Wouldn’t surprise me if the high chair was for a friends baby and Alf was elsewhere
Ashley James #10 Hates to mother but having another, hope it’s not a little brother
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Probably for jasper who is the best child ever even though he was bottle fed and slept in a cot
They practically are a child free couple
Trashley definitely thought she was superior but her sis choices are as valid as hers
Of course, you have the child you make the decisions. I am taking the piss out of ashley pointing it out every single time she mentions him! I assume a weird jealousy
I love the idea of a full outdoor kitchen, however in England is it not a little ambitious to have everything exposed to the elements like that? Surely a pergola would have worked better to offer some protection for all the expensive "necessities" over play space. Looks very much for the gram.
Imagine when Alf is older and he has his mates round trashing the garden 
Or IF she finally gets some friends with kids, invites them over when the weathers nice and she’s suddenly got a gaggle of kids running riot out there She’s such an idiot
Or IF she finally gets some friends with kids, invites them over when the weathers nice and she’s suddenly got a gaggle of kids running riot out there She’s such an idiot
they didn’t think it through. alf will still be a kid in a decade plus they are having another baby. they have the means to make a playground in the backyard.
not a fan of fake grass either.
not a fan of fake grass either.
they definitely won’t be barefoot or they’ll burn their feet on the fake grass!Imagine when Alf is older and he has his mates round trashing the garden
Don’t be silly he won’t be allowed his friends roundImagine when Alf is older and he has his mates round trashing the garden
She’s a bleep but come on, it’s not as if Alf was wondering around just then, and she’s stocked the fridge forJust a massive knife in easy reach of her toddler no biggy
I await being corrected tomorrow when Alf’s stuck his face on the outdoor oven/stone wall/sharp edge/broken glass/tile floor, drank the fountain, etc etc
I do like it but there’s zero child friendly elements, it’s inexplicable unless they’re planning to sell soon. Once again I think she has a pathological block re Alf that she needs help with. It’s very sad.
I think you’ve got a point on the knife though. Most parents I know instinctively continually monitor and mitigate risks on the fly. This never seems to happen with trash and TNB. All her stories are littered with dangers that make normal mums shudder.
My instincts would have been to push the knife to the back of the counter. The fridge I could maybe be more relaxed about. It would (maybe) take a bit of strength to open that fridge door. The knife is absolutely a non negotiable. That makes my blood run cold thinking of that falling off.
This - it’s just common sense, like turning a pan handle inwards if it’s on the cooker in case a child pulls it down onto them.
Most peoples instincts are to care for their sick child instead of send them to childcare, not leave them on holidays, buy mental amounts of toys and clothes to treat them and follow safe sleep guidelines with an empty cot but not trashley
if they watch him like a hawk then it’s completely fine but knowing trashley she’d be on her phone eye bleeping herself
Her efforts with Alf are nothing but fleeting and only for the gram. She probs made a bit of money from the affiliate link but now she’s got herCan’t see his little playhouse either
“his new favourite thing to do is put stones in his watering can” yeah because there’s literally duck ALL ELSE for him to do or play with in that “garden” 
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