dirtnap101
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You know the drill by now, right?
Celebration fountain/lake/theater-->Coffee-->Mickey power pole-->Disney park du jour
Hey, let's show up at Animal Kingdom at 2:30pm on the park's 25th anniversary which is also Earth Day, I'm sure there won't be any lines or wait times![Roll eyes :rolleyes: :rolleyes:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
Now enjoy 5 full minutes of discussion about the abbreviation for the park, and have Adam repeat it many times with emphasis, and every time he says AK or DAK, he MUST then immediately say what they stand for, again and again and again.
Adam buys all these pins and crap, and he "throws them in a bag" and never looks at them. He's waiting to enjoy them "later on in life". Is he going to be sitting in the rocking chair at a home, going through his Disney pins and regaling the other residents about "I got this the day I went to my LEAST FAVORITE DISNEY PARK"?
"Tampa Jay is here" (oh thank the gods he made it!), "Jay, are you going to get something from Tril-Bites?" That's TRILO-Bites, Adam:
Adam also didn't know about the back way into Pandora, and then talks about how much he "loves" the floating rocks, and states that he should probably spend more time in AK. I know that will be difficult with his busy, busy schedule of...attending Disney theme parks![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Adam is shocked Disney doesn't have calorie counts. Because people on vacation LOVE to count calories, right?
Adam's life is a vacation, so I guess he doesn't realize.
Celebration fountain/lake/theater-->Coffee-->Mickey power pole-->Disney park du jour
Hey, let's show up at Animal Kingdom at 2:30pm on the park's 25th anniversary which is also Earth Day, I'm sure there won't be any lines or wait times
Now enjoy 5 full minutes of discussion about the abbreviation for the park, and have Adam repeat it many times with emphasis, and every time he says AK or DAK, he MUST then immediately say what they stand for, again and again and again.
Adam buys all these pins and crap, and he "throws them in a bag" and never looks at them. He's waiting to enjoy them "later on in life". Is he going to be sitting in the rocking chair at a home, going through his Disney pins and regaling the other residents about "I got this the day I went to my LEAST FAVORITE DISNEY PARK"?
"Tampa Jay is here" (oh thank the gods he made it!), "Jay, are you going to get something from Tril-Bites?" That's TRILO-Bites, Adam:
Adam also didn't know about the back way into Pandora, and then talks about how much he "loves" the floating rocks, and states that he should probably spend more time in AK. I know that will be difficult with his busy, busy schedule of...attending Disney theme parks
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
Adam is shocked Disney doesn't have calorie counts. Because people on vacation LOVE to count calories, right?