Adam the Woo #12 Day 75 of 50, losing eleventy eleven pounds

[DukeOfKent]

Their relationship (all three -- Woo, Gigs, and the beard (that would make a great band name)) is so fucking bizarre. I just don't understand it.

Is Chey's self esteem just so low that he thinks that a wannabe porn star who openly cheats on him is the best he can do? Or maybe he gets his kicks out of being made a cuckold? I know that's a thing, but I have no idea how common it is. Or maybe Adam and Giggles really do keep their hands (and other body parts) to themselves when they're together, and she benefits from all the material things Adam can provide for her (fancy trips, park tickets, invites to special tours and events, etc) while maintaining a deeper emotional connection with Chey.

I just can't figure them out, and I kind of hate thinking about it.

 

[Century20]

 

[bten1989]

Adam's mommy is in town. Prepare for some talk of "chester drawers". Did y'all know that Adam always thought they were called "chester drawers" until he was a 50-year-old grown fucking man?! Huh?!? Did ya?!?

 

[bten1989]

David’s weird Stan’s posted this on FB. Makes it look like the guy died or something.

 

[bten1989]

I noticed him getting frustrated on the Hawaii trip. He was sitting by the pool with his mother. Some lady kept joining in on their conversation, talking about watching Adam etc etc. She kept it up and he was clearly distressed.

Great find! I do recall that part, he's so bothered by the fact that someone's trying to speak to him while he's showing off his mickey mouse shaped shaved ice like the manchild he is... No gratefulness or respect for the people who watch his boring ass videos that afford him his lavish lifestyle. What a prick.

 

[2020planner]

Putting this here FoR pOsTerITY... and for when he moves back to Cali.

Nailed it.

Riiiight. Because Tampa and Orlando have zero "haunt season" things to do.
Oh wait, what's that? Universal Orlando still has you banned?
Also, what the fuck kind of grown man who is nearing 50 years old calls it "haunt season"?!?!

"FAZING" Must add this to the list if it's not on it already.

ALSO - all of these were under the same vlog. Recall again that Adam only goes through comments ON OCCASION!!!

ETA: Someone posted one of their comments to him on Reddit.
Guess I have another line to add to our list. David, the least you could do is fucking PROOFREAD your snark before you post it.

 

[KennyVloggins]

I feel like most people grow out of the need to announce every thought that comes into their head. To me it's a sign of immaturity. If you want to lose weight, then lose weight and then later you can tell people how you did it when they ask. If you want to cut back on Disney then just do it. No need to make an announcement and then contradict yourself. Same thing with announcing he's not going to Dragon Con a full year in advance.

If it's because it's "content" then he's just scraping the bottom of the barrel. At least give the impression that you're professional and take this seriously.

 

[Dorothy_Zbornak]

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I don't appreciate this jumpscare being the first thing I see here this morning! lmao

 

[bten1989]

Hunk-A-Hunk-A burnin Woo...
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That's the face Justin makes when women his own age are attracted to him instead of barely legal 18 year olds (iykyk)

 

[ProfessorFate]

Then this one :
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Ok, which one of you is this?

 

[bten1989]

It appears David blocked me on Facebook for having the audacity to criticize him for talking so much shit about "his boys" after he was dick riding them all year, especially early in the season, you know when World Series' are won? He's becoming Charmin soft just like his pals the Slackers.

 

[bten1989]

Do you think Adam is spending his afternoon at the new Disneyland Villas DVC property holed up in his room watching the game, while his mom just sits there?

He's "gosh danging" ( Momma says cursing is the devil) and stomping his feet around the room right about now watching "his boys" shit the bed and get one step closer to the golf course for the winter.

*Edit* Texas just went up 4-0 as I typed this, he might actually be cursing now, devil be damned!

 

[DA Stella]

Well hey now, the muppet in the back is blue! #diversity

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Welcome to White Guy Tiki Day, featuring Adam and all his completely white "friends"

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What a bunch of hotties. They must have to beat the swarms of women away with sticks.

 

[scopeyscope]

Elvis liked them underage too. What a wonderful person to emulate

 

[aliciavlnf4]

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Two words = sore loser

What a baseball fan he is and I wouldn’t take his word as I recall he jumped on the Braves’ bandwagon when the made it to and won the World Series. By the way David, why are you mad that you won’t be going to see your “beloved” Rays for the rest of October? You claim to be a baseball fan and you should know just about the entire month of October is the playoffs and World Series. Such a “fan” that you booked your bore-fest Hawaii trip into October and you bitch over your team being eliminated in the Wild Card and blah blah blah…cry me a river.

Anyway, go Rangers!

 

[Mr Pewtey]

Only Woo could make Hawaii seem so boring. He does lots of complaining in today’s vlog. I don’t think he’s enjoying his “vacation” at all, poor guy.

 

[dirtnap101]

Not that I expected much, but he just visited Pearl Harbor and he provides no thoughts on what it was like to be there or anything about his experience and learning some of the history. It's just "film this stuff, get back to the resort and get into the lazy river and the hot tubs".

 

[Mr Pewtey]

Oh, but we have a proclamation!

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In other words, “yeah, that whole weight loss thing? It’s over. Done. Finished.”

 

[ThunderPuss]

I think Adam is confusing having social anxiety with being anti social.

New thread name, Adam the Woo #13: Confusing social anxiety with being anti social

 

[DukeOfKent]

Oh, but we have a proclamation!

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Considering his illiteracy, Adam should thank his lucky stars every day that he stumbled into his YouTube gold mine, because I can't imagine what he might be doing for a living otherwise.