Anastasia Kingsnorth #75 on the phone on motorway, she probably thinks it's some sort of slay

[MsGilmore]

I wonder what Julie’s chapter will involve! Hopefully the word ‘hooge’ won’t be necessary!

 

[Cloudlove]

The crusty fake tan

 

[chanirv]

Is it April fools? Or am I dreaming? Surely bleeping not man. What a pisstake

 

[ggbgg283]

someone take one for the team and buy the book so we can laugh at it together pls

 

[ProphecyGirl]

The book is not booking

 

[ggbgg283]

She is not naturally gifted in the face department

 

[ggturner12]

someone take one for the team and buy the book so we can laugh at it together pls

Came to say this

 

[coconochanel]

Jeez that outfit she wore in the video its giving 'not very flattering and the skirt needs pulling up' also is this why she has been going on so many 'dates'?

 

[climbergorl]

Why do her eyebrows look like this? And the hair? she’ll regret this in a few years jeez

 

[daisy2809]

well this was not on my 2024 bingo card

 

[loveitbbysss]

Totally random but has anyone else wondered if Atticus is gay? I'm not judging or mean anything negative here. No hate, just an observation.

He is a child. This is such an odd thing to think and ask.

 

[helloitsme1999]

‘Nobody had ghost written this it’s been 100% me’ im sorry but there’s no way she’s written it all by herself!! I’m sorry but she has no idea how to write a book. There’s a lot more that goes into writing creatively than just knowing your grammar punctuation and spelling. It’s infuriating especially as someone who has always dreamt about getting published herself. It’s bullshit

 

[lotusbiscoff]

she has "poured her heart and soul" into getting a ghostwriter it appears... she's been working on it for a year but managed to write a FULL book in the space of 4 months all whilst making crappy chocolates with an unheard of company, going on fake dates, being a gym girly and sucking up saffrons arse? this is the last straw for me istg

I read your comment in Simon Cowell's voice and I can't stop laughing



"Ana... *over dramatic and extremely long pause* it's a no from me."

 

[forestaremagic]

Why do her eyebrows look like this? And the hair? she’ll regret this in a few years jeez View attachment 2757594

the eyebrows, heavy makeup, unflattering outfit, teeth, hair, oh ana

 

[ggbgg283]

Why do her eyebrows look like this? And the hair? she’ll regret this in a few years jeez View attachment 2757594

everytime her makeup artist Dani has anything to do with it her makeup always looks atrocious and does not suit her, esp all the premiers she's been to, she needs firing asap

 

[emem2498]

cackling at this comment on the youtube video

 

[millyischilly]

everytime her makeup artist Dani has anything to do with it her makeup always looks atrocious and does not suit her, esp all the premiers she's been to, she needs firing asap

I’ve been saying this for ages! Like I don’t know how this Dani made it as a makeup artist but I haven’t liked any of the ‘looks’ she’s done for Anastasia. None of them suit her in the slightest. I second your comment, she needs firing!

 

[Ryan80]

Ah stop. How the f**k did she “write” a book. And I see it’s not out till June. By then everyone will have forgotten about it

 

[Justmechan23]

I’m lost for words

 

[lmao123]

Does she ever take that tracksuit off!?

She must absolutely reek