Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!

[electricmallows]

He said 2 videos this weekend but how much do you bet he "forgets" to upload or uploads late and suddenly it's 'too late' to upload..

 

[Handwash30]

What the fuck does he think the point is of saying “#AD but it’s not an ad”. I hate it when people use the hashtag then make excuses as to why they don’t really consider it to be an ad. Is he that ashamed of his “influencer career“ that following the advertising guidelines embarrasses him? Just stick the word ad on and fuck off, nobody wants to listen to him trying to justify himself.

Also if anyone actually buys one of those scooters because of Alfie’s stupid boomerang I will eat my hat.

 

[Moot22]

1) Bollocks is he asleep.
2) So hygienic having leaky Nala in the bed. Hope they’ve washed that duvet cover since she exploded all over it this week.

There isn’t a duvet cover on which is even more disgusting.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Thanks for the update x I thought they were Vespas!

I thought they were at first and couldn't believe it was prepared for a similar Vespa PR disaster comment, but then I noticed the Niu logo.

 

[Gem_woody]

Could you imagine talking to him about this. You'd get more insight out of Nala. He's a classic daddy paid for an expensive school to hide the fact my sons as thick as shit

Did he go to private school?

 

[coconochanel]

He said it won't be released until September, which just baffles me. Like it doesn't take a month to edit a podcast anyway. Is he really that bloody lazy?

Like his fans are interested in the Kemps FGS. He needs someone like One direction.

 

[JOHN1967]

Everyone is giving Alfie a hard time for starting and not finishing, but I think all the money he spends to buy stuff as long as he vlogs once can be set off against tax.

 

[eucalyptus]

Or the pidgeons on the porch?

I hear the fox that was in the back garden that one time is free?

 

[PowerliftingOtter]

They eat them meals from gusto or sumut I think

Those meals were definitely not from Gousto!

 

[coconochanel]

A few weeks, wow your being generous. Alfie will do paddle boarding maybe twice more then chuck his junk in the second house with the rest of the crap he bought & used twice.

Yeah and he bought Zoe her own but where was she? sat on his.

 

[Blahblahbuzzy]

He can’t even spell proposed.
His responses to the comments on his post seem really mean too

 

[JOHN1967]

Can you imagine if he actually dumped old lazy bones?!

I wonder if they have a prenup as they are common law husband and wife. We know he has a lot of assets but we don't know much about Zoe.

 

[skippyskip]

“My friend Carly Rowena..” I’m sorry since when..?!!!

6 degrees of separation, here we go....
Alfie to Zoe to Tanya to Jim to Jim's twin brother to the other Lean Machine who is married to Carly

 

[JOHN1967]

This made me cringe so bad .. when he said “and now it’s time for the vlog to stop” ... is that really necessary to leave in .. or is it to show us that he does have sex or at the very least see’s her boobs

They are both attention seeking, she had no need to do that, and he had no need to mention it

 

[coconochanel]

Well, I won't be doing that, Horsey, because I'm not mad....

Loving the corduroy trousers

 

[coconochanel]

Haven't been following them much lately. Did they buy a tesla?? Interior looks like one.
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Like I said in the Zoe thread its probably on loan for a few months like his Audi he had that time,

 

[Louise123]

I’m probably not looking correctly but what chart is his shitty podcast supposed to be no1 in, the narcissistic prick!

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Maybe he did buy an engagement ring for Zoe, but he has been too lazy and has since given up on proposing to her. And it's just another thing he hasn't committed and followed through with.

I think Zoes the type to buy have to buy her own if she wants one

 

[Elessar]

I'm just waiting to see how few weeks it takes for him to run out of podcast episodes, because he hasn't been recording any since those few episodes he did ages ago.

Then another year wait for another five episodes.

Though it is actually a podcast now with it being available on actual podcast services.

That’s the thing, he’s got no work ethic! He gets excited over a shiny new launch but then he’s got no stamina or determination to keep it going. The point of a podcast series is continuity, it really doesn’t work to have a handful of episodes sporadically.

 

[microwavequeen]

soooooo why are they moving offices?