I hate that she seems to think she can be the Queen of both Dungarvan and Portmarnock
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If I heard oh my friends the owner one more time I had to stop watching!
Decent restaurant but think I’d rather avoid it now with them giving her 100e voucher. Dungarvan isn’t all she makes it out to me
Ah Dungarvan is lovely and so is the moorings. Shes just a painful dose
So she gives weather updates now and telling people from
Inland not to head out to her beach in Portmarnock!!! Go back to bed Aoife and stop being such a Debbie Downer you absolute dose!!
Inland not to head out to her beach in Portmarnock!!! Go back to bed Aoife and stop being such a Debbie Downer you absolute dose!!
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Ger Fleming has nothing on Aoife, she'l be looking for a job on the RTÉ weather yet, dose
*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
Brilliant! Hilarious and so true!*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
Guys stop telling me I’m hilarious and obey the beach rules. If you don’t I will come on and give a big sanctimonious rant this evening. Your choice
*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
s*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
shes trying to be Aoibhe Devlin , becoming more like her everyday. ,*Public Announcement*
The following people only are allowed on Aoifes beach today:
married to a builder
Live in a house with no less than 6 bedrooms
Your back garden is at least the size of a bungalow
You work 2 exhausting hours a week in your part time job
You have a minimum of one childminder per child
You have travelled the world in your 20s and still talk about it
You swim daily and make sure you post smug #DublinYouBeaut posts after yoga
You are desperate to become a blogger so you’re throwing up the AF links by the hour
Due to covid you’ve only planned about 5 expensive trips abroad for this summer
You want to be like the young ones on Instagram
Please stay away from my beach if you do not meet the criteria
Does she really try to say she's a size 8?
I haven't seen that but she's definitely a (perfectly reasonable) 12/14. I wonder why she'd lie? Bizarre
I haven't seen that but she's definitely a (perfectly reasonable) 12/14. I wonder why she'd lie? Bizarre
Her Dad picking her up , the soft top car & her posing … seriously?! 
So cringe. Like something a kardashian/jenner would have poated back in the dayHer Dad picking her up , the soft top car & her posing … seriously?!
She’s always at it. There’s nothing wrong with her 12-14 shape but stop saying you’re 8-10!
The soft top, what a show off. Glad she got a night out though I mean she only gets about 30 hours to herself a week x
Actual cringe!! I wonder which one is having the mid life crisis?
Lol 
what an absolute dose of shite.
what an absolute dose of shite.- Status