Adverts you hate

[Loolie99]

The danni Dyer perf with surf!!!! Cringe

 

[coconochanel]

Oh the one for Always panties or whatever they are where she says ‘now I feel pretty and protected’ but she says it like ‘protacted’

The one for tampax when the woman says 'shove it up there girls'

 

[Lauren1994]

Webuyanycar with Phillip Schofield in. Fuxk off Phillip you’ve got enough money without doing shit adverts!!

 

[Jellybean79]

any Nationwide advert - they are always so irritating, especially the ones during lockdown

 

[Londoncailín]

The virgin media advert with the children singing ‘Nothings gonna stop us now’

Also, the ‘I didn’t know Oral-B had a toothpaste’ advert.

 

[misslaurennightingale@yah]

The hipster twat in the launderette that starts jamming away on his guitar with the noise of the machines, then joined by more hipster twats who have a full session dancing. I think it's Nescafe azria.

The silly bitch in the oral B advert who "didn't even know oral B did a toothpaste!" What the fuck did you think they sold, custard?

The irritating as fuck, trite Nationwide adverts with the dumb poems.

The Always bladder control pants "A little bit of wees not gonna stop me being me.." Really? Why does she need to say it almost seductively while looking in the mirror?

Also wanna add "perf with surf!" I literally want to shove a sharp pencil up her nose.

 

[Shestheman22]

This is my 3rd thread with ‘hate’ in the title, I’m very negative

The Sofology one with Owen Wilson has just been on, makes me feel sick the way he speaks in it

Also hate the Vodafone one, it’s a really annoying song that goes ohhhh keep on educating meditating or something.

 

[Sticks&Stones]

The Compare the Market/Meerkat adverts. They were initially amusing, but must have been running a good ten years now and it feels it.

However I'd take them any day over the bloody Go Compare dross.

 

[misslaurennightingale@yah]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned the irritating Claudia Winkleman in the Head and the Shoulders ad. It's so fake and unconvincing that she uses it. Espcially when she says "no why would you say that, I do, its....this.." "grabs the bottle of Head and Shoulders unconvincingly* She really is an annoying personality vacuum.

 

[Platypusfattypus]

This is my 3rd thread with ‘hate’ in the title, I’m very negative

The Sofology one with Owen Wilson has just been on, makes me feel sick the way he speaks in it

Also hate the Vodafone one, it’s a really annoying song that goes ohhhh keep on educating meditating or something.

Owen Wilsons nose really upsets me. Same as Chris Bissons ears

 

[ChloChlo]

I didn't like that Jenny Eclair one. No one needs to know about your dry gash woman. Especially at tea time.

I hate that weak chinned middle class humour I find in some adverts. The Maltesers ones are terrible for it. Biting a leg off a chocolate rabbit and hopping it along a table, is this really the humour of middle class, pre menopausal women?
The lady in the wheelchair who run over the brides foot but got the best mans number. Am I a bad person for gagging?

A bit older but Nicole Scherzinger having a full on orgasm over a yogurt. Turn it in love, turn it in.

 

[RealTeal]

The one with the annoying girl saying ‘bum!’, ‘hips!’ I know how to keep my body healthy but how do I keep my mouth healthy?? It’s fucking toothpaste

 

[supernintendochalmers]

The SunLife Insurance ad with the neighbours in the conservatory - "Dad, it's June", "Hello June!" and "I've seen the ads with Parky!"

AWESOME SCREEN. AWESOME CAMERA. LONG-LASTING BATTERY LIFE. - not actually sure what brand this is for

 

[AlanBanan]

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW ORAL B MADE A TOOTHPASTE

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY MADE?

 

[UnderThePalmTree]

Every time I saw that Climate Change ad and the smug kid saying “ I’m only six, you figure it out!”,
I swear I wanted to slap that little dipshit!

 

[Bogwoppit]

The build your own car, dinosaur, house, aeroplane magazine they advertise every new year, first part 99p, then 3,000 more to collect for £1,000 every week at newsagents now (exaggerating a bit but get my drift)

 

[wearedoomed]

The one with Philip Schofield advertising cars for sale

He's such a cunt in everything he appears in.

 

[Kat5998]

I saw a new one for Viagra earlier, it was a deep, cartooned couple with sad music in the background, me and my mum were like wtf

 

[Pippylong0509]

PERF WITH SURF
FUCK OFF DANI DYER

 

[freckledfox]

Any sofa advert that says there’s a sale. There’s never not a fucking sale. Get the fuck off!!!