He won’t play with the kendama toy once he’s sold his merch. Whatever his next obsession is, will be so he can copy it and push out merch
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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I bleeping hate the kendama thing. He’s a child.
PointlessChild
GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE MOTORBIKE?
I think that can officially go under "discarded items" in the wiki now, surely?
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What about the renovated van?PointlessChild
GUYS WHAT ABOUT THE MOTORBIKE?
I think that can officially go under "discarded items" in the wiki now, surely?
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So he went from 1 sold an hour to 6 [emoji23]
omg that FUUUCCCKINNNNNNN Kendama. Is it like the pumpkin latte equivalent for creative ladz? Him and the condom boyz going round playing with that in that bar the other day and acting all cool and nonchalant is SO lame and also a bit creepy? Like they read "the game" in 2008 and think girls are gonna come up to them and be like "hey what IS that cool niche wood whittled grown ups toy you are playing with?" duck OFFFFFFF my god
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He’s so boring and the bleeping seal laugh makes me wanna rip my eyes and ears off my head.
this made my night
one of the condoms says "send it back to LA bro" as the vaguely cooler dreadlock one hits a golf ball. they are so PAINFULLY uncool its unbearable
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If condom isn’t in the next title I’m gonna be really let down, condom boys has given me a right laugh!!
It'll probably be one of those stupid hats
The office staff must have been told to buy them and get their friends to aswell
Alfie Deyes #8: condom hat kendama twit
Short and simple (as simple as him)
Also, I reckon he will bring a jonny hat out with his merch. Hilarious if he puts the daft word art eye on it.
Short and simple (as simple as him)
Also, I reckon he will bring a jonny hat out with his merch. Hilarious if he puts the daft word art eye on it.
he's only doing vlogmas to promote his toy. same reason zoella posted a video this morning. its such an obvious pattern, i just dont even bother with there 30minutes adverts one a year anymore
Weren't people playing with this like 3,4 months ago
The acroyoga made me cringe. No spotter, no cues... I honestly can't blame her for not being confident in it as a result. He kept telling her 'watch the video' to see how to do it when he wasn't really supporting her properly to do what he wanted her to do (feet in the wrong spot, rounded shoulders instead of flat). In saying that, they did better than I thought they would tbh.
He touched the butt guizz. Clearly, they are still into each other
He touched the butt guizz. Clearly, they are still into each other
Wowza. What a hot couple
Is he really just chilling round the house with that stupid thing on his big twatty blockhead?
Him and the boys are only playing with it, because they knew alfie was bringing on out. He’s said before he wears his merch for ages before releasing it without telling anyone it’s merch so they then really want it.
thars what he’s donewith this kendama. You won’t see him playing with it again once it’s sold
Well they must of bought them all because they have miraculously "sold out"
Frag can make an IG on how great of a business man he is [emoji23]
I don’t know if this has been said already, but he used a beauty/blurring filter at the beginning of his vlog. His skin looked smooth, spotless and crows feetless... but obviously so 
I dunno. I feel like Alfie really does love that kendama. He looks so happy with himself whenever he gets the ball in the thing...getting the ball in the thing is probably the most impressive thing he's achieved in his entire adult life. Bless.
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