Alfie Deyes #7 Joe Sugg's sister's boyfriend/housemate

[Alightened]

Him and his kendama need to f#ck right off

 

[Too Much]

Why the Buttercreams?

 

[Christina31]

his using recycled paper boxes omg the planet is saved View attachment 59277

Hi, Long time Lurker, first time poster! Serious question for my first post. Is the logo meant to like a year 7 student has been mucking about on clip art in an IT lesson because they’re bored? Because if it is...He’s nailed it!

 

[cherry198]

How much do you think Alfie’s net worth actually is?

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

How much do you think Alfie’s net worth actually is?

Google says around 4.5mil

 

[Blerghhhhhh]

Ok so..
1. How does it take months to test out a kendama
2. What the heck is “seshing” a kendama

 

[Mum.est2014]

Him and his kendama need to f#ck right off

Its a glorified yo-yo!

 

[Youtubegossip]

Ok so..
1. How does it take months to test out a kendama
2. What the heck is “seshing” a kendama

SESHING... you know.... those big Friday night seshes with the boys. Savage nights where they catch the kendama over and over. You’ve not lived until you’ve seshed a kendama

 

[Horatio]

Its a glorified yo-yo!

Looks much less fun tho.

Funny how Alfie has really stuck with the kendama when we are always mocking his lack of dedication to everything he takes on. I think that tells us all that we need to know about how challenging that toy is.

 

[hashtag_gifted]

I really don't see how people find Alfie attractive. I think he's rather ugly but thats just me I guess.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Looks much less fun tho.

Funny how Alfie has really stuck with the kendama when we are always mocking his lack of dedication to everything he takes on. I think that tells us all that we need to know about how challenging that toy is.

Or the fact he was always planning on cashing in on it....

Gifted trip with mini
Someone else on the trip has tagged it. In the same shady way alfie usually does when he bothers at all

 

[Jelly Bean]

When was he last in the A - Zzzzz office?

 

[OppositeFeature]

Or the fact he was always planning on cashing in on it....

Gifted trip with mini
Someone else on the trip has tagged it. In the same shady way alfie usually does when he bothers at all

He looks like he's hitting his mid 30s badly in that photo that was shared of him. Considering he's apparently worth nearly 5 mil, has a home gym and endless resources, you should not be looking that haggard at the age of 26. Good lord, honestly - imagine what a mess he'll be in 10 years.

 

[boredjess]

Limited restock of that stupid toy

 

[Horatio]

When was he last in the A - Zzzzz office?

I know I’ve been thinking the same !

Zoe at least seems to show her face a few times a week - even if the amount of work she does is negligible.

Remember when they first got it and Alfie said he’d be spending mornings in the office and afternoons creating content?!
He’s the epitome of the clueless rick kid ‘CEO.’ He could be getting direct hands on experience about running a business -skills he may want to rely on in the future. But of course he’s too arrogant to admit he knows nothing - because he’s rich and he owns the company. I’d love to see how he behaves on the rare occasions he does appear .... the satire opportunities must be gold....
Who has he actually got on his team? There’s that one older fella - he’s ‘brand partnership director’ apparently I just looked it up. So he gets the brand deals that keeps Alfie in gadgets.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I know I’ve been thinking the same !

Zoe at least seems to show her face a few times a week - even if the amount of work she does is negligible.

Remember when they first got it and Alfie said he’d be spending mornings in the office and afternoons creating content?!
He’s the epitome of the clueless rick kid ‘CEO.’ He could be getting direct hands on experience about running a business -skills he may want to rely on in the future. But of course he’s too arrogant to admit he knows nothing - because he’s rich and he owns the company. I’d love to see how he behaves on the rare occasions he does appear .... the satire opportunities must be gold....
Who has he actually got on his team? There’s that one older fella - he’s ‘brand partnership director’ apparently I just looked it up. So he gets the brand deals that keeps Alfie in gadgets.

Didn’t Morgan used to be listed on the A to Z website in some capacity, as a cameraman for Alfie or something? He isn’t on there anymore.

 

[Horatio]

Didn’t Morgan used to be listed on the A to Z website in some capacity, as a cameraman for Alfie or something? He isn’t on there anymore.

He’s gone from being Alfie’s shadow to being totally absent - and never mentioned, apparently removed from the website...

If he had gotten another job or moved away wouldn’t Alfie had mentioned it when Morgan was working his notice period? Maybe not, he never seemed very interested in his life.

 

[StephenTJackson]

He’s gone from being Alfie’s shadow to being totally absent - and never mentioned, apparently removed from the website...

If he had gotten another job or moved away wouldn’t Alfie had mentioned it when Morgan was working his notice period? Maybe not, he never seemed very interested in his life.

It’s amazing what happens when an employee does something savage and smashes a 90 Day Challenge, removed from Alfie’s life completely. Seems like Alfie doesn’t care about his employees/friends just to simply never mention him again - but that isn’t surprising, Alfie only care about himself.

 

[thenomad]

I'm really sad how Morgan disappeared. I wonder if some sort of falling out had happened? Or if Alfie resented Morgan taking on another job (and obviously doing better than him in the 90 day challenge).

Something definitely went down but Alfie won't address it. Not when he still has Zachy boy and 'Stache Steve to be savage sick skater bois with.

 

[Youtubegossip]

Even if Morgan wasn’t working for Alfie. They were still meant to be pals so surely you’d still see them hanging out together etc. Glad that Morgan got rid of him tbh he was the only one in that gang that seemed decent.

alfies been very quiet on this savage shanghai trip... bet he’s panicking because he can’t find a waitrose and cheeky liddle Nando’s