Ashley James #16 That’s not my child, he’s the wrong gender!

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willowtree2

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Someone was keeping track of how many days she does/doesnt spend with him 2 threads a go.. I genuinely don’t think she’s spent an entire day on her own with him for months. Way before 2 threads ago. Could you imagine being apart from your child for so long? 💔 very tempted to contact the child psychologist she’s featured in her podcast lately when it’s revealed. If she doesn’t see there’s a serious problem with her attachment, she shouldn’t be doing the job
 
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here4thenose4321

willowtree2 said:
I genuinely think Trash should bring out a That’s Not My book with this thread title 😂

She’s a lazy twunt not carrying Alf anymore. I was over 40 weeks and you bet I did every bedtime to the day AND I put him to bed whilst in labour having contractions every 2-3mins..I even LIFTED him in the cot.

If you can walk around London for hours but not lift your toddler for even a cuddle then you’ve got issues
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We could start writing it for her… Pg 2 That’s not my child, he won’t eat his dinner
Pg 3 That’s not my child, he’s awake too early!
Etc etc…
Last Pg That’s my child, he’s with his Granny!
 
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yourealiar

I thought Fridays were her days with Alf? She never seems to spend the day with him on a Friday anymore. Has she upped his days with the childminder? Genuine question, when does she actually have any quality time with him?
 
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yourealiar said:
I thought Fridays were her days with Alf? She never seems to spend the day with him on a Friday anymore. Has she upped his days with the childminder? Genuine question, when does she actually have any quality time with him?
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At 2am, hope that helps
 
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Lurker121

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i’m sorry but this is a ridiculous look. Put some
trousers on, you look ridiculous.
 
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Lurker121

She hasn’t spend a Friday with him for months and months. He is either at the childminder or nanny. Why should she? No one questions why Tommy doesn’t spend a weekday with him, why should she explain herself?
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Larahk

Am I missing something or did her timeline not add up?
Alf was awake 11.30-230... then she says she played baby sensory videos and he fell asleep at 640am (how dumb do you have to be to play that in the middle of the night!!! 😂, but I digress)

But if he was only awake till 230 does that mean he fell asleep at some point during those 4 hrs in between then woke again, then slept again at 640? Wtf is she on about?????
 
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willowtree2

willowtree2

Larahk said:
Am I missing something or did her timeline not add up?
Alf was awake 11.30-230... then she says she played baby sensory videos and he fell asleep at 640am (how dumb do you have to be to play that in the middle of the night!!! 😂, but I digress)

But if he was only awake till 230 does that mean he fell asleep at some point during those 4 hrs in between then woke again, then slept again at 640? Wtf is she on about?????
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I made out that she said Alf slept until 6:47 (don’t forget those extra 7 minutes. Her memory is extraordinary to remember times to the minute but not her own lies!) so he slept 2:30- til nearly 7am? So she got over 4 hours sleep. If you’re an actual parent, 4 hours is the magic number. You can survive off that! She just chose to take selfies with bleeping flashes on

Nicest Tattler I’ve seen 😂
 

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Ray_of_Sunshine said:
View attachment 1793978Anyone else's alarm bells ring when they saw this!? 😬

Also imagine spending half of your days resenting your child on Instagram over his lack of sleep routine and then take a bleeping selfie of yourself pretending to be asleep next to said child all for the sake of the gram 🥴 Suppose it would’ve been his fault if her flash woke him up. She’s such a head I can’t stand her.
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Phone must have automatically snapped this picture 😂😂😂 she is such a dick
 
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willowtree2

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I’d cheer her on if she didn’t have such a flat pancake ass. I have one myself and prefer to keep it warm in these cold times x
 
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