live with and have nearly two babies with (I'm like God, I wonder if I've got a secret admirer)" to say she's committed and not looking elsewhere.
Cohabiting & babies are two of the stereotypical benchmarks of a stable relationship she frequently rejects.
"You can live apart and be 100% committed", "You can have children in an unhappy relationship" she says in the same breath as "married doesn't mean relationship success, most get divorced". She's not using the language she preaches. Subconsciously kids & house must = devotion to her.

 

[ToolaRoola]

Has she shared her own Tu underwear range yet?

I don't think so. Which is shocking, she's missing an opportunity to show herself off again, and again, and again.

 

[ToolaRoola]

Find it really odd she posted that video of Alf saying hello in the phone
Plus her sniggering in background

Doesn't look like her house either, wonder if it's a day with NNB seeing as she's spent her day with Alf at the hospital and getting her hair done.

Her stories are erratic today, such a mish mash of her brain dump.

 

[sasbeep]

If the child is attending a childcare setting at the time of the 2 year check it should be them who fill in the form etc - so in theory the childminder should be doing Alf’s. Hopefully she is honest and professional enough to fill it in truthfully and concerns will be raised to get him the support he needs.

Is this the case? It wasn’t anything to do with my daughter’s nursery when it was the 1 year check.
I chased the HV multiple times and was never sent the questionnaire or booked an appointment so the check never happen and no one has bothered to get in touch

 

[YahBasic]

Bull fucking shit.

Be a victim Ashley, the money isn’t going to last forever. The hangers on won’t stick around and the kids will see through the bullshit and he as damaged as you are.