He’s made his New Year’s Resolutions and I’m pretty sure he reads here because he must trolling us with these.
1. He wants to care less about what he wears, more mismatched and weird clothes. Personally thought he’d been doing that for years. Also says care less about how he looks good job those veneers came in 2018.
2. Wants to get ripped for Summer. I nearly died laughing. He’s been saying he wants to get ripped for about 3 years, has a home gym and PT and still just looks flabby. No tone or definition. Joe doing Strictly, even Mark doing a bit of gym stuff last year have shown way more progress in a short time. But he can’t start working out hard now because it’s January and it’s too cold. Should’ve put a normal door on the side of the garage to close it and keep the elements out the garage when working out.
3. Wants to appreciate mundane things more, like paying for parking with your phone. GET A bleeping LIFE ALFIE!
At breakfast with Zoe and Soppy, Alfie says he never makes bacon sandwiches because he isn’t very good at them. The easiest thing in world to make. Incompetent fool.
He’s lost his house key, doesn’t have a spare. Hope somebody finds it and steals all their overpriced stuff because the one inept security guy from their “licherally insane” security company doesn’t send the entire police force of Brighton and Hove to their house.
Then the most insane Chinese food order for four people. It was ridiculous!
The beer and slackline appeared, Zoe swore on the next day and they gave each other resolutions which I got bored of listening to and switched off.
I definitely missed stuff from the vlog because I got a bit skip happy.
1. He wants to care less about what he wears, more mismatched and weird clothes. Personally thought he’d been doing that for years. Also says care less about how he looks good job those veneers came in 2018.
2. Wants to get ripped for Summer. I nearly died laughing. He’s been saying he wants to get ripped for about 3 years, has a home gym and PT and still just looks flabby. No tone or definition. Joe doing Strictly, even Mark doing a bit of gym stuff last year have shown way more progress in a short time. But he can’t start working out hard now because it’s January and it’s too cold. Should’ve put a normal door on the side of the garage to close it and keep the elements out the garage when working out.
3. Wants to appreciate mundane things more, like paying for parking with your phone. GET A bleeping LIFE ALFIE!
At breakfast with Zoe and Soppy, Alfie says he never makes bacon sandwiches because he isn’t very good at them. The easiest thing in world to make. Incompetent fool.
He’s lost his house key, doesn’t have a spare. Hope somebody finds it and steals all their overpriced stuff because the one inept security guy from their “licherally insane” security company doesn’t send the entire police force of Brighton and Hove to their house.
Then the most insane Chinese food order for four people. It was ridiculous!
The beer and slackline appeared, Zoe swore on the next day and they gave each other resolutions which I got bored of listening to and switched off.
I definitely missed stuff from the vlog because I got a bit skip happy.