Alice Liveing #15 The artist formerly known as Clean Eating Alice.

[Farmer Sam]

Alice sweetie it needs a hashtag by the Ad.
Also - these brands that spaff endless budgets on giving over privileged airheads another freebie jaunt in the name of “product promotion” make me want to buy the exact opposite. I’d be more impressed if Elizabeth Arden sent some care packages to hospices, refuges, hospitals!

 

[DM Me Hun]

Everything looks mismatched. The dress is lovely and would have been perfect for a traditional church wedding but looks odd next to the garish pink bridesmaids dresses. For some reason I’d imagined her in something more modern and I’d pictured the bridesmaids in really elegant black or navy dresses. But as long as she’s happy and got the all important perfect photos for Instagram content I guess that’s the main thing.

 

[DM Me Hun]

Being super aware of what you’re eating and obsessively posting every time you have chocolate/ice cream/cake to tell everyone how far you’ve come over and over again doesn’t really sound like food freedom.

 

[DM Me Hun]

2 weeks for her to acknowledge that Paddy was actually at his own wedding because you would never have known from the hundreds of videos and photos of herself she’s shared.

 

[pennypinchpam]

They had personalized cushions at the event the evening prior?

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What is that logo? Is that to symbolise the fan for Alice’s ego and nipple tassels from DP’s soho nights out on the with the rara Fulham lads.

is it for the Personal Assistant?
So tacky.

 

[forthelifeofriley]

I’ve seen plenty of unnecessary wedding things in the past but I think cushion covers tops it

 

[willow2014]

I got married a couple of weeks before Alice and my only “complaint” of the day was spending too much time with photographer getting pics which was probably an hour tops. I just wanted to hang out with my new husband and our guests. I wonder how much time Alice actually spent with Paddy and her guests. It looks like she spent her time getting content! It won’t last.

 

[fimfim]

It’s never going to end!!
Instagram, Facebook and now an email from her app and training programme, so unprofessional!

 

[elevatordomino]

Imagine hiring some for your wedding to cover ‘social content’ because a photographer or videographer simply isn’t enough that it needs a social content creator to make it TikTok and insta worthy for your followers! people have too much money and care way too much what others think or how they appear.

 

[pennypinchpam]

In other news, the Vampires Wife has closed shop. But don’t worry, Alice is spoilt for choice for her Honeymoon Wardrobe at The Mechanic’s Third Cousin and The Plasterer’s Granny

 

[JustSmashing]

Perhaps it’s not “the point” (which I don’t really get tbh as she’s so clearly not in a place of acceptance or freedom given her treatment/ tweakment addiction) but the image on the right isn’t her body now anyway. Interesting that the book release and press all coincides with her being much smaller again. Not quite to the Clean Eating Alice levels granted but she’s definitely slimmed right down for this period (wedding and book launch summer).

It’s such a BS message to be spinning her career around now when she is small, what most would consider slim (her natural build isn’t skinny or willowy) and she so evidently obsesses over herself, her body, her food intake and her appearance. I’m not sure which is more insufferable Alice in Weddingland or Alice in FoOdFreEDOmLand

 

[uberoblique]

Maybe she should consider taking some criticism on board rather than just carrying on in her normal totally self-obsessed way

She and her mate Rhitrition are endlessly going on about what sensitive souls they are. Either living your life on social media warps your sense of resilience or maybe you should just GTFO and earn a living by turning up to a workplace for a salary?
Why on earth would you whinge to the eyeballs that ultimately justify your existence as a walking advertisement?

 

[Farmer Sam]

Meeeee! It’s all about meeeeeee!!!! Meeeeeee!!!! Look at meeeeeeee!

 

[Truthslayer]

As someone who is constantly unhappy with what she's got, even though she has vastly more than others, she is going to be chasing this high for the rest of her life. I can't get over the levels of self-obsession she just have, to hire a social media creator to film her wedding, to have edits made of the days before and after. So much of her planning will have been around CONTENT and how it would look on social. It's depressing actually.

Absolutely this!! Hiring a hair and makeup artist for the night before the wedding wtf? And presumably paying for them to sleep over too? It’s just insane. It’s actually sad how little she has in her life other than showing off.

Honestly I predict a major breakdown within 6 months.

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Whose GP?

Lewis aka Gay Paddy….the man Alice wishes she was married to
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And whilst talking about a kebab… so romantic
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Grunge Pants aka Lewis

Oh ha ha I always thought GP stood for Gay Paddy not Grunge Pants

 

[Greencatfysh]

Maybe she should consider taking some criticism on board rather than just carrying on in her normal totally self-obsessed way

 

[coopdeloop]

The first dance was a bit odd, Paddy was trying to look at her and she kept just sorta interacting with the crowd

 

[JaffaCake]

I give them 5 years tops!

The whole thing has just been content - she looks genuinely happy in all the photos, except the posed ones with her new husband - so fake.

 

[Farmer Sam]

She’s probably quite good at actually teaching people how to lift. I followed her years ago because I liked her focus on good form and building strength. Back in the day when, yes, she was tiny Alice, but she wasn’t so far up her own backside she could give herself a root canal. Those were the days.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Came here to say this.
The actual, official wedding (the bit that legally married them) was on 4th May which is 4 weeks ago. But hey, why let facts get in the way (or detract from your narcissistic show wedding) eh Alice.

Yeah, I found this weird. We are having two separate “weddings” for various reasons outside of our control but I will absolutely be counting our legal wedding date as our anniversary, that’s what it says on your wedding certificate! Guessing she’ll make Paddy celebrate both each year and get her two gifts. Classy.