Yes Alfie, that’s nice. What a clever boy to tell us that story. *pats head*
Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate
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“my dream design of kendama”
“literally my favourite kendama company”
what a crazy and exciting life he leads
“literally my favourite kendama company”
what a crazy and exciting life he leads
That pic is 100% just to show off the ear things, are they ipod ones? I know they are expensive, but I'm not made of cash so these fads tend to pass me by!
He’s so easily amused. Has he ever said he’d learn to juggle (or try to perfect it...in his mind)? How about spinning a basketball on one finger? That’s surely a feat. We are all just living in Alfie’s World. Even Zoe.
Could he not have used a reusable cup?? There’s so many good ways they could influence their followers but they just do.not.give.a.tit...
And I know it’s been said enough times but WTAF is that hat about?!
Don't worry about that plastic lid on that single-use cup, because Elf has a reusable straw at home, remember?? #environmentalist
Oh no he's using the single use cups again, at least the planet is saved because he used a reusable cup twice in 2019
Guessing because he looks like a fraggle
Don’t know what you’re all talking about. Elf works so hard. So hard Infact, he has totally not decided to shoot IMAGES for his clothes drop tmrw. The day before.
sorry. Of course he bleeping has
and this friends is why he never has anything on time
who even says images?? He’s more Tory than the actual Tory party the posh little wanker, trying to be street. Which one are you elf?
it reminds me of jack Whitehall basically trying to take the piss out himself by trying to be cool when he knows he’s posh through and through but laughs about it
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Voice of the people Alfie Deyes weighs in on the defining discussion of his generation...
I’m willing to be he said “images” because he wanted to say he was “shooting”, liking how professional it sounds. He’s a real life photographer , have you seen all his expensive equipment? And a photographer goes on shoots, they wouldn’t dream of “taking a picture.” So “picture” was out - but not before he put it into an online thesaurus and landed on “image.” (NB his merchandise, sorry ‘clothing line’ is NEVER “released” or God forbid “available to buy”- it is always and without exception “dropped.”)
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Maybe he did source the wood from his skating ramp and his forgotten woodland to make the kendamas? Or he limited the amount after seeing that the premium linen cards didn't sell out immediately.Promoting that little toy by saying “the lowest number of units I’ve ever sold” makes it sound like he’s predicting the future lol.
but he’s still basically telling us that he made so little cos they won’t sell.
To top of his #wanna-be-environmentalist-crap: How much money are we betting that the wood used to make that crappy toy wasn't ethically sourced? That would be way too expensive for Elf and he would make less profit off the little children that still buy his shite.
He’s so pointless (like his name/he’ll nvr live that down) that he just repeat future self around the wonky image! No intriguing words to live by, nothing.
He looks like a sore, circumcised little cock in that red hat.
Agree on his use of the word “dropped”, he really thinks he’s hot tit, like an English Jay Z or something. The only things dropping are the figures on his socialblade
Agree on his use of the word “dropped”, he really thinks he’s hot tit, like an English Jay Z or something. The only things dropping are the figures on his socialblade
Steve better be doing movember. If he is that’s class. I’d think Fragz and Zachy boi would do it too, no?
I guess "FS" is for "duck's Sake"?
Their kendama’s are $50 
HAHAHAHAHATheir kendama’s are $50
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