Oh ffs he’s with Tom
When the greatest nobs of all time collide.Oh ffs he’s with Tom
I am actually wondering if she is pregnant though. The photos of her anxiety attack with Tanya rubbing her belly and Alfie kind of cuddling her belly, I thought these were them trying to get people talking. Now I’m thinking maybe she is. I could see them doing the whole ‘hint at pregnancy even when it’s obvious but never confirm’ to get constant views, like what celebs sometimes doDoes anyone else find his new Instagram post with the baby sort of a kick in the face for Zoe? Considering how much she wants one and he doesn't and has made it clear it's not going to happen, it just seems like a cruel dig to me. Maybe I'm reading too much into it..
But in order for Zoe to be pregnant they would have to actually have sex which seems far beyond the realm of possibility to me...I am actually wondering if she is pregnant though. The photos of her anxiety attack with Tanya rubbing her belly and Alfie kind of cuddling her belly, I thought these were them trying to get people talking. Now I’m thinking maybe she is. I could see them doing the whole ‘hint at pregnancy even when it’s obvious but never confirm’ to get constant views, like what celebs sometimes do
But in order for Zoe to be pregnant they would have to actually have sex which seems far beyond the realm of possibility to me...
Petra from Jane the Virgin style I'm dead
Seriously. Her reaction to the lyrics of that pussy song she posted with Mark the other day, I dunno, came across very telling of her sex life imo.But in order for Zoe to be pregnant they would have to actually have sex which seems far beyond the realm of possibility to me...
She can use Alfie Amazon Prime and get same day delivery plus a #SPONPetra from Jane the Virgin style [emoji24] I'm dead [emoji1787][emoji1787]
Alfie intentionally has people around him to spend less time with Zoe.Actually think that Morgan might be living with them. He’s constantly with them or at their house or in their car?
Usually when youtubers ask for advice on who to use/ where to get stuff it’s usually them hinting for freebies.He probably mentioned his sponsor and they freaked out on him because he wasn't supposed to or something. Because thats why he's said 'can't legally'.
He's asked for advice on 'fixing his back'... go to a doctor. Or a chiro. Don't ask your fans on the internet with no medical experience. And don't feel the need to 'prove' you don't have weak muscles when the internet says that's the likely cause. He edited it while drunk. Such a hard life. Lots of new stuff coming, guys!
I know what you mean.Whenever he does this, I feel like he has been photoshopped in.
This is so accurate.I am ALL for people looking after their mental health, brilliant, promote that tit 100%
“It good to talk” “men cry too” etc etc etc
But seriously, give me bleeping strength here.
Jim Chapman desperately trying to tense his abs in an outdoor shower in Tulum banging on about his new “mental health” interview.
Alfie Dense and his SICK session with his therapist.
And I am ABSOLUTELY making light of this,
Alfie most likely talks to his therapist about how disappointed he was to find out that there was no sushi left for lunch, and how he managed to pull himself out of that slump by ordering 8 sandwiches and 3 donuts instead.. for the gains.
And I know it can be argued “nobody knows what people are facing on the inside” and I agree with that.
But the lad is driving around looking at buying a jet ski to mess around with his mates, and gets upset because the shop was closed.
His biggest “struggle” to date was taking the bleeping tent down from the garden.
I’m so over this lot.
Morgan is basically a modern day Jester for Alfie.Actually annoys me how much he uses Morgan for content, oh Morgan go in the cold water so I can film you. Oh Morgan go and jump off that.
Reminds me of that saying when you was a kid and you’d be like ‘so and so told me to’ and your mum is like ‘if they told you to jump off a bridge would you’
Depends how much Alfie is paying I guess