Why can't these twats go to a skate park? I'm sure Brighton has loads!If I was a neighbour I'd get the bloody hose pipe out and drench the lot of them. Rattling about on skateboards and shouting and shrieking
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Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted
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I almost pissed myself.
Remember when slackline was Alfie's passion? poor, forgotton slackline
I watched some of their kitchen chat vlog & out of boredom & silly curiosity, I watched a bit of the end of the vlog on slo-motion. Omg terrifying. Is he alright? The bullshit meter was going off (IMO) w/ his darty looking eyes (one eye slightly wonky, like nala). He has lost some weight in his face? Scrawny hands. So so skinny. His moustache nasal trails are just crazy. Havenāt seen the āboyā in a while. Eeks. And this half-pipe thing...it shouldnāt be allowed in residential neighborhoods. No class!
Edit to add that in some parts at the end, when paused, he looks like āThe Screamā painting. I warned you. Haha
Edit to add that in some parts at the end, when paused, he looks like āThe Screamā painting. I warned you. Haha
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He's a bloody coward
. He always gets others to do stuff that he's scared of. The waves aren't even that big
. He always gets others to do stuff that he's scared of. The waves aren't even that bigwtf my 8 year old would happily go swimming in that
Steve is also equally as cringe - why does his flop "business" insta have the font of a suburban Chinese takeaway
Steve is also equally as cringe - why does his flop "business" insta have the font of a suburban Chinese takeaway
This could be the new thread name...
Alfie Deyes #4 Half a brain and a half pipe, plus a big gob that spouts endless tripe.
Alfie Deyes #4 Half a brain and a half pipe, plus a big gob that spouts endless tripe.
Iāve just watched his latest blog. He literally canāt close his mouth his teeth are so big.
When he said someone asked him to stop wearing that feather and Zoe made a bitchy comment. Pleeeaaasee
You could tell Ryan didnāt want to play that nail game but Alfie railroaded him into it
Whatās happened to the personal training sessions now has he given up on that? Canāt complete the vlog in one go heās just too cringey, even the start with his iced coffee annoyed the tit out of me
When is Alfie going to actually use his half-pipe and have someone film him using it?! Even if he can't do tricks, it looks stupid that he bought this huge eyesore for his garden and he doesn't even use it or try. He just wants to be the cool kid and have his 'friends' come over. I had no idea such abitrary things like being cool was so important in your 20s, I guess I missed that memo.
His life is like one of those awful high school movies where a parent pays a cooler kid to be friends with their uncool, friendless child. Except Alfie is paying people himself to be friends with him by getting all these things and paying for everything in life so the hangers on stick around as long as they get something out of it.
This is horrifying, his teeth look like they've all moulded together to make one huge toothWhat the.............?!
I dont know how he can look in the mirror every morning and think this looks good!He canāt think that looks good or be happy with what was done in Dubai. That is bloody awful veneer work. An advert for NOT getting veneers is all it is. He shouldāve just committed to one thing in his life and actually completed his Invisalign, that wouldāve done his teeth so much more good than this embarrassment that even Rylan can turn around and say that doesnāt look good.This is horrifying, his teeth look like they've all moulded together to make one huge tooth
So I just saw that Future Self is organising a pop up store in Brighton (how convinient - if it were me I'd chosen London).. however I just clicked on their Facebook page and they have the astonishing number of SIX likes.
It's getting harder and harder to believe his merch (pardon.. his high class brand) is getting any attention at all.. apart from his so-called friends
It's getting harder and harder to believe his merch (pardon.. his high class brand) is getting any attention at all.. apart from his so-called friends
Iāve seen tons of people retweeting Zoeās app. Seen non for Alfieās merch. Not even Joe
I donāt like Zoe and while her popularity has greatly diminished there are still a number of decidicated fans out there who religiously watch her vlogs and support her different projects.Whereas Alfie literally has nothing and nobody left,heās literally just zoellas boyfriend but that all heās ever been tbh
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