Alfie Deyes #3 Definitely NOT Gifted

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Alightened

Not another vlog about the sodding party. I thought he'd already done one....

 
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BOABKP

Trying to be disruptive, start a rave thread if you love Alfie - Please read our rules and why they're important
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BOAB is an Alfie fan. Always defending him [emoji23]
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Anytime I apply logic to a situation I’m defending Alfie. [emoji88] it could’ve been about Zoe, Joe or whoever else and I would’ve said the same thing.

There’s rarely any logic in half the things you guys say, especially in Zoe and Alfie’s boards. That’s not defending Alfie. Maybe if you guys actually used some sense, I would have to “defend” Alfie less.

I’ve already proved that I don’t even watch his vids. The only reason I ever even know what Alfies up to is thanks to you guys’ updates in this thread...yet I’m the stan.

I mean my comment literally proved how much Jack’s channel depends on these people, and instead of just saying “alright fair”, it’s “hehe Alfie stan!”. Yet you guys are the same people who call Alfie immature.

I’m sorry idgaf if this is a gossip site. We are all supposed to be adults here, so let’s actually talk and think like one please if not I’ll just continue calling out the nonsense commentary in here like I’ve always been doing.
 
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sburton

STJ_95 said:
It will be the process of ordering a bespoke designed cake and blagging it as a freebie.

I’m sure it is definitely more complicated than emailing the bakery and saying “I’m Shergar, please can I have a free cake?”
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It’s a main channel video guys! He doesn’t just put ANYTHING on there. I’m sure it will be an in depth document series on how he helped S club 3 reunite to perform at the party of the century! We’ll get to see just how many meetings it took to get this all to happen!

I sure hope he was able to expense at least 9 meals out in the name of planning all of this. Otherwise what’s the point in doing things for others if not to benefit from it personally
 
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He's still not had any lessons and is just plonking away on the ivories I assume? Just expecting it to magically happen like the ripped gym bod.
 
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GossWhore

Alightened said:
Not another vlog about the sodding party[emoji849]. I thought he'd already done one....

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Yup

And he had the AUDACITY to say "and what's more 90s than S Club 7" in the promo video

Bitch. S Club 7 started in 1999!!! The epitome of 90s is The Spice Girls, BackStreet Boys. GTFO!

And his comment to Rochelle Fox was a slap in the face to all 90s kids

Alfie stop fcking around and give Zoe a baby not 3 members of S Club 7
 
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Youtubegossip

So basically we can watch it as a normal video at any time. Alfie is just trying to up his engagement

“You can’t get more 90s than sclub’
Sorry, what? SPICE GIRLS. Who were formed in 1994 and are WAY more 90s than SClub3

Steps- 1997 - I mean her fucking brother knows one of them surely he could have pulled some strings.
 
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sburton

He doesn't even understand the premier system that youtube implemented. Telling fans that if they don't join before it starts they have to wait until it's over or else they will miss part of the video. That is completely false - you can rewind premiers. Probably thinks this will increase his numbers because his fans will actually think he'll engage with them and care what they have to say. I don't know if it's still happening but Felix mentioned recently that premiering a video actually decreased the number of views his videos were getting from normal so he decided not to do them anymore.
 
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cherry198

Well Joe got Zoe a video message from Faye but I doubt they’d stoop that low as to be performing in zoellas back garden
 
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StephenTJackson

Well I watched the video, glutton for punishment I am.

Considering he made a big deal about how it was going to be all about how he booked S Club, I still don’t know how he booked S Club. He doesn’t give that information. Tattle told me more by linking to their booking website. Clearly he wants to pretend like he got them together for a special performance, not just going on to a website and sending a booking request.

Honestly, the biggest obstacle to him being able to pull of the surprise was Last Minute Deyes himself. Trying to book the marquee with little notice was the risk of this failing. More of the video focused on booking the marquee than booking S Club.

He had wristbands made for the party guests as if it was a festival. I thought that was pretty cringe.

Best bit of the video was when Zoe and Alfie “danced” to Never Had a Dream Come True.


This screenshot doesn’t do it justice, but they looked so awkward, uncomfortable and as if they have never held each other so closely before (probably true).
 
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cherry198

Alfie’s video just further highlights how utterly shit that party was.That tent was literally empty
 
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GossWhore

LOL

- Holly seemed more shocked than Zoe!
- And how are S Club singing "You're my No 1" and Alfie is far far FARR away from Zoe who is wearing Marks jacket and dancing with him


But I can say he is a nice brother to do this for his sister --- I will refer to them like this because that is how they act
 
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Helloally

I hate that by watching his video he does come off like such a nice boyfriend who is just surprising his girlfriend.

He knows exactly how to structure the video to make the minions (younger people) go crazy and comment things like OMG I would love to have a boyfriend like Alfie, he adores Zoe so much.

BUT I can't ignore the fact that he knew this would be 'good clickbait content' for his main channel. The whole video is about HIM, how HE surprised Zoe, how HE managed to pull it off without anyone knowing. I don't think he's necessarily a bad guy, it just shows how immature he is, and how superficial their relationship seems.

It's all about how much money and time he spent to put something crazy together like having S Club 7 3 in your backyard, while I'm the happiest when I go out on a date with my husband and we spend hours laughing and chatting without looking at our phones throughout the night.

From what I get from their vlogs, comments, Instagram stories I think they both got sucked into this relationship super young and don't really know any different...and now they're too deep in to even realize it..
 
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GossWhore

Gif here
 
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cherry198

I don’t believe Alfie’s a bad person he’s just lived in his bubble of privilege and ignorance his whole life and doesn’t know any different and doesn’t try to educate himself.None of this is helped by the fact he’s the biggest mummy’s boy ever and couldn’t even last 5 minutes in London before legging it back to his mums.He and Poppy are both in their twenties and are still so babied by Amanda.

He totally just copied the concept of the fireworks video but this series should have just been left as a one hit wonder as it comes across like he’s milking it and just doing it for views(which we know he is).Ive already seen comments saying how he’s the best boyfriend and that they are relationship goals.

BIB-this hits the nail on the head for me,it’s all about how much money he’s spent and how grand a gesture it is.Theres always going to be birthdays,anniversaries etc but it’s the little everyday things that matter the most and about the quality time you spend together which they never seem to do.
 
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Idkk

I found the secondhand embarrassment of how empty that tent was too difficult to watch. It genuinely triggered discomfort.
 
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cuzisayso

Alfie: “Zoe and I are watching the celebrity sas programm for stand up for cancer
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It’s sooo siiiiick”


I would ask if he couldn’t have chosen any other word there.. ? but “sick” and “send it” are his entire vocabulary so nvm
 
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