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TikiMeerkat

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Adam arguing that he rejected his proofreader’s Oxford comma suggestions on the grounds that Oxford commas are too confusing for dyslexics is ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME TO THE MOON.

This entire self-publishing process is a train wreck and I can’t look away. He is so sure of himself, so confident behind the pretense of false humility, and yet so deeply and utterly clueless about how ignorant he comes across. Does he understand that editing and copyediting are two different processes? Did he actually have anyone help him with major structural edits and rewrites, or did he really pay hundreds of pounds just to have someone to argue with about commas?

The letter to his younger self in place of an author’s note is really telling. I can understand that writing this book may have been therapeutic or cathartic for him, but in the same way the whole world doesn’t need to read your diary, the whole world also doesn’t need to read your thinly-veiled self-insert teenage redo, especially if you haven’t done any of the work to give it any literary value. And I don’t mean that in a pretentious way — novels are supposed to be entertaining, they can be fluffy and silly and light. But even the most unserious novels — even for a YA audience — need SOMETHING to ground them if they’re going to be any good, and that work comes down to the author. The author’s job is to use symbolism, metaphor, figurative language, etc. to make the story bigger than the sum of its parts. I think Adam has no idea how to do any of that, and is relying way too much on his own personal life experiences being so profound that all he has to do is write them down and then they will do the heavy lifting.

I know this is a lot to say before even reading the book, but the way he has spoken about this entire process, I’d be shocked if I was wrong about any of this.

And not for nothing, but you simply cannot be a good writer if you’re not also a reader. Does Adam read? Has he ever talked about reading? Thinking you can write a novel when you never (or hardly ever) read them yourself is such infuriating arrogance.
 
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starri

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Oh, screw it, he's put it on the US Amazon Kindle store for preorder.

It's $7. I guess I'll be a canary in the coal mine for us. I don't think I'll be as kind as Gary.
 
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Charrots

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Honestly writing a novel is a massive achievement so good on him. But moving copies is a difficult job and the publishing and bookselling industry is shrinking. The hardback, gilded edges is just an act of vanity. He would have been better of sticking to a digital version or a paperback if his ego demands a print version.
Writing and completing a book is an achievement - people say they will, and often stop when they realise that a commitment to writing and planning something between 50,000 and 100,000 words or more is not straightforward. Completing the task therefore is something that you can say requires commitment to the topic.

It doesn’t mean it’s any good. This is the brutal truth. The red flags are that nobody wanted to publish the book (think of how many are published, how many are rejected, that’s fine…) Adam is fairly one-dimensional with little apparent creativity, so it’s natural he would fall in to the majority of those who get rejected.

Most people don’t have the budget he has, so if they still had the desire to self-publish, they’d do so through Amazon or Lulu. He does however have a lot of money to play pretend - and I think this is where he is deliberately misleading himself with what the achievement is.

I don’t know if his fan base is sufficient enough to make him feel fulfilled, it probably is to be fair - if 1-3,000 fans buy his book, and 1-300 people review it, it’s enough gratification to fool anyone. He can have 100 of those people tell him that it would make a great film.

Like has been said here, he lives in an echo chamber. He could literally have created anything - and really, think of that, he could have created anything and pumped money into promotion and the above formula is true.

The achievement is therefore amassing a fanbase by exploiting who you are - then monetising that fanbase. Adam clearly does that well, and if he wants to claim that he is a best-selling author via that, well then he could easily become a best-selling fashion designer based on people buying t-shirts with morning written on, a best-selling artist, a best-selling playwright, a best-selling homeware maker, a best-selling skin care product provider, a best-selling candlemaker.

Possibilities are endless if your ego is strong enough to shake off the shamelessness of it.
 
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Theodore

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What someone said earlier in the thread really landed with me. All that performing at the printers with the “author” hi-viz jacket on, all the screeching, tearing up and “I can’t believe it” crumbles to dust when you remember he bought the whole experience. He’s paid thousands to crack on that he’s a published author, just like he buys experiences at Disney, having himself on that any of it is anything other than flagrant capitalism.
I think if he’d written it, published it and marketed it without all that shit we’ve seen in recent vlogs I’d be wishing him a bit more luck with it. Yes he has a captive audience and he’s entitled to use that, who wouldn’t, but the performance around it all… so so fake.
 
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Purple Haze

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When he said “employees of the Adam Hattan company” at the beginning, why doesn’t he just call them his parents? 🤣🤣
 
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GSquaredUWS

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I can’t…. There’s just so much shite and sexism and bad grammar and stale tropes. Where do you start?

“Something is growing in my pants and it’s not my love of musical theatre” has to be in the running for “how could you type this and then show your face at a book event”!
 
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emerald

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Just going to state some final thoughts. I'm being earnest and fair.

It was not good. Let me say that plainly 😂 The writing was bad, it was probably the worst written book on a purely syntax level that I've ever read and I love hate reading stuff. Adam desperately needed more proof reads and for someone to tell him "no". It's no wonder he had to self-publish because it's just so low quality. The characters were boring, there were no real stakes, the chapters felt like separate sitcom episodes and didn't flow like one book. It seemed serialised.

The misogyny, as you've seen in my highlights, was REALLY UGLY AND CONSTANT. I hated it. Pure fucking hated it. Adam has serious underlying issues. The way the only female characters who escaped getting slated for their looks or didn't behave like bimbos, idiots, hysterical, hyper-reactive, bossy/violent, ignorant, easily manipulated and led on, or scary by virtue of having an Eastern European accent were the nice lesbian couple is just MIND BOGGLING. It wasn't like women didn't appear like you get in some media, there were plenty of female characters and all but two of them were ugly or stupid or aggressive. It's actually astounding to me.

Positives. Honestly, I don't have any other than I hope Adam got some catharsis out of it (and I mean that genuinely) and maybe, just maybe, a young gay kid gets something out of it. God knows what, mind you. It didn't feel satisfying when Finn was outed/came out because everyone just went "OK" and they all had lunch and went to a festival. I felt nothing. I guess the "spice level" I was so worried about actually felt appropriate, so there's some faint praise. It did amuse me that the dark room scene he was wittering on about was just a kiss with someone in between someone's legs. But I really wouldn't want it to be any more than that.


So yeah, it's exactly what I expected. Whilst I love snarking, I like to find *something* in everything. And I really couldn't tell you anything.
 
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Theodore

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I know you may be joking and I also know that I am not the target market, but I found the casual ageism really irritating in that first paragraph (I am assuming Bev is middle aged as it is a name of that era). She was irrationally difficult compared to our teenage protagonist, she is haggard, she is bellowing and spitting out her words and whilst I don’t know what profanities touching her lips means, it surely was not intended as a good thing.
Sounds like Jen Lefforge was the inspiration.
 
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Theodore

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All of the 🥺🥺 performance when he checked in and there was a bottle of water and generic welcome card. You paid for it all Adam. Anyone buying that room will get the same. You’re not special. Then in the room tour he totally glossed over the adjoining door and I instantly thought “noise problems!”. Lo and behold at the end he confesses that he could hear people taking a piss. Just bend over Adam, let The Disney Corporation do you a bit harder. You can look at the picture of Mickey above the headboard while you’re taking it. Mug.
 
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Tabitha

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Have you all seen this? The irony that morrrnningg is probably midday for him.
The cheapest tier here is gold at $13.50 a month. Pearl is $52!!
And only 27 posts lol.

Does he kick them out when they cancel?

He needs to stop using ‘magical’ as an adjective. He sounds like a magician.
 
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Geetbo

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None of this stuff about the shit book surprises me.

Adam 100% sees himself as a cut above cleaners and other low waged jobs.

When in reality anyone who has ever worked for even 1 day in their life has contributed more to society than him.
 
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Bungalo

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I have read another chapter now. It is quite subtle, but I detect an undercurrent of misogyny, starting with depiction of the shouting, hissing, spitting swearing dinner lady who appeared to have done nothing but attempt to mop a floor.

I am now three chapters in and there has been a clear attempt to frame the two main male characters as smart, cool, good looking, all positive. Whereas the two female friends both seem a bit odd so far and one has kissed the other’s boyfriend, not a good personal attribute. Casual use of negative language around female characters, Bev, Flynn’s mother laughing like a hyena, the “cackling schoolgirl“ comment. Who says that, “giggling schoolgirls” I have heard but never cackling, giggling could be annoying but could also be endearing, cackling is always negative and most women would not wish to be likened to a hyena. An objective reviewer, would have pointed these things out to him, I hope the whole book is not like this.
 
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emerald

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Jesus. It's getting worse.

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There's the illustration that got him flustered. I feel more reading a Chinese takeaway menu.

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Come again?

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YOU CAN JOIN ME AND ROBYN.
A.) YOU CAN JOIN ME.
B.) YOU CAN JOIN I.
IT ISN'T HARD.

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What, both of them?

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This passage is genuinely evil. Yes, she's fictional but I don't think calling even a fictional 10 year old girl a "bitch" is even remotely funny.

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Really. Really. A Disney reference is the sexiest thing Hattan can think of.
 
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