Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!

[Lilykins]

Pretty sure I saw on Instagram that he even sent one to Perri from Diversity - and he actually wanted one.

Oh dear Perri!

 

[GossWhore]

Honestly so sick of influencers not declaring ads properly. Swear Alfie and Zoe are among the worst for it. There's a random ad for SurfShark included in his new vlog and no mention of it being an ad. Twat.

If you know me on Tattle. You know I despise Zalfie but he did put AD at the bottom right corner. However, he picks that area because you don't look there normally

Also there's so many better YTbers who do ADs more organically and something you know they use eg Dylan is In Trouble who does movie reviews and did a SurfShark ads which made sense

 

[GossWhore]

Haven't been following them much lately. Did they buy a tesla?? Interior looks like one.
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Its the Model X Tesla?

 

[coconochanel]

So Alfie could bugger off in a couple of years and Zoe will have wasted her time and have nothing to show for it

apart from her house.

 

[coconochanel]

Still no video? I thought he uploaded at 5pm?

 

[mandaaaaaaaaaa]

I
Wonder why he felt the need to post this

 

[Laughingforlife]

Anyone want to cringe so hard they vomit?

Ok, first of all, wth Horsey?!
Secondly, what on earth is his current YouTube profile picture?!
He looks so miserable!

 

[microwavequeen]

According to the daily mail, holly earns £25,000 before tax annually

And what does she even do

 

[Dandylion1]

I'm usually a lurker in this thread, but i had to post this. The Sidemen were reacting to episodes of my 600lb life, and one of them said "he kinda looks like alfie you know". Cracked me TF up. With the gummy smile and all

Omg I seen this video hahahahahah made me lol so much

 

[coconochanel]

Alfie Deyes aka Alfie Neighs #11 aldi price but still a lil bit savage. | Tattle Life new thread

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Those meals were definitely not from Gousto!

That pinwheel sausage pastry shite was. Maybe that was in a different video.

 

[coconochanel]

Is he opening a Futureself shop?

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Oh my god he's getting DRAGGED everywhere for that tweet!

I’m fucking living for it

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

Happy 27 Birthday Alfie

Never thought your idiot self would make it


Yes middle class white men tell us more about your
P E R S P E C T I V E


The Secrets Out... now podcast

The 6 minute trailer
- Alfie "celebrities talking about the most shocking real life secrets" ok hun
-Ohhh someone said "shit"
- Omg a naked twerk
- KSI voice is very distinct, get dem views Tory Deyes
- "It was in my hand"
- Zoe: "My mums seem my period hole"


- He said he made a website (he didn't), he bought TheSecretsOut.club - he didn't get .com or .UK because they were taken (like he couldn't afford it), he made a studio set (one he barely used) and "fast forward a year on we have a podcast" does he not see how much of a failure he is

- Made a whhooolee ass set to go "fck it, podcast?" -- I hope it doesn't even get top 20
- He is soooooo smug "I don't know how I've managed to get the guests I've got" -- one is your gf..take a seat

- Alfie "These secrets are FULL ON, they are HEAVY"

Some secrets:
- "I started a job at uni, lied I had a child so I didn't have too work weekends. And apparently they regularly ask about the child"
- "Gave a bj to my boyfriend with parents in car. They never found out"
- "Girl apparently made a mould of ex boyfriend dick as a dildo, new bf uses it on her"


Yawn

He really doesn't have a face for TV or a voice for Radio

Love this so much because I wasn’t going to give the clip my time.

 

[anthracite]

why why why why why does he always have his hand up his shirt i dont know why it grosses me out so much but i just hate it so much


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it could be because of his acid reflux, I have stomach issues and I often do that too
but idk he could be also looking for his non-existent abs

 

[Sabbie]

I really hope it’s not what I’m thinking because no, that is not funny at all.

It probably is what you’re thinking.

 

[Lucyjoanne87]

I thought it was ange maybe?

 

[coconochanel]

He said in his vlog this pie he had bought was for two people but he eats it himself...yes and that's why you are getting podgy!

 

[Lucyjoanne87]

It was on Zoe’s thread, they were renting it, someone thinks, they pissed off the owners and that’s why they’re moving and where the leaked story about holly’s salary and furlough came from

Ohhh how much does holly earn?

 

[Plasticbox]

‘It’s always better the first time’ what the hell is he on about....!?