Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

thenomad · Jan 19, 2019

Alfie is such a bully. I find it discomforting how he treats his friends and loved ones. Anytime I see him being blatantly rude or picking on someone, I am rolling my eyes non-stop.

He thinks he’s such a big shot and a well-known YT-er/influencer when in reality all he is known for is being Zoe’s bf and that’s not even a title that carries weight anymore. Zoe is irrelevant in the YT and influencer sphere. Her Zoella products don’t sell out and she hasn’t been in the top ten list related to YT and social media for several years now. That ship has long sailed so I don’t get why Alfie is on this high horse of thinking he can treat people like crap and film it thinking it’s licherally savage. It’s not. He’s the poster child of what a manchild is.

If he’s so keen on seeing someone have their hair badly shaved, getting ears pierced, or getting a full face of makeup done at MAC then do it yourself. Don’t take the piss out on others for your amusement you self-entitled, narcissistic waste of space.

I mean who brags about working so hard but consistently has nothing to show for it year after year? Or when your gf posts on her IG stories that her bf spends HOURS scrolling through memes or buys stupid tit that hardly anyone would be interested in. Like that ball to strengthen his wrists to improve his rock climbing.... His logic and reasoning skills are really something. ?

Alightened · Jan 19, 2019

thenomad said:
Alfie is such a bully. I find it discomforting how he treats his friends and loved ones. Anytime I see him being blatantly rude or picking on someone, I am rolling my eyes non-stop.

He thinks he’s such a big shot and a well-known YT-er/influencer when in reality all he is known for is being Zoe’s bf and that’s not even a title that carries weight anymore. Zoe is irrelevant in the YT and influencer sphere. Her Zoella products don’t sell out and she hasn’t been in the top ten list related to YT and social media for several years now. That ship has long sailed so I don’t get why Alfie is on this high horse of thinking he can treat people like crap and film it thinking it’s licherally savage. It’s not. He’s the poster child of what a manchild is.

If he’s so keen on seeing someone have their hair badly shaved, getting ears pierced, or getting a full face of makeup done at MAC then do it yourself. Don’t take the piss out on others for your amusement you self-entitled, narcissistic waste of space.

I mean who brags about working so hard but consistently has nothing to show for it year after year? Or when your gf posts on her IG stories that her bf spends HOURS scrolling through memes or buys stupid tit that hardly anyone would be interested in. Like that ball to strengthen his wrists to improve his rock climbing.... His logic and reasoning skills are really something. ?

I agree with everything you've said. He's a complete hole????

emmer_moans · Jan 19, 2019

thenomad said:
Alfie is such a bully. I find it discomforting how he treats his friends and loved ones. Anytime I see him being blatantly rude or picking on someone, I am rolling my eyes non-stop.

He thinks he’s such a big shot and a well-known YT-er/influencer when in reality all he is known for is being Zoe’s bf and that’s not even a title that carries weight anymore. Zoe is irrelevant in the YT and influencer sphere. Her Zoella products don’t sell out and she hasn’t been in the top ten list related to YT and social media for several years now. That ship has long sailed so I don’t get why Alfie is on this high horse of thinking he can treat people like crap and film it thinking it’s licherally savage. It’s not. He’s the poster child of what a manchild is.

If he’s so keen on seeing someone have their hair badly shaved, getting ears pierced, or getting a full face of makeup done at MAC then do it yourself. Don’t take the piss out on others for your amusement you self-entitled, narcissistic waste of space.

I mean who brags about working so hard but consistently has nothing to show for it year after year? Or when your gf posts on her IG stories that her bf spends HOURS scrolling through memes or buys stupid tit that hardly anyone would be interested in. Like that ball to strengthen his wrists to improve his rock climbing.... His logic and reasoning skills are really something. ?

Can you imagine him as a Dad? His behaviour reminds me of the type of parent you see taking the piss out of/humiliating/cussing their child in the supermarket for all to see. Can see him laughing and pointing at a confused child whilst showing us his tonsils and back teeth, snorting in derision, because the child accidentally mispronounced a word or said the world was round or something.

StephenTJackson · Jan 19, 2019

He still won’t be planning to propose.

GossWhore · Jan 19, 2019

Good he's watching about sex because we know he and Zoe ain't doing iy

cuzisayso · Jan 19, 2019

STJ_95 said:
He still won’t be planning to propose.
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He’s losing followers
Time to get the rumor machine oiled up and ready to go and post something ring related
So all his fans can lose their minds over the fact he was looking up something about diamond rings online

jammy · Jan 20, 2019

cuzisayso said:
He’s losing followers
Time to get the rumor machine oiled up and ready to go and post something ring related
So all his fans can lose their minds over the fact he was looking up something about diamond rings online

Makes a change from ring worm I guess

Apple In My Pie · Jan 20, 2019

I’ve never been able to stand watching Alfie, I find him a bit of a dimwit and feel like I lose brain cells just watching but I have to say the tattle threads make me laugh

StephenTJackson · Jan 20, 2019

He’s done a Greggs Vegan sausage roll taste test on his latest vlog, shame it’s about two weeks late. If he was such a savvy creative businessman, he would be well aware that he needed to do the taste test and get it uploaded within a day or two of it being released, to catch the viral wave of Piers Morgan’s head exploding.

Such a licherally sick savage creator, totally on trend. I can’t even be arsed to rip him for the rest of the vlog.

emmer_moans · Jan 20, 2019

Really starting to wonder what the next project will be.

Maureen · Jan 20, 2019

Did anyone see this? Alfie and Zoe had a child after all:

Youtubegossip · Jan 20, 2019

Alfie ‘it’s been four or five days since I uploaded to this channel’

8 days Alfie. Last was the 12th January buddy. Learn maths.

Cackling at mocking his friend AGAIN
Took Zoe a pizza

Savage content Deyes

Yel · Jan 20, 2019

emmer_mo said:
Really starting to wonder what the next project will be.

I don't think there's anything in the pipeline other than easy brand ads. Zoe and himself have shown that all these "important meetings" are usually just him eating.

It took them over a year to make a one page Squarespace website. The apps never came. The merch isn't selling. The podcast that isn't a podcast took years and it's awful. He's too lazy to ever do anything interesting and original so can't compete with how much good content there is out there.

Yel · Jan 20, 2019

I never tire of seeing his awful posing. He thinks a dead and vacant look is arty, it isn't.

So today's ad was for sportswear, even though he's given up working out because the guarage is too cold for him. ? That big goal of getting ripped for the summer is dead in the water.

jammy · Jan 20, 2019

He advertising boohoo or slenderman?

Youtubegossip · Jan 20, 2019

Hes starting to remind me of an unwashed Russell Brand... just me?

emmer_moans · Jan 21, 2019

Srh1984 said:
Hes starting to remind me of an unwashed Russell Brand... just me?

Omg yes. Brand likes to 'philosophise' too, doesn't he. They do look similar, also.

Alightened · Jan 21, 2019

He's just an empty airhead. Not an original idea in his empty head?????

GossWhore · Jan 21, 2019

Went to Greggs for the vegan sausage roll because ""everyone's talking about it" whilst wearing his Gucci backpack #SoRelatable
After talking a bite he says he should of bought a normal one and did a blind fold food test. You could see how gutted he was not making that video for the ad revenue.
Also, why did he only by 1 vegan roll for £1 for him, Zack, Sean and Steve to taste. Why not buy 4???? Greedy fucker
I would not of eaten it after Steve commented ""Lovely Alfies dried spit"
He has stepped up The Secret Out with more gadget bs. But he still can't get guests on.
"One guest, pretty big mainstream celeb said he isn't free until November 2019" -- sorry Alf not everyone can just wake up, jump on a trampoline, scream send and live like a millionaire. Some people (even legit celebs) need to work!! WORK?? WHAT A WILD CONCEPT.
He's bringing more merch out.
He went to dinner with Zach and Sean. But saw a "sick sunset" so got his photographer Poppy to help him take pics for that BooHooMan campaign.
He also got a pizza for Zoe as princess means obviously can't socialise.
He watched 5 episodes of Sex Education. Maybe he learnt something. Lol
He went to sleep at 2.30am and woke up at 8am because he was going to play squash. -- you woke up just to go play squash with my mates and you are moaning you're tired??
"As usual my friends are late" -- any business people who have ever had a meeting with Alfie are rolling their eyes
Vlogging in the rain with his camera and his shutter broke - idiot
Zoe is having a 90s birthday party and bought a load of trolls which she will bin after said event

sitesorestrictive · Jan 21, 2019

Why the duck does Zoe use that high pitched squeal so much with Narla? Then they laugh about how excited she is. Yeah, no tit Sherlock. Squeal to any dog and it'll flip out. God these 2 are insufferable.

Also, that video was 3 days of footage? His life is boring...

Mentioning the bouldering again. Most people can do 6a after like a week. Oh but because he did athletics over a decade ago, obviously he never gets sore now when he does a sport he's never done before (or has and is terrible at). That makes complete sense...