Not 54!Imagine sitting in a Uber alone, right next to the driver, and taking a selfieAt 54 years of age.
The UTTER cringeYou’d have to be drunk, right? Oh wait …
You might have something there. This feels like the cry for attention "I'm so in love" post.What are the chances that Alice had a meet up with a Journalist
She lies as easily as she breathes doesn’t she? In recent years I have never seen her hair look any longer or less broken than this. She didn’t have enough length to ‘cut her hair into a bob’. She’s had the same few wisps with a Bobby pin/Kirby grip holding three of them together at the back for eleventy billion years. Also the skin on her chin looks like a slightly wizened orange and I mention this only because of her comments on others’ looks. Also UK Mother’s Day today so I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her fugly smugness this weekendIt looks more like her hair broke into a bob rather than was cut. She should really consider going back to wigs.
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No. It never will.
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The eternal $26. The magic $26If I had a $ for every time Alice had pretended to have a boyfriend...
I'd have $26
Let's be frank. It looks like she cut her few remaining hairs with gardening shears and then was dragged through all the hedges of Beverly HillsShe lies as easily as she breathes doesn’t she? In recent years I have never seen her hair look any longer or less broken than this. She didn’t have enough length to ‘cut her hair into a bob’. She’s had the same few wisps with a Bobby pin/Kirby grip holding three of them together at the back for eleventy billion years. Also the skin on her chin looks like a slightly wizened orange and I mention this only because of her comments on others’ looks. Also UK Mother’s Day today so I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ve seen of her fugly smugness this weekend
No and no....Maybe Alice did have a date, maybe this time she is moving on? It could be something in the report that’s made her realise she can’t keep this up forever.
Her skin is awful, it shows how bad her diet and lifestyle has affected her, she should have used the same filter she used in the UberA freshly cut bob? Looks like they missed a bit & that bit looks like it hasn’t been touched for years. It’s all different lengths & badly damaged.
There would be no need for subterfuge and bluff if she really was moving on. It's all part of the deceitful nature she's used all her life.Maybe Alice did have a date, maybe this time she is moving on? It could be something in the report that’s made her realise she can’t keep this up forever.
I dont think that has stopped her from getting a new guy. Her messages to Ioan and the videos he submitted to court during their marriage shows she was in large done with him from the beginning (she was only mourning the extra perks she had with him).Maybe Alice did have a date, maybe this time she is moving on? It could be something in the report that’s made her realise she can’t keep this up forever.
Could she simply have missed all this stuff about the school? We know she's a disengaged and disinterested mother at the best of times. Ella's school could be on fire and if Alice had her head buried in SM she wouldn't take any notice of her daughter.I get I'm slow on my thoughts currently: but I just realized that her "I'm not sold on moving to Bevery Hills" post was on the same day and she was going on about how she was only there for the (as it turns out unsafe) schools under the post too. That's actually nuts
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Oh God, she's fucking Australian...Ahh, yes. Reneé Izambard. Great call there, mAlice. It appears she lives off the same alley mAlice does, taking great delight in accusing their famous ex husbands of stuff that never happened.
She looks like she's on her way to play the batshit crazy Karen in a horror movie who becomes a serial killer when someone takes her parking space.
To be brutal, I really think the only kind of men who are going to be interested in Alice are only going to be interested in her for her children. And when she's down to her last $ and desperate I don't think she'll care. Protecting her children has never been a priority for Alice.I dont think that has stopped her from getting a new guy. Her messages to Ioan and the videos he submitted to court during their marriage shows she was in large done with him from the beginning (she was only mourning the extra perks she had with him).
If she could have she would have replaced Ioan straight away. Her issue is probably more she isnt getting the guys she wants (the ones with $$$ and if possible also good looking/famous, generous and maybe also caring, basically a Ioan but this time as rich as she thought): partly it's not her fault obviously because the guys in her age range target younger women, partly it is her fault because even if someone was interested in her after one google search/date they'd likely run away except of the crazy ones. When Alice says she regrets the way she acted these consequences are one of the reasons for it.
Obviously another reason is that it's difficult to find someone when you have children full-time, that's the downside of her parental alienation. It could also put her trauma bond with the kids at risk if she starts dating. But the opposite can also happen and the trauma bond is so strong that they'd accept a new partner and then she can taunt Ioan with the "new daddy" posts she already threatened pre-divorce.
Also to add on this: in a way she is also "forced" to find a rich guy if she finds a new guy because spousal support ends once she lives with a new guy (though we'll see if she even will get any spousal support, could be a moot point). At some stage though she will settle on someone that at least can provide her sufficiently, even if not as well as she hoped.
The same thought crossed my mind. She seems to be aware of it too.To be brutal, I really think the only kind of men who are going to be interested in Alice are only going to be interested in her for her children. And when she's down to her last $ and desperate I don't think she'll care. Protecting her children has never been a priority for Alice.
I meant what I said!
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