but without all the sexThat's probably the most accurate anyone will get, I can actually imagine him as a Russel Brand
Alfie Deyes #6 Engaged, "We're not in any rush for that"
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You never know, he might pay for it
You never know, he might pay for it
THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alfie doesn't care about climate change because he causes most of it with his stupid purchases that get dumped after a couple of days
. He really pisses me off so much. Like most of you are saying he could do so much more with the platform he's got, but he's too idle, stupid and brain dead to even realise it. I detest him more each day with his stupid bloody quotes. He thinks he's super super deep and tries to come across as some sort of guru
. He really pisses me off so much. Like most of you are saying he could do so much more with the platform he's got, but he's too idle, stupid and brain dead to even realise it. I detest him more each day with his stupid bloody quotes. He thinks he's super super deep and tries to come across as some sort of guru
Where's the reusable straw, assface?
Oh, he's probably so excited about the new Wordart-Design of Futures Elf that he forgot he wants to be more environmentally friendly.
Anybody knows where is merch is made? Does he actually supports any UK based company or is just another greedy man who takes advantage of workers in less fortunated countries and are exploited until exhaustion?
What he does with Futures Elf from a branding/marketing-perspective is utter tit. Imagine nike or apple would change their logo everytime they realease something new! No one would recognize it?! That's the point of a logo - people see it and instantly know which brand is behind the product. But obviously he wouldn't know that and all his "friends" in the office don't care and are quiet happy with doing as little work as they're probably currently doing and still cashing in good money (I'm guessing).
Ethical production and sustainability.
All of our garments are produced in facilities that are either certified or strictly adhere to the codes set forth by FLA – Fair Labour Association and WRAP – Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production.
Additionally, our hoodies and sweatshirts are certified by OEKO-TEX, this verifies no stages of production contain any substances harmful to people or to the environment.
As a company, we make every effort to minimise the amount of wastage we put out into the environment, one of the ways we do this is by ensuring all products are of a high quality and last a substantial amount of time. We also produce most products on a made to order basis, this eliminates any unnecessary production and stock wastage.
Just found this on the Futures Elf website:
Ethical production and sustainability.
All of our garments are produced in facilities that are either certified or strictly adhere to the codes set forth by FLA – Fair Labour Association and WRAP – Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production.
Additionally, our hoodies and sweatshirts are certified by OEKO-TEX, this verifies no stages of production contain any substances harmful to people or to the environment.
As a company, we make every effort to minimise the amount of wastage we put out into the environment, one of the ways we do this is by ensuring all products are of a high quality and last a substantial amount of time. We also produce most products on a made to order basis, this eliminates any unnecessary production and stock wastage.
He won't go as he's too famous to mingle with peasants on the street.
LICHERALLY hilarious that they've written this considering douchebag is the epitome of unneccesary and wasteful
Yup! Someone should tell them that they can really "minimise the amount of wastage we put out into the environment" by simply not making any merch that not one single soul asked for! Nobody cares... his "fans" probably dont care either...He won't go as he's too famous to mingle with peasants on the street.
LICHERALLY hilarious that they've written this considering douchebag is the epitome of unneccesary and wasteful
As with Zoe if you watch an Alfie video at half the speed it is absolutely priceless!!!
He sounds dumber than ever!
He sounds dumber than ever!
That vlog from 2 years ago where he gets Zoe to try on engagement rings is soooo cruel! You can tell she was actually expecting it and seemed disappointed when they walked away empty handed, then he asked "how much did you love that?"
He’s one of those people that don’t suit swearing... I don’t know how to explain it but when he swears I actually cringe 
Noooo! Where’s this video? His channel or Zoe’s? I need to see thisThat vlog from 2 years ago where he gets Zoe to try on engagement rings is soooo cruel! You can tell she was actually expecting it and seemed disappointed when they walked away empty handed, then he asked "how much did you love that?"
Can't bring myself to watch what crap he's got for his birthday. Someone please update me if you manage to sit through it please
bleeping mongrel uploaded a vid on what he got for his birthday. As per usual, a pair of shoes BUT Off-Whites that change colors when put under the sun.
classic capitalist
classic capitalist
LOL he bleeping whined ‘cause the sushi that he liked wasn’t available. Oh in the first bit he went through developed photos...one of which is of him, Joe, Felix, and Marzia HAHAHAHA LONG TIME AGOView attachment 42968
Can't bring myself to watch what crap he's got for his birthday. Someone please update me if you manage to sit through it please
I bleeping ROLLED MY EYES WHEN ZOE LICHERALLY HAD THE NERVE TO ASK IF THE BEANS WERE HEINZ. THE ACTUAL duck, MATE?
LOL I just watched his recent vlog. The deck of cards HAS A bleeping BLOODY TYPO ON THE BACK PACKAGING.Probably £20. He's money hungry.
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Oh ffs I’m gonna have to watch this vlog now for Tattle purposes. I feel left out.
“You can’t control the hand you’re dealt
But you can choose how to play you’re cards”
Is he serious with all this?
All these deep ass quotes??
The new iPhone release wasn’t this dramatic -_-
And calling it a “BIG!!! future self drop”
You’re coming out with a deck of cards mate... calm down.
Did he seriously compare his in print typo to getting a first edition Charizard??
Also it's now changed to 5+ months instead of 4
Also it's now changed to 5+ months instead of 4
3 minutes in. I despise him. Nobody wants to see photos of you from your “YouTube 10 years”. None of the ones you showed are even achievements you PLEB.
He says “bloody” 36544334778 times too
Remember when he wasn’t pushing his clothing brand (merch)?
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Buys Waitrose sushi.
He says “bloody” 36544334778 times too
Remember when he wasn’t pushing his clothing brand (merch)?
Further in
Buys Waitrose sushi.
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