I have mental images of self-important incel conventioneers recently paroled from their parent's basements, covered in Sharpie tattoos, reeking of clove cigarettes and dry humping each other while wearing water-logged furry costumes.Adam had some diarrhea of the mouth and said the tales of the pool parties of this convention were "legendary." He then went on to suggest that the "pool party" was the reason the convention would no longer be at this venue. No thanks Adam, no need to dish from your "straight arrow" perspective on the goings-on at some cosplay/furry/weirdo poolside "shenanigans" socially-awkward-yet-horny "dork-apalooza!"
That's the only head David's ever going to get. It's only a little head, and he still had to pay twenty bucks for it...Finally, Adam didn't realize the Walt's frozen head person sold keychains of Walt's frozen head, so he dropped another $20 on that item
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I wish that he would come back to Yankee Stadium again when they play the Rays there , I would go & would easily spot him in his orange shorts even through 47,000 peopleI was busy today at Yankee Stadium watching the Yankees sweep the lowly White Sox, as they are be expected to do (Adam tried to do the same when he went to that last game of Rays vs White Sox in St Pete and it didn't work out, sorry Adam). On to my very late Spooky Empire recap...
7-11>now complains the coffee is too hot>complains about the heat>complains about the traffic>complains about the heat again
Adam provides some useless info about the strip mall area this is held in, walks the line and gets said hello to by fans **social anxiety**, mentions the raunchy pool parties of years ago, makes it clear he never participated, makes it clear the event will still happen, just not at this location/facility (who gives a crap where it's held???), gets in line and gets inside.
And I'm immediately slapped in the face by remembering Adam's usual convention style of going booth to booth, shopping and "interviewing" cosplayers. He looks at some vinyl, then also calls some audio cassettes "vinyl". Adam gets a photo with "the guy from Basket Case" (his words, not mine, so he doesn't even know who it is), and it's his usual punchable pose complete with thumbs up, while the other person poses and smiles genuinely like a normal human. Also, orange shorts.
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However that pose is amazing compared to this next one, I don't even know what to say. It's like someone said, "Hey buddy, pose like a giant a-hole" Again, the person he's with smiles normally and genuinely.
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This guy was nice enough to pose with Adam trying to recreate a scene from something, and then he told Adam he's got a band and Adam should check it out, and instead of just buying the CD, Adam took a picture of it and said yes, I'll check it out. Wait until you see the stuff Adam wastes money on this day, but he couldn't buy this CD. What a douche.
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Adam purchased these stickers...don't seem very Woo-ish to me, but he likes to waste money
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Then he buys a Gremlins t-shirt. And even at a horror con he manages to find this:
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Adam embarasses himself by filming two cosplayers and then says to them "I don't know who you are or what you're from", and the one guy has to tell him he's from Fallout, and Adam turns to the other guy and says "Are you from Fallout too?" and that guy says "No".The Fallout guy gives him a Nuka Cola bottle cap and tells him he can look it up later, and then Adam tries to save face by saying he knows what Fallout is, he just hasn't watched it. Yeah, he's too busy watching the Blair Witch Project every week. The Fallout guy then told him there are also a bunch of very popular Fallout video games. If I'd been there, I would've explained Adam only plays 80s NES on a picture tube TV.
He then runs off to another area to find a "replica" of Walt's frozen head, heaven forbid he miss anything Disney anywhere. It's so funny when Adam and Jay get a "free hug" from Satan. Satan probably asked why Adam has caterpillars over his eyes.
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Adam makes sure to point out the completely illegal and quite racist "Song of the South" DVD available for purchase...he makes sure you know he already has one, too.
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"For $25 I got an 8 passenger ride vehicle from Back to the Future The Ride for the Corridor of Goons nerd room" says Adam
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Then he spends $20 on the blu-ray of a movie called "Sewer Gators"
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But there's just no time or money for the John Ritter or MJF foundations...just can't quite fit them in the busy schedule.
In a blink-or-you'll-miss-it appearance, that friggin' guy Kevin shows up for a split second
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Finally, Adam didn't realize the Walt's frozen head person sold keychains of Walt's frozen head, so he dropped another $20 on that item
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Looks like woopeat for tomorrow but his new hyper fixation of blair witch project. Maybe we will get another socks and broken broom stick analysis of thisI wish that he would come back to Yankee Stadium again when they play the Rays there , I would go & would easily spot him in his orange shorts even through 47,000 people
He'd probably just fake a phone call to avoid the conversation.I seriously want to punch that fucking face so bad.
I'd love to ask him one day - WTF is with that look? That pose? WHY? Do you really think you're doing something funny? Cool? Punk? Weird? Do you do it on purpose bc you know how stupid it looks? Do you think you're being ironic? Different? If so, why? Just because you can? Seriously, why?
Cuz, it really just makes you look like a dick. A really small, insignificant dick.
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I totally wish y'all could have been there to see what he did to me and how stupid it was.He'd probably just fake a phone call to avoid the conversation.He's got that totally real social anxiety, you know.
Because, like in every other aspect of David's life, he's perpetually trapped in 1994:I seriously want to punch that fucking face so bad.
I'd love to ask him one day - WTF is with that look? That pose? WHY? Do you really think you're doing something funny? Cool? Punk? Weird? Do you do it on purpose bc you know how stupid it looks? Do you think you're being ironic? Different? If so, why? Just because you can? Seriously, why?
Cuz, it really just makes you look like a dick. A really small, insignificant dick.
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My guess is he was intimidated by an attractive woman.I totally wish y'all could have been there to see what he did to me and how stupid it was.
For any newbies, we were literally inches away in the switchbacks waiting for the BttF panel at MegaCon '19
He towered over me bc I'm a short gal (And no, I'm not an ugly ass DUFF ogre. If I'm legit tooting my own horn for a second, I was nominated for Homecoming Queen in college so I can't be that bad looking ...hahaha...ah, those were the days).
And all I said was "Hey, Adam the Woo!" (just to say hi, wasn't about to have a huge convo with him), and he looked at me and took his phone and put it up to his ear, acting like he was listening in on a call and turned away.
I shrugged and thought, ok...that was strange. And I certainly saw him in a different light from that point forward.
That's not Adam since the guy in the photo has no tattoos on his left arm.Wait...are ATW and Jojo Siwa BFFs? This would explain a lot. It would also bring up way more questions. But the most annoying voice in gay pop music (which she invented) and the most annoying "personality" in the Disney influencersphere chilling out at Epcot is like a black hole of bleagh.
Also, he has pants on and Adam never wears pants past May 1st.That's not Adam since the guy in the photo has no tattoos on his left arm.
LOL. Maybe.My guess is he was intimidated by an attractive woman.
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