For the love of spirit what are those socks he always prances around in!?Bloody hell he doesn't half fancy himself?????View attachment 7814
Those socks are great if you’re wearing shorts and shoes like converse, toms, vans, etc. And you don’t want a normal sock on show but still want to wear socks. Which is what I have those for. Would never wear them normally.For the love of spirit what are those socks he always prances around in!?
I thought those were just for girls lol.
He acts bi-sexual, wearing makeup, SITTING DOWN TO PEE!!! What other guy on this planet SITS DOWN TO PEE for christ sake.
He just needs to dump Z and get a boyfriend and have kinky ringworm sex
Lol!!! They must have a really horrible sex life.Those socks are great if you’re wearing shorts and shoes like converse, toms, vans, etc. And you don’t want a normal sock on show but still want to wear socks. Which is what I have those for. Would never wear them normally.
The sitting down to pee is weird, especially if he does it in public toilets, which is just ???. Nobody wants to sit on public toilets if they can avoid it (feel sorry for women).
I still think he is more asexual though, even if he acts like he loves Mark Ferris, his childish attitude to sex and laughing when somebody mentions it just feels like could never even have sex successfully.
Their sex life is definitely non-existent. Zoe wouldn’t be able to fit a dick in her little mouth - not even Alfie’s little dick. She is definitely very vanilla sex wise, only wanting to have sex to get pregnant probably. She is definitely a woman I don’t think will have a vibrator in her knicker draw.Lol!!! They must have a really horrible sex life.
This may be over the top (apologies in advance) but I doubt little miss zoella has ever sucked his.... lol I just doubt it!!
? they probably only do it in their bed too, nowhere else, if they actually even partake in the act. I think Zoe is trying to get on his good side by bouldering and going places with him more, hoping he will impregnate her. You’re right, vanilla and boring. I am so eager to see how this drama unfolds this year for them.Their sex life is definitely non-existent. Zoe wouldn’t be able to fit a dick in her little mouth - not even Alfie’s little dick. She is definitely very vanilla sex wise, only wanting to have sex to get pregnant probably. She is definitely a woman I don’t think will have a vibrator in her knicker draw.
Alfie I think would also be very vanilla sexually, I don’t think he would be at all into kinky sex, the way he behaves when sex is brought up isn’t the behaviour of somebody who is sexually confident. It’s one of the few things I think Zoe and Alfie have in common - a lack of sexual desire, and only liking simple, quick, vanilla sex when they do have sex.
Even the thought. ??
I don't think he's a prude - just massively immature. He's one of those guys who would've shouted 'penis!' at random moments in school and thought it was the funniest thing ever, and just never grew out of it. Like the way he talked about sex in that one podcast he did and how hot and funny it would be to sleep with a teacher...to his very young audience.The fact that he turns 26 in a few months and cant even say the word sex without giggling like a school boy says it all really.He's the one thats a massive prude,not Zoe.He hates any kind of pda,romance or any meaningful gesture.
I don't understand why he didn't just get braces and some gum work done? Especially on his bottom teeth - Invisalign could've fixed that!That ruddy sky outsmarting Alfie again!
His teeth always look so silly even from a small picture. He's going to really regret getting them done so young. Can't go back to natural teeth and he'll be spending a fortune of his own money getting them redone when they start falling out.
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He had Invisalign, he was just too lazy to put his braces on everyday.I don't understand why he didn't just get braces and some gum work done? Especially on his bottom teeth - Invisalign could've fixed that!
He looks like he should be working the waltzer at a fair.Suffering through this new video, just a few minutes in but ew, Alfie looks like such a slime ball. All hunched over, doesn’t look like he’s showered, looks sweaty and smelly, and puffy face, bad complexion. It’s very noticeable compared to the other two
Errmmm he’s not. I thought the same then it panned to his mate zach actually doing the cookingQuick, fetch me the smelling salts before I faint ??. Alfie is cooking an actual meal. Is the takeaway closed on Sunday???
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Thought it was too good to be true ???. I can put the smelling salts away then??Errmmm he’s not. I thought the same then it panned to his mate zach actually doing the cooking
Looks like Logan Paul is doing a flat earth video. It looks slightly better produced than Alfs
Why do you think she wouldn't be able to carry to full term?? Whats wrong with her?Even if Zoe were to get pregnant I don’t think she’d have a healthy pregnancy and as sad as it is i don’t think she’d be able to carry to full term.
They are both too immature to have a child anyway