Alfie Deyes #2 Dull Adventures With His Dubai Dentures

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StephenTJackson

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He’s just admitted to struggling to get guests to appear on The Secrets Out not-podcast.

Well that’s because it’s tit, and nobody wants to be part of something that takes 6months to upload and features Alfie laughing about sex.

Also, you don’t advertise that you can’t get guests for something like this because that creates a negative image and wil only further drag it down. If that’s even possible. He probably wants big name A-Listers to do it, but probably can’t even get other YouTubers to do it.

So quite why LG are getting involved with sponsoring The Secrets Out I don’t know, they are barmy!
 
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STJ_95 said:
He’s just admitted to struggling to get guests to appear on The Secrets Out not-podcast.

Well that’s because it’s tit, and nobody wants to be part of something that takes 6months to upload and features Alfie laughing about sex.

Also, you don’t advertise that you can’t get guests for something like this because that creates a negative image and wil only further drag it down. If that’s even possible. He probably wants big name A-Listers to do it, but probably can’t even get other YouTubers to do it.

So quite why LG are getting involved with sponsoring The Secrets Out I don’t know, they are barmy!
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Came here to say the exact same thing. Spot on.

He's such an idiot. Also, as someone who has been climbing and has worked in climbing gyms for over 10 years, he is absolute tit. His technique is non existent and he's incredibly weak. Also the peg board...wow. Just wow.
 
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Youtubegossip

Professional Vlogger Alfie... forgot to start his Vlog.
He could have thrown on the same clothes and filmed it the next day if he really wanted to. Licheeeeally doesn’t care how useless he is
 
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Also LOVE that he thinks he can just email people and they’ll jump to be on his crappy podcast when in reality non of them have replied.

He needs guests because his own personality won’t get him through without them, and he knows that.
 
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Sawae

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Oh my god he looks so ridiculous with this beanie I can't ? It makes his head looks even bigger than it already is.
 
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cuzisayso

He is probably already dropping hints now about “how it is so hard to get people”
So whenever he is too lazy to put effort in to it and just doesn’t wanna do it anymore like all his other projects
He can blame the whole thing on other people not wanting to be involved
Instead of him just never finishing anything
 
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Alightened

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Why on all his photos is he always staring blankly into mid air????. Is it because he thinks it makes him look edgy and sick??
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nemidiso

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i want alfie to do a non-podcast video with gabriella to "clear the air" and see them talk rubbish and shade each other :LOL:
 
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GossWhore

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STJ_95 said:
He’s just admitted to struggling to get guests to appear on The Secrets Out not-podcast.

Well that’s because it’s tit, and nobody wants to be part of something that takes 6months to upload and features Alfie laughing about sex.

Also, you don’t advertise that you can’t get guests for something like this because that creates a negative image and wil only further drag it down. If that’s even possible. He probably wants big name A-Listers to do it, but probably can’t even get other YouTubers to do it.

So quite why LG are getting involved with sponsoring The Secrets Out I don’t know, they are barmy!
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Where did he Admit this?
 
GossWhore

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  • Forgot to start vlog -- classic lazy eyes
  • Lol the way he fist bumped Zach in compared to Sean with Zach. It was sooo pathetic and loserish..I'll try add a Gif
  • Zach was wearing a beanie so Alfie bought a beanie. He reminds me of that scene from Mean Girls "I saw Cady Heron in army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops"
-Lol he wears Mac concealer NW20 when "I look tired in videos" [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
  • "Popping off to the office for 1 meeting" --- wow he works hard
  • LG are working with Alfie and The Secrets Out - WHY?
  • "We are struggling hard for guests for The Secrets Out. We want to make the show about the submissions more than the guests. But we are finding it hard, harder than I thought to pindown people's availability. Ideally we would like to upload a video a week. The day before yesterday I got in contact with 5 people to be on different episodes of the show next month, but none have replied. I thought it would be easy. If you would like a YouTuber or celeb on the show tweet them so they contact me"
  • Later Zoe and Alfie chased a sunset. #RelationshipGoalzzzz
  • "I need to get home before the vlog goes up as I like reading the comments" -- this lazy behaviour of NOT interacting with your subs is why you are becoming irrelevant
  • Then Sean, Alfie and Steve went rock climbing. But did Alfie use all that fancy bs he bought 2 years ago? NOPE
 
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StephenTJackson

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If you have to get Mikey Pearce on your not-podcast, the barrel has been scraped. Steve and Sean reappearing again. Not looking good.
 
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If you have to get Mikey Pearce on your not-podcast, the barrel has been scraped. Steve and Sean reappearing again. Not looking good.
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Yeah exactly, cant even get any of the main Brit Gang like Caspar or OLI, scraping the barrel with Mikey who is as annoying as they come.

Compare Alfie's podcast to people Logan Paul and True Geordie are getting on theirs, its embarrassing.
 
StephenTJackson

StephenTJackson

Honestly, didn't think that The Secrets Out could get any worse, but Mikey Pearce manages to lower the tone even more than Alfie usually manages. He absolutely brings the opinion of 14year old teenage lads. He is annoying and tragic and immature as hell!
 
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sitesorestrictive

I wonder what it's like to live in such complete denial about everything. The amount of "THANKS FOR ALL THE SUPPORT ON THE NEW STYLE OF CONTENT" tweets is insane. Have you seen your sub count, dumb ass?
 
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GossWhore

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-"The Secret Out was literally filmed TWO days ago because of his new outfit. Talk about last minute.
- Mikey needs to lose the motto "diet starts tomorrow" and start the diet as he's getting tubby. He literally sat there scoffing donuts.
-"Steve back for another episode" -- because no-one else will come on lol
  • Mikey "I'm terrible at reading" -- also a terrible YouTuber
  • Mikey secret: Pretending to be able to sing to girls
  • Sean secret: Getting his brother to tit in a pot then throwing it in his neighbours garden
  • Alfie: I sit down to pee (woooow)

  • Secret 1: Married couple wanted to spice up sex life. Mother-in-law saw her watch history had porn. They blamed their 16 year old son. Parents felt bad so gave son trip to NYC.
  • Secret 2: Woman peed on her son nappy as she needed the toilet
  • Secret 3: Christmas Eve family was watching old videos and Dad accidentally out a sex tape of the mum and dad on (Mikey called bs)
  • Secret 4: Woman with a bf now likes women and feels she has missed out (Mikey suggested a 3some, Alfie said some guys might not be into that)
  • Secret 5: I can see ghosts, feel auras and see the future (Mikey basically called her crazy, Steve said he's open to the possibility, Alfie commented how much money they could make) -- obviously Alfie was focused on money
  • Secret 6: Girl accidentally sent a pic of her vagina to her brother (Mikey added during Secret 10 that he would use it to blackmail his sister! VILE!!)
  • Secret 7: When I stay at someone's house I must masturbate (Alfie said a friend has multiple times masturbated in his house. Found out through a game of Never Have I Ever)
  • Secret 8: Got kicked out of uni. But have been pretending to still be enrolled for 3 months
  • Secret 9: I rented my UK flat whilst I away. Had to come back early and found out the person was using it for gay porn.
  • Secret 10: Guy wanted to connect his phone to Bluetooth speaker. But the speaker connected to his Dad's phone who was watching porn on the toilet (pure b.s. as I've seen this floating on Twitter)
  • Secret 11: Guy been with his gf long distance. Now has a job in her city. Will tell her in a few days on anniversary and propose (Was that really a secret. Or like the guests the secrets have dried up??)

Alfie. End this now before your next guests are Nala and Buzz.
 
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MangoFandango

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GossWhore said:
-"The Secret Out was literally filmed TWO days ago because of his new outfit. Talk about last minute.
- Mikey needs to lose the motto "diet starts tomorrow" and start the diet as he's getting tubby. He literally sat there scoffing donuts.
-"Steve back for another episode" -- because no-one else will come on lol
  • Mikey "I'm terrible at reading" -- also a terrible YouTuber
  • Mikey secret: Pretending to be able to sing to girls
  • Sean secret: Getting his brother to tit in a pot then throwing it in his neighbours garden
  • Alfie: I sit down to pee (woooow)

  • Secret 1: Married couple wanted to spice up sex life. Mother-in-law saw her watch history had porn. They blamed their 16 year old son. Parents felt bad so gave son trip to NYC.
  • Secret 2: Woman peed on her son nappy as she needed the toilet
  • Secret 3: Christmas Eve family was watching old videos and Dad accidentally out a sex tape of the mum and dad on (Mikey called bs)
  • Secret 4: Woman with a bf now likes women and feels she has missed out (Mikey suggested a 3some, Alfie said some guys might not be into that)
  • Secret 5: I can see ghosts, feel auras and see the future (Mikey basically called her crazy, Steve said he's open to the possibility, Alfie commented how much money they could make) -- obviously Alfie was focused on money
  • Secret 6: Girl accidentally sent a pic of her vagina to her brother (Mikey added during Secret 10 that he would use it to blackmail his sister! VILE!!)
  • Secret 7: When I stay at someone's house I must masturbate (Alfie said a friend has multiple times masturbated in his house. Found out through a game of Never Have I Ever)
  • Secret 8: Got kicked out of uni. But have been pretending to still be enrolled for 3 months
  • Secret 9: I rented my UK flat whilst I away. Had to come back early and found out the person was using it for gay porn.
  • Secret 10: Guy wanted to connect his phone to Bluetooth speaker. But the speaker connected to his Dad's phone who was watching porn on the toilet (pure b.s. as I've seen this floating on Twitter)
  • Secret 11: Guy been with his gf long distance. Now has a job in her city. Will tell her in a few days on anniversary and propose (Was that really a secret. Or like the guests the secrets have dried up??)
Alfie. End this now before your next guests are Nala and Buzz.
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Even Zoe is trolling him now. She’s started ‘tit my boyfriend buys’ on Instagram. If she ever marries him she’s totally gonna make him sign a prenup as even she knows what he’s like ??
 
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If he wants the focus of his 'podcast' to be the secrets, he could at least filter (or whoever he pays to do so filter ) through the ones that are obviously bollocks. If you read online that someone went back to their rented out flat and walked in on directors and producers' producing ( it of course had to be gay ) porn, would you believe them? Mikey was the only person to contribute any content, don't think sean or steven said anything other than 'yeah'.
All of his content is filler. I always thought he was hiding behind a 'gleam persona' but nah he is really just dim.
 
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