Alfie Deyes #10 Do your futureself a favour and finish something!

[thatstupidcat]

Alfie Deyes #11: Doesn’t Need To Dress And Act Like A Future Creepy Uncle. But Does Anyway.

 

[SimpleLifeinLondon]

so much passion about Sean! He is annoying when he’s around Zoe but he seems pretty harmless to me otherwise

I don’t really follow him, is he still an “influencer” these days?

 

[Sabbie]

I remember a disgusting secret about a girl and her dog. Absolutely fucking gross. Alfie clearly had made it up and thought it was funny.

 

[Mlr]

I might be reading too much in to this but....
Alfie’s insta stories, Zoe is waking him up playing songs through the house...the songs...
BABY (Justin Bieber)
Hit me BABY (Britney Spears)
BABYcakes (three of a kind)

Trolling or hinting?

Well she couldn’t know he was filming

 

[Lola123]

So today in biology lessons with Alfie - he thinks he has a good chance of twins in the future because his mom was a twin. He quite literally doesn’t understand how conception works.

Poppy mentioned this ages ago as Sean’s a twin.... so she has more chance than him! Honestly he’s thick

 

[microwavequeen]

Wow, if this isn’t an aspirational look I don’t know what is

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Lmao wtf is this promo imagery.... Are these Lotty's photos? fuuuuuuuck....

Sorry only just catching up!

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

end .....

Tried to make it less vulgar for a title contender

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Someone add “boxing” to the list of shite he starts up and never sticks to.

We should probably chuck committing to your girlfriend as well on there too

 

[Samlea]

You can get away with that in your 20s but now they're near their 30s the lards going to start sticking to their arse

 

[coriander]

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Is this really the face he put in the thumbnail?!

Hyena vibes

 

[Lemontree04]

Sorry if this has been talked about before but I wonder why he showed Jade from Little Mix in his most recent IGTV from London. She is in a relationship with Jordan Stephens but they're very lowkey and as far as I know they still haven't officially confirmed that they're a couple. So why did Alfie have to film her? To get the views from Little Mix fans?

 

[StephenTJackson]

Is it just me or is Joe mocking him too by talking like old street tory boy does?

That's not Joe talking though, it's one of those TikTok audios you can add to the video.

 

[gee13]

If I am honest, when Shergar, said Zoe had her boobs out I did pause the video and look for a reflection.

This made me cringe so bad .. when he said “and now it’s time for the vlog to stop” ... is that really necessary to leave in .. or is it to show us that he does have sex or at the very least see’s her boobs

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

disgusting matted hair

what the hell is even going on there! Have a wash you minging git Alfie! I bet that sofa cushion stinks and has a greasy mark on it now.

 

[Laughingforlife]

He is desperately seeking engagement to boost his flagging social numbers. That's all it is.

Yes that too
Silly sod. If he put out quality content, he wouldn't have to do this. I'm just stating the obvious now

 

[Emmy44]

Why can’t he keep his eyes open in photos? If he’s going to keep anything shut it should be his mouth! I hope these photos aren’t capturing his sex face... Dianne is there after all! View attachment 294089

She should be social distancing/self isolating!! Someone send the pic to the bbc

 

[sapphiccharm]

Anyone want to cringe so hard they vomit?

God he looks like a right scrawny little shit there

 

[sapphiccharm]

I've only seen the video/gif posted on here of him doing pull ups and pretty much using momentum to do so from the looks of it... Any idea what the weight of the tiny dumbbells were? I'd watch but don't particularly want to give him any views lol

 

[GossWhore]

So Zalfie had Joe, Soppy (Poppy & Sean) and Mark around for Marks 30th birthday which is on Sunday.

 

[Minipizza]

1) Bollocks is he asleep.
2) So hygienic having leaky Nala in the bed. Hope they’ve washed that duvet cover since she exploded all over it this week.

Doubt it