not even blaggable when it’s not been one bit sunny in the UK
that hotel looks sick! But I wonder why she only ever stays in San Antonio bay, I know her uncles place is close by but there are far more gorgeous places in Ibiza to go to.
She’s already done 4 of the things on my listI think she said she’s going to Ibiza at the end of the month.
If she is i’m sure we’ll be treated to the usual boring shite on stories:
- a tour of her uncles villa “oh.my.god… how UNREAL is my uncles villa?! Such Ibiza/bohemian vibes, it’s exactly like our house back home isn’t it babe? … babe?” **Charley here glued to his phone ignoring her**
- her eye bleeping herself wearing a fedora hat and a range of bikinis five sizes too small for her.
- a sunset visit to ‘their special place’ by those cliffs (also where she went with James).
- lots of pictures of Charley here staring down at his phone ignoring her.
- possibly a visit to the CCTV restaurant so she can pick up some new footage.
I know she’s not staying at her uncles villa but she has bragged about it and has said the hotel decor is similar to her house with ‘bright pops of colour’ ... Not sure 1 Ibiza cushion counts 
She’s basically copying Lauren’s style!! Her style is shocking I seriously don’t understand how she influences anyway.
🧄 it looks nothing like it did 1 year post nose op! Either she has always photoshopped it or she’s done something else to it?! Surely they don’t just change completely to that extent cos it looks like an entirely different nose now! Another thing she should have left alone because there was nothing wrong with her natural one 
It’s expensive but if you can stay in Ibiza town itself it’s beautiful, Dalt Vila is the old town area and there are so many gorgeous little streets filled with cute restaurants. If you like a beach day you are really spoilt for choice there are so many! But you can really get anywhere on the island within about 30 minutes it’s quite small. Fully recommend it to anyone, we go with kids so it definitely not just a party place, it is a stunning little islandHow did she get the picture if some random took it?!
also I know this isn’t Asher related but I wanna go to Ibiza, but don’t wanna be in the party scene, anyone recommend anywhere to go that’s quieter? Like what part of Ibiza? Just wanna go for a little break!
promise I won’t make Ibiza my whole personality thou guys
. And just put the phone down and enjoy your break…she’s uploading more stories than when she was away with “work”Remember she knows the island like the back of her hand!!!!!Anyway
so San An must be best…. Not!the old town is so beautiful and also Santa Eulalia is lovely! It’s the best island, so enjoy if you bookHow did she get the picture if some random took it?!
also I know this isn’t Asher related but I wanna go to Ibiza, but don’t wanna be in the party scene, anyone recommend anywhere to go that’s quieter? Like what part of Ibiza? Just wanna go for a little break!
promise I won’t make Ibiza my whole personality thou guys
That's where you see the true Ibiza I have no idea what's happened to it I second Santa Eulalia, love having drinks on the marinaRemember she knows the island like the back of her hand!!!!!
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the old town is so beautiful and also Santa Eulalia is lovely! It’s the best island, so enjoy if you book
Looks like someone above beat me to it… I was wondering what has happened to her nose too?! I wouldn’t usually pass comment on someone’s features etc because they can’t be helped and I hate my own nose tbh but seeing as she paid for that nose I’m going to judge
I can explain. It’s because she talks through her nose so much, all of the excess air has blown up into the tip of her nose and created what is known as the “bulbous effect”, a medical term if you will.what the hell has happened to her nose?!?!
