Not sure why he’s bothering. The kind of people who buy merch are obsessed teenagers. Needless to say all his obsessed teenagers have pretty much moved on now, as we all knew they would. Same goes for Zoe, who at this point is going to want Zoella Christmas presents from boots? Tbh even if I liked them I’d be embarrassed to be seen with their stuff at this point.
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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Someone bought me her hot waterbottle for Christmas last year
The fact he made lowest seem like an achievement is incredible [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Doesn’t he mean the lowest number of units he’s released. He’s so thick. He’d 100% be working in McDonald’s if he didn’t get lucky with youtube.
It still makes me laugh that this video is 26 minutes long and Zoe was in it for 6 minutes (the other 20 minutes was Alfie fking around with daboyzzzzzz)
Also when Alfie and Steve got in that position on the beach. Alfie seemed very comfortable [emoji102]
And when Alfie and daboyzzzzz went to Top Golf and he said "I've wanted to come here for years". I rolled my eyes. He has all the time and money, but the difference is HE HAS NO REAL FRIENDS. He probably paid for daboyzzzzzz golf rounds to get them to come.
Also when Alfie and Steve got in that position on the beach. Alfie seemed very comfortable [emoji102]
And when Alfie and daboyzzzzz went to Top Golf and he said "I've wanted to come here for years". I rolled my eyes. He has all the time and money, but the difference is HE HAS NO REAL FRIENDS. He probably paid for daboyzzzzzz golf rounds to get them to come.
Alfie looks homeless there. This new look is not a good look for him
My god this new merch is tit. I don’t care to find out what Krom is, or what relevance that wooden dildo looking tool has to a supposed “clothing brand” either. If I saw anyone in public with it I’d need some serious self discipline not to clonk them on the head with it.
That logo is SO bad
Omg a spare string!!
Sean’s content might be a pile of boring shite, but at least he is bearable and has shown he can do practical things like have a real job or do some actual DIY.
That logo is licherally wordart from Microsoft Office 2000, I was using that style of wordart in IT lessons in primary school 15 years ago, although I made it rainbow coloured.
Same I used it for PowerPoint presentations
Do you have to put the stickers on the object yourself or are the stickers just for er, playing with?
Even the description sounds cheap. “After months of sampling” - who gives a duck? Trying to make a meal out of the fact he sat round a table a few times listening to people compare sticks while he pointed and grunted at his favourites.
He’s trying to make it sound like he did some work on it rather than just putting his wordart logo on a box of something that another company has made. It’s a kendama for Christ’s sake, it’s nothing original, it’s not a unique product. It’s a mass produced toy, definitely fits in with the skater brand that Futures Elf is supposed to be.
i think the release was a flop :/ it was 25% sold after 30minutes, 75% sold after hours :/ considering it has the “lowest number of units”, if he was releasing like 100 units of it, that is only 75 sold. Thats a flop for someone with 4 mil subscribers. Also, he hasnt said it was sold out yet so i doubt it was?! i remember another vlogger Jon Olsson (with a lower number of subscribers) sold out his merch (a few thousands units) within 10 minutes.
Or maybe i just have high standards and to alfie this is a big success already
Or maybe i just have high standards and to alfie this is a big success already
I assumed it was just the 6/8 in the box he showedi think the release was a flop :/ it was 25% sold after 30minutes, 75% sold after hours :/ considering it has the “lowest number of units”, if he was releasing like 100 units of it, that is only 75 sold. Thats a flop for someone with 4 mil subscribers. Also, he hasnt said it was sold out yet so i doubt it was?! i remember another vlogger Jon Olsson (with a lower number of subscribers) sold out his merch (a few thousands units) within 10 minutes.
Or maybe i just have high standards and to alfie this is a big success already
3 hour ago: there was 40
8.58pm: 37
1 sold an hour [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
8.58pm: 37
1 sold an hour [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Why
Why is he with that A-Z employee (see thumbnail) that looks just like Z w/ the brown glasses? Confused.
I’m willing to bet he was the one pushing to release new merch to his team because in his thick head he’s still relevant and thought it would blow up. His team, knowing they need to be yes men to remain employed, agreed but told him it would be super sick and exclusive to only make about 50 units. He lapped it up thinking he was involved in some kind of limited edition rare collection.
Remember that merch he did before where everyone complained they didn’t receive their goods? Must be nice not being involved in any scandals any more now nobody gives a duck about them
Remember that merch he did before where everyone complained they didn’t receive their goods? Must be nice not being involved in any scandals any more now nobody gives a duck about them
Wow. That's a new low even for him. He has MILLIONS of subscribers! Pathetic.
duck off, Elf. No one wants to see your groundhog life every day in December. Seriously, what would he vlog about? Playing with his kendema (I don't even know how to bleeping spell that) and going to the office for an hour a week for a sick meeting? YAWN.
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