The Lloyds Bank adverts. Why use depressing funeral music all the time. How about the horse galloping at full pelt to Ace of Spades by Motorhead or Waterloo by Abba.
Why does she stick a great glob of the stuff into the veggie casserole thing? It looks disgusting!That bloody Hellman's one where they all have a fridge full of stuff but apparently can't eat it unless they add some mayonnaise - 'turning nothing into something' Aaaargh.
Oh I dunno about that. My daughter had an so-called English teacher who was useless. This silly creature sent back daughter's homework with what she said were spelling mistakes underlined in red biro, but I knew damned-well they were correct as daughter had asked me as she wrote the essay but I let it ride that time.Oh also that teaching advert where the guy writes his name on the board as a title then uses a full stop!!!!!!!
for a teaching advert you’d think they got some basic grammar and punctuation in there!?!?!?
As a teacher, I apologise!Oh I dunno about that. My daughter had an so-called English teacher who was useless. This silly creature sent back daughter's homework with what she said were spelling mistakes underlined in red biro, but I knew damned-well they were correct as daughter had asked me as she wrote the essay but I let it ride that time.
Then the next essay comes back with all the same red underlining so I checked with A Proper Old Dictionary BOOK, not spellcheck, and yes my spellings were correct so I took my red pen out and corrected ALL the teacher's spelling errors (of which there were plenty) along with a note telling her that she ought to invest in a Dictionary before criticising other people's spellings based on her use of Americanised spellings as per her spellchecker. Oddly enough daughter never had any more red biro after that
yeah I was going to say, I know people who are primary school teachers whose grammar is atrocious (think using "you was" instead of were)Oh I dunno about that. My daughter had an so-called English teacher who was useless. This silly creature sent back daughter's homework with what she said were spelling mistakes underlined in red biro, but I knew damned-well they were correct as daughter had asked me as she wrote the essay but I let it ride that time.
Then the next essay comes back with all the same red underlining so I checked with A Proper Old Dictionary BOOK, not spellcheck, and yes my spellings were correct so I took my red pen out and corrected ALL the teacher's spelling errors (of which there were plenty) along with a note telling her that she ought to invest in a Dictionary before criticising other people's spellings based on her use of Americanised spellings as per her spellchecker. Oddly enough daughter never had any more red biro after that
Apologies for quoting my own post. It gets better, or worse - I've only just noticed they are dancing toads and not frogs! It even says so in the advert but if proves now little notice I took until now. Still don't know what is being advertised.Apologies for not reading all 22 pages of this thread, so possibly this has been mentioned before: The Dancing Frogs! Would be rubbish enough if they had real frogs pretending to dance, but people dressed up as frogs...!!!
The biggest joke is I still don't know what it is advertising
Best horse advert was that one Three did to Fleetwood Mac.The Lloyds Bank adverts. Why use depressing funeral music all the time. How about the horse galloping at full pelt to Ace of Spades by Motorhead or Waterloo by Abba.
it is hilarious that EVERY single actor in those ads is crap, it must actually be difficult to find actors that bad when you think how many out of work actors there areVerisure have been back to The School for Cardboard Actors again recruiting for another truly terrible advert for their stuff.
Mrs & Mrs on the phone discussing the neighbour's burglary where the beasts got in through the garden - "and it could have been them" dontcha know. Absolutely dire
I low key love the Verisure ads, they're so terrible, like something The Apprentice contestants make on the ad task week! The middle-classness is outrageous! They make me giggle.it is hilarious that EVERY single actor in those ads is crap, it must actually be difficult to find actors that bad when you think how many out of work actors there are
The gin ads are awful! The magician one is pure, utter cringe!All of the stupid ads with Phillip Schofield, is there nothing he won't shill?
especially as you know he is just like that in real life for the gym adI low key love the Verisure ads, they're so terrible, like something The Apprentice contestants make on the ad task week! The middle-classness is outrageous! They make me giggle.
The gin ads are awful! The magician one is pure, utter cringe!
Like I said - they only recruit at the School for Cardboard Actors. I've seen better acting in a kid's Nativity playit is hilarious that EVERY single actor in those ads is crap, it must actually be difficult to find actors that bad when you think how many out of work actors there are