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Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted
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Well he’s a twit too so I suppose he would. I don’t actually watch his videos, so wouldn’t know. I can’t deal with him in large doses, he just annoys me mostly.
Does anyone feel Alfie only did the #90DayChallenge and picked up skating to have friends?
He's such a massive loser
He's such a massive loser
ZoZo been reading the "future elf" comments
Also, Alfie picking up blueberries and saying "All about the bloobs"
Like what kinda bleeping idiot is he?
In his most recent vlog at the skatepark he sped up the parts where the skating was happening so I played that in slowmo and he literallllllyyyy stands there the whole time 
he’s not good at anything just pretends to be.
I wonder what his next obsession after this will be.
God he is such a LOSER
he’s not good at anything just pretends to be. I wonder what his next obsession after this will be.
God he is such a LOSER
He needs to go help Sean with his reno project, but let’s be honest with ourselves, he’d probably just sit back and watch Sean do all the work whilst shouting “Yooo bro, get that!” and disturbing the neighbours.
Well, we all know she is obsessed with Elf ... it’s her favourite movie don’t you know?ZoZo been reading the "future elf" comments
So I wonder how many adverts we are going to get for ‘future elf’ today....
The product descriptions make me laugh...
"Classic embroidered Future Self logo", How can it be "classic" when it's only been established a few weeks.
It's just kids playing shops.
"Classic embroidered Future Self logo", How can it be "classic" when it's only been established a few weeks.
It's just kids playing shops.
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Oh god, literally just posted about this on Joes thread. He gets all his family wearing it out for drinks etc too. It’s so cringe
Alfie can’t skate, he pushes himself up and down the promenade and all his ‘tricks’ are with no wheels on his trampoline. Who even does that?
I called it months ago but guarantee he’ll get Ryan Taylor over when he gets this ramp. Film him doing tricks on it and do non himself.
He’s getting the ramp to try and get what he perceives as cool people over to his house.
at least if he used Alfie Deyes , it can be trademarked? As a whole name/band, not just "Alfie"
and with PB Merch, it had a logo
now this Future Self is just 2 dumb words in a basic font and large squirmy wormy lines across the hoodie.
he thinks he's going to be the next Supreme
Alfie with his 'mates' always reminds me of a classic episode of Only Fools (its a very old one, think first series, first appearance of the character Slater) but it goes something like this:
Slater: D' you remember when we was kids, Used to go over the pond to play at pirates? You were Dan Tempest - Trigger was Long John Silver. And what character did I play Del?
Del: You played the bloke what walked the plank.
Slater: Oh, yeah! The bloke that walked the plank! I was always the bloke that walked the plank, wasn't I? I must of been in and out of that pond more times than a duck's head. I always wanted to be Bluebeard!
Del: Well you should have said so!
Slater: I did say! But you'd never let me!
Del: I did - once!
Slater: Oh yeah I remember. That was the day Bluebeard had to walk the plank weren't it?
Del: I tried to be friendly Slater, but you were such a snide there was no helping you!
Slater: D' you remember when we was kids, Used to go over the pond to play at pirates? You were Dan Tempest - Trigger was Long John Silver. And what character did I play Del?
Del: You played the bloke what walked the plank.
Slater: Oh, yeah! The bloke that walked the plank! I was always the bloke that walked the plank, wasn't I? I must of been in and out of that pond more times than a duck's head. I always wanted to be Bluebeard!
Del: Well you should have said so!
Slater: I did say! But you'd never let me!
Del: I did - once!
Slater: Oh yeah I remember. That was the day Bluebeard had to walk the plank weren't it?
Del: I tried to be friendly Slater, but you were such a snide there was no helping you!
That’s actually really quite spot on. Alfie hanging around with the cooler boys, never actually fitting in and just being butt of the jokes, and in Alfie’s case the wallet for his “friends” hobbies.
Basically he’s got the huge mansion and will build them a skate ramp and put up a pool and has a gym so theyre all happy to be in with in.
If he had no money sure as tit would any of these being camping in the woods on a free mattress with him. Why did they have to keep moving skateparks? Did the actual teens scare them off.
6 middle class blokes trying to be cool in the skate park. It’s like an awful comedy sketch. He’s heard some ‘skater’ kind of words from Ryan Taylor and his mates and just repeats them
Okay I watched Alfie's vlog and I will admit I skipped quite a bit, esp when he was going on about his ulcer and his flat tire because no one but his mother will actually care... but why is he doing a skating vlog and hardly shows himself skating? The few bits he did have of skating was just of his friends. Which makes him building a halfpipe in his garden and creating a merch line for skate wear seem really stupid and ostentatious.
Also, this is Alfie's 3545478th camera he's had to replace? He kept going on about how his was broken and he sometimes had to use Zoe's. But if Zoe is filming why hasn't she posted a new vlog? Not even her birthday vlog is up and that was well over a month ago. We all saw her holding a camera in the others' vlogs. Her level of lazy is truly astounding for someone who is always 'working so hard'.
Also, this is Alfie's 3545478th camera he's had to replace? He kept going on about how his was broken and he sometimes had to use Zoe's. But if Zoe is filming why hasn't she posted a new vlog? Not even her birthday vlog is up and that was well over a month ago. We all saw her holding a camera in the others' vlogs. Her level of lazy is truly astounding for someone who is always 'working so hard'.
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Caspar was one of the few I actually liked.
He’s now on the Alfie bandwagon of throwing toys out the pram. Maybe because he manages ‘talent’ now and they are ALL going to have to declare rather than it just affecting his channels
He’s now on the Alfie bandwagon of throwing toys out the pram. Maybe because he manages ‘talent’ now and they are ALL going to have to declare rather than it just affecting his channels
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Meh better than Alfie who doesn’t think any influencers should have to disclaim.
It wasn’t even about him either. He’s always trying to defend other folks...keep it private mate.
I don’t know why influencers get so irritated that other forms of media don’t have to disclose though...Shouldn’t the general public be more worried about that? If they had a problem with it, they would’ve sorted it. I get the “it’s not fair!”, but is it really that deep? How hard is it to just put #gifted or #ad and move on?
I don’t think anyone should be jailed over it though. A fine is enough.
It wasn’t even about him either. He’s always trying to defend other folks...keep it private mate.
I don’t know why influencers get so irritated that other forms of media don’t have to disclose though...Shouldn’t the general public be more worried about that? If they had a problem with it, they would’ve sorted it. I get the “it’s not fair!”, but is it really that deep? How hard is it to just put #gifted or #ad and move on?
I don’t think anyone should be jailed over it though. A fine is enough.
No one is going to jail. He’s obviously exaggerating- even if theoretically it could happen (i have no idea) it never would. And yeah Caspar comes across petty and spoilt there and his argument is really weak. Don’t comapre your life and considerable influence to James Bond’s omega watch, just stick to the rules and count your many blesssings. It’s not that hard.
I know no one is going to jail, as the situation is dissolved anyway. It stated that according to the law the celebs could face an unlimited fine or up to 2 years in prison for continuing it. I mean I doubt even if it was still an issue they’d end up going to jail, but it really shouldn’t have even be in the discussion. That is ridiculous, just slap a large fine.
However, if they’re repeat offenders and keep getting fined then yeah lock em up
Also I know they’re working on it, but their regulations and handling of everything is just not up to par. Especially in America. American influencers get away with so much deception.
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