Alice Liveing #15 The artist formerly known as Clean Eating Alice.

[forthelifeofriley]

Seven photos of herself in a post about someone else’s wedding

 

[Farmer Sam]

Her mother has ideas above her gastronomic station too. I’d be disappointed if someone brought this to a dinner party as the dessert. Looks like a dog took a dump in a McDonalds milkshake. (Probably tastes good tho )

 

[Cheebachoo]

‘It’s coming’

Girl, it’s been and gone! We’ve all seen your mock Tudor lace dress! It’s not the big reveal you think it’s going to be…..

 

[Clapster1]

Christ on a bike the latest podcast episode is with her wedding planner to deal with the ALL of the questions she's had.

The description for her podcast tells us -
"Alice Liveing interviews extraordinary people about the importance of building mental and physical resilience and how this can empower us to live happier, stronger lives."

Not doing what is says on the tin. Not one bit!

 

[mammer8]

How can a wedding guest make it all about what dress she is going to be wearing

 

[Farmer Sam]

On one hand I get it. It’s your wedding day and a very special day. BUT how much was that dress?!?!? The whole wedding smacks of entitlement and why does she keep posting about it?

And much as I am sure it was spectacularly well made I can’t help thinking she looks like some waxwork figurine in a museum devoted to failed Tudor wives.
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She really should have put some of the dress she spent on the dress into the rest of the wedding

Imagine if she’s had some money left they could have got a singer who was in tune!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

She obviously still isn’t counting the povvo wedding as the real deal. That would be the date I celebrated my anniversary on, not the day we had a party to celebrate

 

[Greencatfysh]

This video is just another example of it too.. where is paddy? Why is she standing in front of people singing and dancing? She’s just pure attention seeking. If it was me I’d be stood with my brand new husband and with my friends and family watching the choir, not facing the other way on my own!

 

[Truthslayer]

Gone to Babington House for tonight. She really is a walking cliche. wonder how hungover DP is

and jeeeez the brown suede shoes made it to the wedding and she’s still Geri Horner.

The come down after a wedding like that is going to be absolutely massive. I’ve seen it before - all about the day of the wedding rather than the marriage. She’ll ride a high for the next 4-6 weeks whilst it’s all still fresh and she’s the centre of attention and then when people move on she’ll be totally lost!

Am still amazed she managed to drum up 6 bridesmaids to be honest! Wonder how Rhi feels not being one of them!!

 

[Greencatfysh]

I honestly can’t believe paddy has not had a single mention in this whole wedding / marriage social media display. Just fucking odd.

I can’t believe this too! Literally nothing, nothing like finally being married / seeing him at the end of the aisle / waking up the next morning even. Soooo self obsessed. It’s actually sad how she’s spent half her adult life on insta and so now can’t see anything except social media engagement opportunities

 

[Grizzlybear]

Saving Private Paddy

Please, Jesus, let this be a thread title

 

[DariaJames88]

It’s a video of just her. Literally no one else. And she’s watched it ‘close to 1,000 times?’ The arrogance is staggering.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Enlighten my crunchy old brain here guys. What did this social content person do??
Their bio says luxe wedding content creator - what even is that!?!

Lord knows. But I can’t wait for this vanity exercise to be over. So bored of people thinking others care about your wedding SO much

 

[ovasee]

Here it is!! Who she wanted to marry

 

[Iamonlyhereforthetea]

One month anniversary posts! Never known anyone to drag out a wedding so much because that’s all she has got going on in her life

 

[PsychoKitty]

I would absolutely not be friends with someone like that. Shows why she's got so few real ones.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Has she just compared her wedding to a freebie for comfort?!

Not considering a) being married, b) being in the honeymoon period after your wedding or c) looking back on all the fun memories and planning your future with your husband. No, she needed a COMFORT PR EVENT to make her feel happy this week

 

[DariaJames88]

I don’t mind her dress. But I really expected everything to be very classy, or at least an expect at classy but it all looks a bit garish. That bridesmaid dresss colour is way too much.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Fucking Percy Pig going to some exclusive champagne company “women’s awards” does my head in just over privileged grifters getting a free night out.

 

[Farmer Sam]

Wtf is this?

Scene from Only Way is Essex?

The singer..?

Alices 'party' outfit...?

Sooo many questions

Has she blown the budget on the 2 million peonies so had to get the pub singer from the local hostelry? So out of tune!!! Amazed she didn’t have karaoke 🫣 I haven’t seen any real images of the evening dress, looks like she’s got 1980 white stilettos on with it tho. DP must have been off having a “rest”