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Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"
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Sky dive or something equally unoriginal
. He might lose his dentures
Fellow lefty here as well.As a lefty........
Alfie, do kindly duck off
I can assure everyone who may be worried, I didn’t end up phoning my therapist because a childhood of playing with “right handed cards” triggered a depressive episode.
Get me a lefty can opener, fountain pen, scissors I’m all over it!
Lefty playing cards is like lefty toilet rolls 🤷
I see Alfie is really addressing left-handed people’s needs with cards absolutely no one asked for. A man changing the world... in his empty head.
£10 for PREMIUM linen cards. Wow such a bargain?! Also, I know Alfie doesn’t have a proper marketing team but premium linen? Was there a high demand or need for linen cards to even begin with?
If he was all about the save our planet/climate change spiel he was going on for a hot second on Friday then maybe he could have made these cards out of recycled or up-cycled materials. Just throwing premium out there doesn’t mean anything especially when it’s coming ng from Alfie of all people.I wonder how many A to Z office employees were forced to buy these cards like Zoe’s Cordilly book.
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They started playing cards because someone told him to release cards as merch. It’s no coincidence!
She has some questionable taste in films. Especially after how she went on and on about The Greatest Showman and that movie was not good at all. Also, the director for Bohemian Rhapsody has a very problematic past but I guess she was willing to overlook that or didn’t care enough. Kind of her entire approach on life— if it doesn’t affect her and Alfie directly yet it’s whatever.
I do wish Zoe would stop going along with Alfie’s schemes by wearing his ugly merch only once or showing the cards in her IG stories. When was the last time Alfie promoted anything of Zoe’s on his social media? It’s been awhile. He must be struggling to move stock if he’s trying to get his gf to pitch his ‘premium linen’ playing cards.
Between the cards and his video he filmed with his parents, Alfie is really giving us the year of the content.
They look like cards for pre-schoolers! Thinking he did this so he didn’t have to pay a licensed fee to use anything closer to the classic design. Cheap ass mf. I’ve never seen lefty cards. How is that even a problem? Do lefties need to read English from R to L? It doesn’t make any sense to me! That’s why I think it’s an excuse that someone else came up with, in order to dodge official licensing fees. Assuming there is one.
Why will they be sent separate to other merch? I don’t get it!? Unless they’re sourced from a different country/manufacturer? Shambles
I watched a bit of Alfie's vlog and I really tried to finish it but his nostril hair growing into his beard look he's sporting was distracting me and I couldn't watch it anymore. It's so repulsive. Everything about that mug.
He makes it sooooo easy. He bought a game for his birthday and he loves it because "it's super simple like you can licherally play this with six year olds". So basically his actual age.
He also bought HIMSELF a ring for his birthday gift but not THE RING for Zoe. Is he trying to purposefully trigger Zoe or is he just that stupid? Also, I guess we now know that they still have that tree stump where they hammer nails into. Expect it in future vlogs since it produces such riveting content.
EDIT: I fast forwarded to the end and Alfie decides to end the vlog by eating in bed. Is it just me or does anyone else find this to be a disgusting habit that both him and Zoe have? Why did Zoe even buy that table in the conservatory if they're just going to eat in their bed all the time?
He makes it sooooo easy. He bought a game for his birthday and he loves it because "it's super simple like you can licherally play this with six year olds". So basically his actual age.
He also bought HIMSELF a ring for his birthday gift but not THE RING for Zoe. Is he trying to purposefully trigger Zoe or is he just that stupid? Also, I guess we now know that they still have that tree stump where they hammer nails into. Expect it in future vlogs since it produces such riveting content.
EDIT: I fast forwarded to the end and Alfie decides to end the vlog by eating in bed. Is it just me or does anyone else find this to be a disgusting habit that both him and Zoe have? Why did Zoe even buy that table in the conservatory if they're just going to eat in their bed all the time?
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I think that although he's 26, he's more like a 16 year old and in no way ready to be married to anybody. Seriously, he's like a child, and I don't think he's mature enough to commit to marriage
. He's got a lot more growing up to do. Zoe, unfortunately is going to be waiting for a while longer yet.These left handed cards, why do they need to exist?
As a left hander, when I play cards I fan them out perfectly fine in my left hand and can see the numbers? So can my left handed dad. It's not rocket science. You can tell a right handed person designed left handed cards, thinking it's impossible for us to ever see the number in the corner holding the cards in our other hand...
As a left hander, when I play cards I fan them out perfectly fine in my left hand and can see the numbers? So can my left handed dad. It's not rocket science. You can tell a right handed person designed left handed cards, thinking it's impossible for us to ever see the number in the corner holding the cards in our other hand...
I'm left handed and I've never had a problem with cards, mind you I've only been bored enough to try playing cards about twice in my life!
I cannot believe he just dropped in there he's selling merch with a typo and he was trying to make out it made it more exclusive!? What a TOOL.
This is the one thing that fucks me off to no end, and most youtubers do this. Its just another way they try to legitimise what they do and to cover the fact that they don’t do very much of anything at all.
The 5 months is just the time in between him having the idea for the product, to the product being sold. Within that 5 months he has probably sent a few emails, picked a font from a bunch preselected by a manager/whoever, then uploaded some photos on instagram. Thats all. The barest of minimums. This is likely the process for all of his merch.
It is so sad, because its so transparent that he doesn’t work at all. If he really wanted to fool people then he should stop vlogging and making instastories of what he does during the day.
EXACTLY LOL! I HATE IT SO MUCH whenever he and Zoe say “it took them months to a year to perfect” the products release. HAHAAHAHAHAHA duck RIGHT OFF!!!!
Sorry someone may have already confirmed this but where/what is the typo?
He didn’t say HAHAHAHAHA
he said they have the word illustrated spelt as "illustated" on the description on the box
So it took them 5 months to realise there was a typo
. Somebody wasn't paying attention then. It was probably Alfie, he won't know his alphabet yet
Considering there is all of about one sentence of writing on the box, its pretty amateur quality control going on here.
Just shows how unprofessional the whole Futures Elf operation is. Constant logo changes, no brand identity, no consistent target audience. Its just Alfie playing at being a businessman but completely failing with a total lack of strategy.
ROLL UP ROLL UP 2 FOR £1 IN THE LOCAL CHAZZA!!!!
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