Alfie Deyes #12 aka Alfie Davies Trying to get fit but he's still a Tory tit

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Was just thinking whatever happened to all the content he was going to make to help other people see the partners perspective of pregnancy? 🤣🤣🤣 Do you think he realised from his twattish first trimester video that no one gives a tit what he has to say?!
Haha yeah when he realised that his 4 second part of the pregnancy is over and no one gives a tit what he has to say, as he lives in an over privileged world as it is!! Although he’s still trying to cling on, waiting for the ‘labour, my perspective’ video.
 
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neighs mate wtf is happening. They LICHERALLY look like comedy fakes. I can’t be fucked with him.
 
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Had horrible teeth that looked like he ate gravel more than he ate Zoe, did Invisalign on and off over a few years because he couldn't be asked to stick with it and keep the little bleeping retainers in his mouth, then decided duck it, let me get a gifted trip to Dubai with Zoe and get gifted dentures affixed to my nonvisaligned teeth cause I don't have to do any work with these like leave a little retainer in my mouth.
This is just awful. He never sticks to ANYTHING.

I’ve watched Alfie for years now, I find him insufferable and tone deaf. He’s also SUCH a massive pussy.
 
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Can any of you remember when he went with his mate who was flying a tiny plane and then Alfie wanted a plane and was saying 'I could fly Zoe and my parents on holiday etc' and the next day looked into getting a licence etc. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Can any of you remember when he went with his mate who was flying a tiny plane and then Alfie wanted a plane and was saying 'I could fly Zoe and my parents on holiday etc' and the next day looked into getting a licence etc. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Surprised he even got his driving license. Remember when he made everyone tweet him to remind him to book it😩
 
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Surprised he even got his driving license. Remember when he made everyone tweet him to remind him to book it😩
Didn’t he only finally do it because he got sponsored by the learning to drive company, Red or direct line or something
 
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Two drinks gifted, he couldn’t even pay for TWO DRINKS and still post about the shop. Disgusting honestly!
 
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Good afternoon everyone good afternoon. Aww hes so boring even his trash thread has gone quiet.
 
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I hate the way he says something 'somethank' :oops:
I hate everything about him. The way he speaks, the way he acts, the way he dresses, the way he thinks (or doesn't think), his ignorance, his arrogance. Basically I just cannot stand this prick. 😂😂
 
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I hate everything about him. The way he speaks, the way he acts, the way he dresses, the way he thinks (or doesn't think), his ignorance, his arrogance. Basically I just cannot stand this prick. 😂😂
Like I was in back-to-back meetings all week, couldn't curse, etc be professional. Imagine that Aldo in meetings.
He'd constantly say SHICKKK and SAVAGE 🔥💯 every chance he'd get as if it was a yes or no.

Typical tory bleep.

SHICKKK 🔥
 
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If we think of Alfie like this, imagine what Zoe's parents must think of him. No wonder her dad never wants to see them.
 
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