Oh ffs he’s with Tom 
Alfie Deyes #5 What a ducking moron!
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When the greatest nobs of all time collide.Oh ffs he’s with Tom
I am actually wondering if she is pregnant though. The photos of her anxiety attack with Tanya rubbing her belly and Alfie kind of cuddling her belly, I thought these were them trying to get people talking. Now I’m thinking maybe she is. I could see them doing the whole ‘hint at pregnancy even when it’s obvious but never confirm’ to get constant views, like what celebs sometimes do
Actually think that Morgan might be living with them. He’s constantly with them or at their house or in their car?
But in order for Zoe to be pregnant they would have to actually have sex which seems far beyond the realm of possibility to me...I am actually wondering if she is pregnant though. The photos of her anxiety attack with Tanya rubbing her belly and Alfie kind of cuddling her belly, I thought these were them trying to get people talking. Now I’m thinking maybe she is. I could see them doing the whole ‘hint at pregnancy even when it’s obvious but never confirm’ to get constant views, like what celebs sometimes do
I'm dead 
Seriously. Her reaction to the lyrics of that pussy song she posted with Mark the other day, I dunno, came across very telling of her sex life imo.
Although with Alfie’s teeth I’m sure the thought of him going anywhere near her vagina with them is terrifying.
She can use Alfie Amazon Prime and get same day delivery plus a #SPON
Alfie intentionally has people around him to spend less time with Zoe.
Then Zoe will run to London to go see Mark
Sooooo apparently he uploaded the vlog and it’s been copyright claimed. But it’s not his fault, the people who claimed it are people that have given him permission
He obviously can’t not get paid so he’s taken it down the re edit and re upload.
Sure Alfie I believe you
He obviously can’t not get paid so he’s taken it down the re edit and re upload.
Sure Alfie I believe you
He probably mentioned his sponsor and they freaked out on him because he wasn't supposed to or something. Because thats why he's said 'can't legally'.
He's asked for advice on 'fixing his back'... go to a doctor. Or a chiro. Don't ask your fans on the internet with no medical experience. And don't feel the need to 'prove' you don't have weak muscles when the internet says that's the likely cause. He edited it while drunk. Such a hard life. Lots of new stuff coming, guys!
He's asked for advice on 'fixing his back'... go to a doctor. Or a chiro. Don't ask your fans on the internet with no medical experience. And don't feel the need to 'prove' you don't have weak muscles when the internet says that's the likely cause. He edited it while drunk. Such a hard life. Lots of new stuff coming, guys!
Usually when youtubers ask for advice on who to use/ where to get stuff it’s usually them hinting for freebies.
Who do you recommend. Half a dozen companies offer it free in return for a name drop. Easy
I know what you mean.
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I am ALL for people looking after their mental health, brilliant, promote that tit 100%
“It good to talk” “men cry too” etc etc etc
But seriously, give me bleeping strength here.
Jim Chapman desperately trying to tense his abs in an outdoor shower in Tulum banging on about his new “mental health” interview.
Alfie Dense and his SICK session with his therapist.
And I am ABSOLUTELY making light of this,
Alfie most likely talks to his therapist about how disappointed he was to find out that there was no sushi left for lunch, and how he managed to pull himself out of that slump by ordering 8 sandwiches and 3 donuts instead.. for the gains.
And I know it can be argued “nobody knows what people are facing on the inside” and I agree with that.
But the lad is driving around looking at buying a jet ski to mess around with his mates, and gets upset because the shop was closed.
His biggest “struggle” to date was taking the bleeping tent down from the garden.
I’m so over this lot.
“It good to talk” “men cry too” etc etc etc
But seriously, give me bleeping strength here.
Jim Chapman desperately trying to tense his abs in an outdoor shower in Tulum banging on about his new “mental health” interview.
Alfie Dense and his SICK session with his therapist.
And I am ABSOLUTELY making light of this,
Alfie most likely talks to his therapist about how disappointed he was to find out that there was no sushi left for lunch, and how he managed to pull himself out of that slump by ordering 8 sandwiches and 3 donuts instead.. for the gains.
And I know it can be argued “nobody knows what people are facing on the inside” and I agree with that.
But the lad is driving around looking at buying a jet ski to mess around with his mates, and gets upset because the shop was closed.
His biggest “struggle” to date was taking the bleeping tent down from the garden.
I’m so over this lot.
This is so accurate.
Alfie is a typical brat. Hasn’t ever had to see the real world for what it is!
What a BELLEND
latest video 6 minutes in. Talking about going to Glasgow to a gaming event, but refuses to name the gaming event because then he’ll have to say sponsor even though it’s not a sponsor. duck. Off. Alfie. If you need to declare it then it is.
Actually annoys me how much he uses Morgan for content, oh Morgan go in the cold water so I can film you. Oh Morgan go and jump off that.
Reminds me of that saying when you was a kid and you’d be like ‘so and so told me to’ and your mum is like ‘if they told you to jump off a bridge would you’
Depends how much Alfie is paying I guess
Forgot about the ramp already and moved onto jet ski. At least the pool used to get one use. Is there ANY footage of him on that skate ramp?
Millionaire asks 12 year old fans for medical advise
latest video 6 minutes in. Talking about going to Glasgow to a gaming event, but refuses to name the gaming event because then he’ll have to say sponsor even though it’s not a sponsor. duck. Off. Alfie. If you need to declare it then it is.
Actually annoys me how much he uses Morgan for content, oh Morgan go in the cold water so I can film you. Oh Morgan go and jump off that.
Reminds me of that saying when you was a kid and you’d be like ‘so and so told me to’ and your mum is like ‘if they told you to jump off a bridge would you’
Depends how much Alfie is paying I guess
Forgot about the ramp already and moved onto jet ski. At least the pool used to get one use. Is there ANY footage of him on that skate ramp?
Millionaire asks 12 year old fans for medical advise
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Morgan is basically a modern day Jester for Alfie.
Why the fck is he buying a jet ski???
Is this what happens when you become dumb rich? Just dumb purchases all the time.
Alfie next purchase he buy like....
Is this what happens when you become dumb rich? Just dumb purchases all the time.
Alfie next purchase he buy like....
Also LMAO at Alfie blaming his "travelling" why he's not been filming The Secrets Out
NOONE WANTS TO BE ON YOUR SH!T SHOW
ACCEPT IT
NOONE WANTS TO BE ON YOUR SH!T SHOW
ACCEPT IT
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