Adam the Woo #12 Day 75 of 50, losing eleventy eleven pounds

[Mr Pewtey]

Not watching until Troll Patrol puts out a Daily Dump on it, but this guy is such a fuckin Karen. Whine, whine, whine, complain, complain, complain.

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I had it playing in the background while I worked. The title of complete click-bait. There was nothing wrong with the Hawaiian Airlines flight except they don’t have wifi on their planes so David couldn’t watch his beloved baseball team lose.

Oh and he whines about their refund policy for a third ticket he purchased for his father and had to cancel. I guess this solves the mystery of the third luau ticket. He must have booked that ahead of time, very unusual for David.

 

[2020planner]

In case anyone's not on reddit...some more tea from Natalie's former co-worker.

 

[robotmonster]

Mr. Woo stares at the camera with beady black eyes and gives off a creepy Ted Bundy vibe. He appears to be straining as if he's taking a dump in his pants or he's trying to think. Or perhaps he is thinking about taking a dump. Hard to tell because everything tends to tax his tiny brain. Even his mother appears to be bored with his childlike attempts at conversation and comprehension. Wait till he finds out Spam is a delicacy in Hawaii. He will bring home some special souvenir tins and rave about how much better it tastes in a DVC resort.

 

[Southpaw33]

Oh, but we have a proclamation!

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How many fucking typos/mistakes can be in one short proclamation?

 

[dirtnap101]

...and as many predicted, Jurassic Park/Kualoa Ranch. Or as Adam puts it, "Koala Ranch"

It's funny how his OCD requires him to introduce every vlog the same way, but suddenly most days on this vacation he drops the "the vlog is over" bs. Can't wait to get back to the pool.
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Hmm, Giggles and Chey are engaged? Will Adam be her Maid of Honor since they're "besties"?

 

[Sella]

He did admit in today’s video that he has done no research on Hawaii.

 

[dirtnap101]

His IG story with the 'look at me' selfie is just embarrassing.

You mean this one? Really constricted pupils you've got there, Adam

 

[2020planner]

yes it appears so. I present Exhibit A from actually the 2021 playoffs.

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Thanks! Love that look on him, BTW.
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I think he started with the Rays during the 2021 season and traveled to a few away games and attended the playoffs, and then announced for the 2022 season that he'd be going all in on the idea of "I'm going to watch the Rays play in every MLB stadium" schtick and planned that for 2022 and 2023. Of course, he couldn't meet that goal over the course of 2.5 years, so it will bleed into 2024.

Ok, then he needs to shut the hell up already about being so sad not being there for his "boys."

He didn't need to plan for a week in Hawaii smack dab in the middle of "haunt season" (or whatever the fuck childish thing he calls it) and / or baseball.

He could have done it a different time of year. A non-baseball time of year, or mid-way through the season or something so we don't have to hear about him "waiting all year" to be present for this shit.

That's the thing with him (and other vloggers). They do stupid shit, then bitch and moan about whatever the hell they "missed out on" and then twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain their reasoning.

I mean, just be honest about why you planned a trip during the same time you "waited all year" to be present somewhere else.

OR better yet - just shut the hell up and stop answering everyone's comments about it.

Ya know, bc you only "occasionally" look at the comments and all, remember, David?

 

[Galaxyprincess]

He's so ignorant to his own faults here as usual. Dude, you know when post season starts, you want to attend don't plan big trips to other parts of the country. Not that hard.

 

[Century20]

Oh Adam, Why is all the talk about weight loss all so familiar? Because it's another classic Woopeat that has been brought of the archives for the last 10 years! Whether it is 2013, 2015, 2020 or 2023 we all know what will happen in the end. I will never put you in the same category with those who struggle with their weight and work hard to achieve whatever weight loss goals they have set.

Your doing this so you can earn praise and attention from your kool-aid drinking stans. A mere 4 months ago you celebrated your weight loss by stuffing your face at Mcdonalds so by all means go for it rinse and repeat or in your case woopeat.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

You know who also always mentions that they don't drink? Katie from BLAB.

Also the Trackers like to bring it up every chance they get.

 

[2020planner]

This screenshot was shared on Reddit.

You cannot tell me that Woo didn't know what he was doing when he decided to wear his fanny pack UNDER the costume.

I mean, COME THE FUCK ON.

You KNEW how it looked, David.

And you WANTED it to look like you had a boner cuz - AGAIN - you thought you were being fucking clever looking like that walking around fucking Disneyland.

I'M sUCh a pUnK REbEL. ChEck ouT mY eLVis Hard-ON wHiLe I waLk ArOUnd amONg ChiLDreN at DIsnEY WiTh mY OF WanNaBE PoRn StAr BeSTie.

Friggin man stuck in a 15-year-old boy's body.

 

[CrazySquirrelLady]

I don’t watch him much anymore but I don’t recall him being this clickbait-y in the past. Everything is an “issue” now.

 

[Mr Pewtey]

While I also find it hard to believe that Woo weighs 216, I just saw something that I find even more unbelievable. In his latest video, Jacob the Carpetbagger got on the big scale outside the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas and he only weighed 223!! He must be 4’6” or something.

 

[dirtnap101]

He fell in love with the Rays . I'd love to know what caused him to fall in love.

Given his "love" of baseball, I wonder how he would feel about the Rays if they weren't in the playoffs the last few years

He's spent all afternoon watching the game and then crying about it on his Facebook post, as you can see he's replied to many comments. Should he be enjoying the resort or going to the parks with his mom?

 

[poundparadox]

Why would he go overseas when he can do a walk and talk at the Orange Circle again?

 

[PW212]

Putting this here FoR pOsTerITY... and for when he moves back to Cali.

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Nailed it.

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Riiiight. Because Tampa and Orlando have zero "haunt season" things to do.
Oh wait, what's that? Universal Orlando still has you banned?
Also, what the fuck kind of grown man who is nearing 50 years old calls it "haunt season"?!?!

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"FAZING" Must add this to the list if it's not on it already.

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ALSO - all of these were under the same vlog. Recall again that Adam only goes through comments ON OCCASION!!!

ETA: Someone posted one of their comments to him on Reddit.
Guess I have another line to add to our list. David, the least you could do is fucking PROOFREAD your snark before you post it.

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Its so easy to trigger him. If its about money, woopeats, side chick or his intelligence he responds in an angry snarky way pretty fast. You see his terrible personality come through and he cares not. No way he can acknowledge giggles bc daddy QANON would go nuts. People have seen them at Disney and they were definitely more then friends. you can do much better Daphne/Natalie. Fazing= Phasing. What a moron.

 

[2020planner]

I can’t stand his wooisms and over use of words with each passing day. If he ever was an everyday kind of guy, he certainly isn’t that now. Reminding viewers over and over of how exclusive the DVC lifestyle is. Special Wristbands, separate towers, merch, pools etc. how insulting to viewers that will never be able to afford these stays but still actively support his lifestyle by watching and commenting.
“A shroud of darkness”
”I’ve submerged myself into the pool”
There are more but I’m feeling nauseous now….

I know. That's why I continually say I regret DH and I ever spending time watching him the first place.

I mean, was he ALWAYS this insufferable and we just didn't notice?

I swear it started to get worse during COVID and then just continually increased in levels of obnoxiousness since then.

 

[2020planner]

He'd say it's his career that stopped all of that. He needs to be free to travel and do what he wants for his channel to be a success. A significant other would simply be a drag on that, no matter how supportive they might try to be. Who would put up with the BS that is David's life? Hi honey, I know you have to work, but I'll be gone all month spending over 10K watching baseball!"

Right?

Cry me a fucking river.

I swear, the more and more we learn about him, the more and more I'm embarrassed DH and I ever watched him to begin with.

Actually, I cannot tell you the last time I put on one of his vlogs to try and sit through a bit...maybe Cousin Eddie's to see that ridiculousness?
I get all my info from here now. And, like a train wreck, I can't look away most days.

 

[saraaaah90]

So I see Giggles posted a video of Adam and her bf? Trying to sell that Chey is cool with her and Adam? About the comment on Cousin Eddie video, I buy it. I think the homeowner got an email from someone else and mistook it for Adam, but him showing up and refusing to take no for an answer- I buy it.