Adam Hattan #11 The sidekick in his own life

[GSquaredUWS]

Wow, I must have missed this if it was in the vlog!

it wasn’t a vlog, it was an actual job listing from the Adam Hattan Company that was posted using the usual “we” claiming his company had a “publishing division”

 

[jamesmaybe]

I might give him credit if his attitude had been better in his vlogs. But the 'work demon' who thinks 20 emails is too much, and has had enough of reading his book at 6 times, and who was making bracelets while supposedly proof listening his book just comes off as work shy and can't be arsed. It makes me question how much time was out into this book.

Didn't he also say he doesn't get up until like 10am?

 

[emerald]

I think the feedback on make it sexier probably meant don’t describe kissing as “my jaw unhinged and my eyes bulged out of their sockets and my trousers got tight” rather than add in more weird ogling.

It definitely did, I don't know whether Adam knew that though

 

[Higuyswelcometomychannel]

Chapter 14/15. I'm skimming now because I'm bored but basically Cam gets some advice from two older gays and then he and Cam make up and the school accepts them. It's very dull.

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This isn't a question.

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This book was marketed as a romantic comedy.

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Can someone remind me, I'm sure there's a film or book where it turns out the teacher is gay as well and doles out some sage advice? Also, what a coincidence that he befriended a slightly older lesbian recently.

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Not going to elaborate on this trauma and flesh Emily out a bit? No? Okay.

I always find it a cliche when there's an inserted library/bookshop scene just because it's a book. I know authors like reading but it just happens so often.

How very convenient that the plot happens at the end there.

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This is factually not true.

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Here's your spice. And the stupid bitch dog interrupts it.

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Like that knobhead singer??
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Becky exists to have T and A. That's it.

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Once again, I remind you. Comedy.

Last chapter next.

Not a teacher as such, but red white and royal blue has a gay mentor of sorts?

 

[Tavi Huit]

Not a fan of these classics?

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I have an unjustified dislike of the name Xanthe [sorry to all the Xanthes]

 

[Mark81]

I see he gifted Jack Edwards his PR package who off course was gushing over it and the freebies, but wonder if he will actually read the book and give a proper review or if he just likes getting free stuff

Jack Edwards is notorious for not reading books and giving shallow reviews. He also has his problematic side (he has a thread here)

Adam will be wanking with excitement at Jack reviewing it tho

 

[Century20]

I saw the reviews from the Amazon UK site were posted yesterday, here are the review stats from the US Amazon site. Overall less reviews so far but the reviews are slightly less favorable here in the states.

 

[Mark81]

Yeah that 2 star rating was very clear on what all the points wrong were without being personal. Summed it up for me when said There is a reason its self published.

Has Adam done his own version of "I'm looking for a man in finance . . ." or is that beneath him to show how thirsty he is for his own Flynn

I'd actually be kind of impressed if he even attempted a trend

It would be a disaster, but I'm here for it

 

[Tavi Huit]

I can’t wait for 3 months time when he still has a pallet of unsold books and is flogging them for a quid.

Coming soon to a pound shop near you

 

[Mark81]

Do we think he’ll sell all the copies? The way he’s giving them away to random factory staff!

I don't know. All depends how loyal his core fan base are. I don't think it will be big beyond that.

 

[Theodore]

A darkroom???
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“I had my friend come up from London and we had a chilled evening”.
A friend you met on Grindr by any chance?

 

[Theodore]

Also can't imagine how creepy it would be thinking you're working for a company and then you turn up and its just Adam in his disneu flat....

“Take your top off, Coco”

(I’m old )

 

[hrgrmr47]

why are there illustrations anyway? it’s meant to be a novel not a picture book

 

[Fuzzyfelt]

Another way to rinse even more money out of customers? Disney never stops does it.

Trouble is people will pay it.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

I've only been watching the first moments of the vlog in his house but he's already dropped he's flying Upper and next breath couldn't afford VIP Disney tickets - but brought the Universal ones?!...

Is it too much to save in cattle class and not buy the Universal ones perhaps?! His monetary mentality really is something isn't it.

Excuse me, don't you know who he is???

 

[Scottishfalpal1]

Maybe il put up my self publishing journey with a YouTube background and agency’s

 

[Mark81]

Narcissists always expose themselves eventually

 

[hogwartsgraduate]

New Lightening Lane/Fast Pass at WDW end of July - wonder if he will rush there and give us a real informative video when it goes live!

Nah!

 

[emerald]

Yeah, I know Oxford commas are a thorny issue, it's the dyslexia part I don't understand. If he just plain doesn't like them, he should just say so.

 

[Mark81]

I'm calling it now, the bully character in his book is going to be closeted himself. Such a tired trope.

Wouldn't surprise me in the least