Asher Mary Lou #7 It's a very lonely life as Charleys future wife

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I thought her real dad would've looked like Billy Ocean the way she goes on about her genetic 'roots'
 
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Why are you like what Asher? Bringing your leftover Nando’s home like every other person would who didn’t eat it all!?
She‘s so bespoke!!! Prick!!

She reminds me of that Catherine Tate sketch where they keep going “what am I like”?
 
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Is she messing… going out for nandos because their dishwasher has a glitch and they didn’t want to wash up? There’s only the 2 of them… how much washing up can there be when all they eat is a chicken breast, broccoli and fry light ‘chippies’ about 5 nights a week. God forbid Charley actually pulled his weight and helped do the washing up I guess
 
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More lies again saying she can relate sooo much to that caption about not being in a rush to get married.

Asher you are desperate to get married, it’s embarrassing to watch. Constantly referring to yourself as Charley’s future wife, becoming a 1950s housewife doing everything for Charley here thinking it will make him propose (it won’t, you’re just being used), constantly re-sharing people’s engagement/wedding pictures,“dating to marry” - saying you wanted to be married by Feb 2023 (that worked well for you), following wedding photographers on Instagram. Ugh, sorry to go on but she is such a fucking liar.
 
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You forgot the actual reference to him as her husband continuously!!!
 
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Coming from the person that said she was dating to marry and bangs on constantly that her wedding Will be low key . Also for someone that said kids were never on her radar she also implying there that she might not be able to have kids
 
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She has gone on about how she was ‘dating to marry’ so much she looks so stupid now. She said that before she got with Charley she had to be 100% sure this ‘future husband’ would want the same out of life with her. She has gone on so much how her and Charley are meant to be. She’s done a huge U-turn on the kids and marriage view now… probably because Charley has said he doesn’t know what he wants yet and feels too young to decide/too early in their relationship (fair enough) but she has spent years insisting she wants marriage before 30 and to never be a mum so once again she is just adapting her views to fit the current soulmate. She is never going to find her own happiness the way she just settles for anyone this easily, regardless of what they want from life is actually worlds apart!!
 
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I take it she couldn’t be arsed dragging herself out her pit this morning and going to the gym again what does she do all fucking day
 
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I take it she couldn’t be arsed dragging herself out her pit this morning and going to the gym again what does she do all fucking day
She uses her anal butt plug, clit beads and big mamba vibratory that she likes to announce to the world and video for her brother on facetime
 
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Poor Charley is obvs shit at licking dish if she needs a clit sucker
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Bragging about sex toys is not the flex you think it is Asher hahaha
 
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Lunching with her “bestie” the dog!! WTF this girl is beyond sad she needs to get a job
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wtf is this weird profile photo she’s using now? it’s giving dougal magic roundabout like where is her face? is she a hair account now? she’s a weirdo
It’s all thanks to the hairburst
 
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She needs to get a life and some friends. Literally sat in a pub with her dog lunching.

Disclaimer** there is nothing wrong with doing things alone, it’s the fact she does EVERYTHING alone!!!!
 
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Goes for lunch with her dog, but Lauren is in London.. they still can’t meet up! Something has definitely happened
 
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Goes for lunch with her dog, but Lauren is in London.. they still can’t meet up! Something has definitely happened
Defo! There used to be a time Asher would drive an hour/hour and a half into Manchester late in the day just to just go to Lauren’s house just for a roast dinner and come home weird how 2 people can be ‘so close’ yet miss every opportunity they can to actually meet up
 
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No babes, it’s giving, “sat like a cunt in the pub on your own taking selfies with your dog, I have a giant man hand, and have filtered the shit out of my chin vibes”!


 
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Wonder if Lauren will treat Asher to a hotel stay and a Astrid+Miyu bracelet for her birthday next month?
 
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Maybe I’m reaching but didn’t Lauren get her nails a bright green yesterday?!? Then Asher gets hers done today.. which is somewhat unusual of an unusual colour…

I bet Asher is that annoying friend that doesn’t have an original idea on her head and just copies everything you do then tries to pretend she’s come up with it herself
 
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