Look at them bleeping teeth, only a Tory prick would have 
crappy vegetable patches? Yeah, we already knew this Aldo, thanks for confirming.
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crappy vegetable patches? Yeah, we already knew this Aldo, thanks for confirming.
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Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit
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Another thing Aldo is aiming at us 
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What do we reckon the total orders number is? I’ll be generous and guess 16..Another thing Aldo is aiming at us
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I'm saying 30 and thats at a push.
Is it bad I actually tried counting the dots? 
Not as bad as those actually purchasing the merchIs it bad I actually tried counting the dots?
Please I have *some* standards and common sense...not a lot clearly since I counted dots but enough to stay clear of that tit he's trying to sellNot as bad as those actually purchasing the merch
Notice how he won't show how many orders he's actually getting? I just did the Shopify trick on his most popular sizes and it's not looking great for him. Garage is looking like a fire hazard with all of that unsold merch.
Go on Adli name at least 5 of themAnother thing Aldo is aiming at us
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Arguing over who gets to HoLd the BuMp 
so weird to me!!!
so weird to me!!!
Wow Horsey isn't desperate for engagement is he?
You can tell this is the first grandchild...Arguing over who gets to HoLd the BuMp
Cropped this nightmare photo for you all. Those teeth could bite through steel beams!
They're sorted for the unbiblical cord
Such a missed opportunity with the caption there Aldie, your name is literally DEYES. Come on man
Wait is that the nursery?! The nursery for which they waited months to decorate until the paint was back in stock?! The nursery that they couldn't decorate themselves because... well, I don't actually know why?! The nursery for which they had to wait months for the cot to arrive, before having to cancel and order another?! It's a little bit on an understatement...
I do like the colours from that angle though, but I'll reserve my final judgement until I've seen the bacon and eggs/egg and sperm wallpaper! At least it isn't pink, pink and more pink!
I do like the colours from that angle though, but I'll reserve my final judgement until I've seen the bacon and eggs/egg and sperm wallpaper! At least it isn't pink, pink and more pink!
What was the story of his teeth? Did he just go to Dubai and come back with a full set? Why don’t I remember this tragedy 
Had horrible teeth that looked like he ate gravel more than he ate Zoe, did Invisalign on and off over a few years because he couldn't be asked to stick with it and keep the little bleeping retainers in his mouth, then decided duck it, let me get a gifted trip to Dubai with Zoe and get gifted dentures affixed to my nonvisaligned teeth cause I don't have to do any work with these like leave a little retainer in my mouth.What was the story of his teeth? Did he just go to Dubai and come back with a full set? Why don’t I remember this tragedy
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