Alfie’s funniest and dumbest moments?? Allow me. Welcome to my ted talk
saying he didnt want to talk about Zoe in his pointless book because “we might break up”
Acting uncomfortable whenever Zoe shows him affection
His parents babying him, For example his dad making him kiss him on the cheek, and his mother referring to themselves as mummy and daddy still
filling random objects with chocolate and buying about 15 bars of dairy milk for it, not wasteful at all alf
Also buying random gadgets which his fans would have to spend money to “diy”, but still labelling the videos DIY even though it lacked any form of creativity
Vlogging at stupid times, like when they were being shown around a museum (?)room and horse decided it was a good time to vlog, even Marcus called him out on it
Telling his fans to STOP TAKING PICTURES of him in restaurants, but it’s also ok cus I love you guys soww muchhhhh
Shouting and screaming in the street when vlogging
Saying cringey things to people like “thankyousamach” instead of just standard thank you.
talking to random people in the street to look quirky
Running around supermarkets and just acting like a twat in public in general “for the vlog”
Encouraging his sister to be a moody brat
Encouraging Zoe’s passive aggressive ways
Obviously the £1 a day video, the whole thing is cringe, I physically folded into myself when he started showing the shit he bought like a BEARD COMB???
Constantly picking up new hobbies and nothing ever amounting from them all the gear no idea springs to mind
Humble bragging ALL THE TIME. “Just texting my mate Jamie Oliver about his recipe”
Starting the most unoriginal, and quite frankly boring podcast just to say he has a podcast. And the guests only being his friends and family
His merch is general is cringe.
Always adding a q&a into his videos but answering the same questions every time
his whole existence is just cringe in general, he is nothing but a consumerist product of society and he adds nothing of value to the world
I’m sure there are more which I will add