louderforthecheapseats
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Honestly these influencer weddings would be my worst nightmare…so many me me me’s in one rooms all vying for the limelight
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elevatordomino
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Here’s the list of vendors that nobody asked for…
also the little ps at the end like oh yeh this is what I’m actually supposed to be doing
Greencatfysh
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I laughed earlier cos I was looking through our wedding pics for a nice one of just me to use for something for work, and there was ONEI’m not even sure I HAVE this many pictures of just me from our weddingI wanted pictures WITH everyone, not just me posing and showing off!
She should really word it that she’s on cloud nine because she thought she looked amazing on the day. It’s so narcissistic.
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louderforthecheapseats
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He’s not my bag at all but wouldn’t say he was unattractive he just looks like every other posh city boy you come across
MilkAndTwoSugars
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2 weeks married to you, 3 weeks married to you, 4…5….6…. where does it stop?! christ.
Farmer Sam
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I’m reminded of the Love Actually scene where Egg from This Life has only filmed his mate’s wife as he’s secretly in love with her
Alice has just filmed herself - “you stayed very close” 
. Narcissism at its very best. Was DP really there? Did she marry a mirror?So FAKE. Zero chemistry.
Why didn’t she just have a party for herself instead of pretending she wanted to marry this man for the social media content?
Greencatfysh
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This paragraph really sums up to me how self involved she is, probably the worst I’ve seen.
tiny mention of being in France for Tally’s wedding, then on to description of her hogging the karaoke mic because she loves the sound of her own voice, her dress, her eating habits, and then back to herself as we build up anticipation for the second day’s outfit. Basically no mention of the couple, the evening, the whole weekend, their relationship
tiny mention of being in France for Tally’s wedding, then on to description of her hogging the karaoke mic because she loves the sound of her own voice, her dress, her eating habits, and then back to herself as we build up anticipation for the second day’s outfit. Basically no mention of the couple, the evening, the whole weekend, their relationship
GBPackersFan91
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So even as a guest to somebody else’s wedding, Alice is ‘teasing’ the dress she is wearing for her friends big day and telling her friends to come back later for a dress reveals. Jesus Christ! She really does think she is the most important person doesn’t she. Using a friends wedding for a big social media post.
And also a paragraph in the caption about enjoying herself and her food. Just surprised she didn’t hashtag food freedom.
And also a paragraph in the caption about enjoying herself and her food. Just surprised she didn’t hashtag food freedom.
pennypinchpam
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Alice should just turn her Instagram into a show-off Housewife of Chelsea-adjacent Hammersmith and Fulham lifestyle account and just live off the “Omg hun you are so stunning” comments and be unapologetic for being empty and vapid. she’d be so much happier just purely showing off her lifestyle than trying so hard (and failing) at being a less-than mediocre health/fitness influencer as she is currently.
Observation - where's the groom or did she marry Lewis?
Farmer Sam
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Clueless. I’m working today. My other job (sheep don’t pay the mortgage) means I’ve driven 200 miles so far to see a client for four hours and now have the M25 for another 75 to navigate before dealing with emails and stuff when I get back to base. She makes me spit."Work"
Her mother really does love herself doesn’t she. All she does is make salads and film them.
@Farmer Sam completely agree, I actively avoid brands that spend huge amounts of money on lavish events & free gifts for influencers.
Alice does charity work for women fleeing domestic abuse so how amazing would it be if she teamed up with Elizabeth Arden & they put together little packages for the hostels she supports. That way they are still using her platform to promote their product, but it’s going to people who couldn’t afford to buy it themselves.
also I wonder if Alice is going to Tally’s wedding this weekend.
Alice does charity work for women fleeing domestic abuse so how amazing would it be if she teamed up with Elizabeth Arden & they put together little packages for the hostels she supports. That way they are still using her platform to promote their product, but it’s going to people who couldn’t afford to buy it themselves.
also I wonder if Alice is going to Tally’s wedding this weekend.
Londoncailín
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I reckon her mum has a lot to answer for when it comes to Alice's deep-rooted body image issues.
elevatordomino
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What in the Jeffery Damher are those sun glasses!?!,
louderforthecheapseats
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Has she just compared her wedding to a freebie for comfort?!
Same stuff different day
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What? That doesn’t make sense. Is she using AI generated stuff?
Farmer Sam
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ready 
DM Me Hun
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I honestly think she would be quite happy to never have to pretend to work again and just be left alone in a room full of mirrors and a camera where she can endlessly admire herself and upload pointless selfies to Insta for the external validation she’s desperate for. She’s so utterly self-obsessed it’s not normal.