already sold 10 packs of cards by the look of it
The likes are absolutely ridiculous considering he has FOUR MILLION subs on IG.1000th Instagram Post guyz. Sorries my grammarsh so shick. But hey it still make muchhh shense? spelling's bad too. Was a busy day!
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Direct from the sweatshop, lovingly crafted by a poor Chinese child.And second - Why are they sent separately, does anyone know?
Said it's so everyone can see what the card is when fanning them out.I’m most bemused by “suitable for left and right handed players” - how is that a thing?
It pains me to defend anything about this not merch but most playing cards have the number and suit in two opposite corners rather than all four corners and when a left handed person fans them out they go in a different direction to a right handed person and they end up seeing the blank corner!I’m most bemused by “suitable for left and right handed players” - how is that a thing?
Probably because it’s outsourced from a different (online) producer and he has to get them made and shipped from that company.And second - Why are they sent separately, does anyone know?
Fair enough, I am convinced it is a thing. I’m not convinced that anyone delusional enough to buy these gives a flying duck. But I guess there’s isn’t much you can say say to flog a pack of playing cards at a ludicrous mark up? They’re cards.It pains me to defend anything about this not merch but most playing cards have the number and suit in two opposite corners rather than all four corners and when a left handed person fans them out they go in a different direction to a right handed person and they end up seeing the blank corner!
It's LICHERALLY magic guyzzzzlol does this mean futures elf is transitioning from sick skater brand to sick magician brand?
I think a few years is generous, I'd be surprised if Pointless Self is still going by the New Year at this rate it's such utter shite!!!His expression here is hilariously vacant.
I wonder if he wants to make the pack of cards part of his brand image, like how Logan Paul has the parrot. It’s definitely a good marketing strategy but a key difference is that Logan has had that from the start, even when the merch designs have changed the parrot remains distinctive, kind of like a Nike tick or something.
Alfie has been pushing versions of the pb merch horror for years which never seemed very consistent in brand identity - and it was tit merch even by YouTuber standards anyway. Now he’s plucked this stuff out of nowhere as if we’re supposed to suddenly take him seriously with no visible changes to his work (I bet he still uses the same manufacturers for example)
I wouldn’t be hugely surprised if in a years time future self is dead in the water too.
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"Bangin' fits" is he for real?1000th Instagram Post guyz. Sorries my grammarsh so shick. But hey it still make muchhh shense? spelling's bad too. Was a busy day!
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