Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

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Haha yeah when he realised that his 4 second part of the pregnancy is over and no one gives a shit what he has to say, as he lives in an over privileged world as it is!! Although he’s still trying to cling on, waiting for the ‘labour, my perspective’ video.
 
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neighs mate wtf is happening. They LICHERALLY look like comedy fakes. I can’t be fucked with him.
 
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This is just awful. He never sticks to ANYTHING.

I’ve watched Alfie for years now, I find him insufferable and tone deaf. He’s also SUCH a massive pussy.
 
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Can any of you remember when he went with his mate who was flying a tiny plane and then Alfie wanted a plane and was saying 'I could fly Zoe and my parents on holiday etc' and the next day looked into getting a licence etc.
 
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Can any of you remember when he went with his mate who was flying a tiny plane and then Alfie wanted a plane and was saying 'I could fly Zoe and my parents on holiday etc' and the next day looked into getting a licence etc.
Surprised he even got his driving license. Remember when he made everyone tweet him to remind him to book it
 
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Surprised he even got his driving license. Remember when he made everyone tweet him to remind him to book it
Didn’t he only finally do it because he got sponsored by the learning to drive company, Red or direct line or something
 
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Two drinks gifted, he couldn’t even pay for TWO DRINKS and still post about the shop. Disgusting honestly!
 
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Good afternoon everyone good afternoon. Aww hes so boring even his trash thread has gone quiet.
 
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I hate the way he says something 'somethank'
I hate everything about him. The way he speaks, the way he acts, the way he dresses, the way he thinks (or doesn't think), his ignorance, his arrogance. Basically I just cannot stand this prick.
 
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I hate everything about him. The way he speaks, the way he acts, the way he dresses, the way he thinks (or doesn't think), his ignorance, his arrogance. Basically I just cannot stand this prick.
Like I was in back-to-back meetings all week, couldn't curse, etc be professional. Imagine that Aldo in meetings.
He'd constantly say SHICKKK and SAVAGE every chance he'd get as if it was a yes or no.

Typical tory cunt.

SHICKKK
 
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If we think of Alfie like this, imagine what Zoe's parents must think of him. No wonder her dad never wants to see them.
 
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