Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!

[StephenTJackson]

That's a clip from May 2019, when Joe & Dianne went down to Brighton for Dianne's birthday. Alfie hasn't used or got his "mates" round to use it since then.

Oh right, shows how little attention I really pay to that lot these days.

It does explain why the ramp looks in decent condition if it's from when it was new.

 

[invisibleotter]

They are both attention seeking, she had no need to do that, and he had no need to mention it

Wow Alfie really is trying to imitate Joe, first streaming, then buying the camper van, now alluding to he is going to have sex at the end of the vlog. Joe does the exact same thing with Dianne he filming when it's clear she is naked under the covers & has after sex hair. What's next will Alfie try to get on Strictly or try to go into the west end

 

[aqueilo1]

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The face of an unimpressed Aldie Deyes

Looks like his regular face in every photo just with his eyes open lol

 

[Louise123]

Well, it wasn't actually a Vespa was it. It was a Niu electric scooter, which a quick Google has called it the "next Vespa", aiming itself at the Vespa riders and piggybacking on the brand kudos Vespa has.

Vepsa is such a cool brand, their scooters have such an image associated with them. MODs in the UK and cool fashionable people across southern Europe's cool cities. Of course Niu want to tap in to that.

Then Alfie Deyes comes along and looks a complete tit and doesn't do any justice for the bike or the brand.

The moment I saw the scooter, I just rolled my eyes in disbelief that he was going anywhere on a scooter. He definitely hasn't got the image to be a scooter rider.

Thanks for the update x I thought they were Vespas!

 

[Yel]

Poor zoella, woken up at 4am to do his mini ad and placed below an unreadably small legal declaration. It's what she deserves though

 

[coconochanel]

Hes said in tonight vlog its his new car and they are selling the joint car which is the Range Rover and his Audi.

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

this keeps getting suggested to me and i hate it. i hate his face so much.

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Omg I fucking can’t stand him

 

[Little_182]

Alfie Deyes: Knock Knock.
Zoe: Who’s there?
Alfie: The interrupting horse.
Zoe: The interrupting horse wh....
Alfie:

Jesus Christ is this real? Has it been edited??? I’m terrified.

 

[Lucyjoanne87]

She did leave abruptly didn’t she

 

[sburton]

What’s the deal with the new office? Do him and Zoe still have that A-Z one which they done up? Plus isn’t the house next door also his office? so why does he need a third? Saw someone say it was quite expensive as well!

It sounds like the plan is this is going to be headquarters for the not merch and also a store. Because that pop up shop went so well he decided to open a store that’ll be in place year round.....

 

[Plasticbox]

6 degrees of separation, here we go....
Alfie to Zoe to Tanya to Jim to Jim's twin brother to the other Lean Machine who is married to Carly

Gleam use to manage them all...

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

That's not Joe talking though, it's one of those TikTok audios you can add to the video.

Sorry I meant by the caption he put on there. Dope as elf is definitely something I could imagine Aldie saying

 

[coconochanel]

Did he say in his stories hes planted an apple tree?

 

[rachelandelvis]

The new tracksuit, no way that took seven months. It’s almost like that was bullshit and it’s another rip off...

 

[BellsOfSteel]

All over lockdown Joe's made it pretty clear he doesn't want to be associated professionally with Alfie and there's no way joe will let Alfie 100mtrs near Alfie and all his drooling over her

Its a pretty big burn. I've stayed at your house for 2 weeks but won't appear on your shitty podcast

He was also on the podcast already I think - when it was just a YouTube thing.

 

[StephenTJackson]

I'm just waiting to see how few weeks it takes for him to run out of podcast episodes, because he hasn't been recording any since those few episodes he did ages ago.

Then another year wait for another five episodes.

Though it is actually a podcast now with it being available on actual podcast services.

 

[half_pint]

I've randomly been watching Sidemen videos lately and can't help but notice that him and Zerkaa are like twins. Are they related? They look so alike, talk the same, have similar mannerisms.... it's so weird to watch him lol, all I can see if Alfie.

 

[StephenTJackson]

Yes that too
Silly sod. If he put out quality content, he wouldn't have to do this. I'm just stating the obvious now

True. He doesn't even have content now. Not even his god awful morning backflip or latest tat from Amazon video.

 

[EmCheese]

Their outside Christmas lights look crap, like they’re just thrown at everything considering it’s the queen of Christmas’s house I’m pretty disappointed

 

[StephenTJackson]

He said 2 videos this weekend but how much do you bet he "forgets" to upload or uploads late and suddenly it's 'too late' to upload..

You were saying...check out his Insta Stories. So predictable.

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