Reading an audiobook is a real skill. I really hope his ego will be his undoing
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So is criticism, writing, and video production, but he hasn’t let his own inadequacies slow him down in those realms.
Haha glad everyone else got the creepy middle aged teacher vibes from that photo 
oh Adam, you just don't have a clue about anything.
I'm seriously beginning to wonder if there is something with these vlogging cameras that is prematurely ageing people. Both Broge and Adam look at least 20 years older than they are
oh Adam, you just don't have a clue about anything.I'm seriously beginning to wonder if there is something with these vlogging cameras that is prematurely ageing people. Both Broge and Adam look at least 20 years older than they are
It's the lifestyle. It's very sedentary, loads of junk food and no effort to counter balance that.Haha glad everyone else got the creepy middle aged teacher vibes from that photo
I'm seriously beginning to wonder if there is something with these vlogging cameras that is prematurely ageing people. Both Broge and Adam look at least 20 years older than they are
Yep, they are both poster children for that
I mean, imagine if you're on holiday most of the year and live that lifestyle all year. It's just not healthy long term
Definitely, first time I went to florida I was craving fruit/veg/salad after a week. Just couldn't handle the crap which was a novelty at first.
They could make better choices but they're too lazy and it's what the viewers want to see. Hope it's worth it for the tit storm but will come along for them in a few years time health wise.
They could make better choices but they're too lazy and it's what the viewers want to see. Hope it's worth it for the tit storm but will come along for them in a few years time health wise.
I wonder if tattle's criticism annihilation of his previous author photos got him to make the new one? While the new one isn't exactly fitting or good in any way, it's slightly more appropriate than the previous train wreck with the glasses and 70's blazer
His head doesn’t look right in that photo, and the cardigan 
Errr, ‘cackaling’?!
And he calls himself an author
And he calls himself an author
Someone get Cackaling in the next thread title please…
We always get a load of salad stuff when we go, it's the only way to stay vaguely healthy!
I'm weak at that misspelling. Adam has spent way too much of his life online hearing fake positivity and grifter BS. Someone needs to tell him that he's thick as tit, uneducated, uncultured and an embarrassment to himself. He thinks he's ready for the big time. An author, reviewer, master of letters generally lol If he actually got in the door of a publishing house they'd blacklist him forever after reading a few pages of his GCSE level writing littered with mistakes. Can you imagine what he'd turn in of they asked him to go home and write a sample piece? Mercy.
It’s probably AI generated.
I could literally write "shite" 50,000 times and publish it through the same company he's gone to with his book and get the same tit eating grin portrait to go inside the dust cover. It'd probably sell more copies than Adam Hattans as well, as a gag gift/stocking filler
Agree, his head looks like it's superimposed to me
I think it’s just the bloody awful lighting they’ve used for it. As someone who did photography full time in the noughties, when doing portraits you want soft fill lighting that doesn’t emphasise texture or accentuate the double or triple chin (which no hate, I have that problem too…) but they’ve used such harsh top down lighting you can see every wrinkle and fold, and the photoshopping is amateur too. Don’t even get me started on the pose, completely unnatural sitting position with emphasis on the gut. I hope he didn’t pay much for those photos, I hope it was a family friend who has just started doing portraits for their BTEC because woof.
Knowing Adam's history I have no doubt he went with the cheapest option for photography. When has he ever done anything at a high level, invested in his 'business'. His merch situation seems chaotic and he can't even get a camera that can focus properly for his vlogs!
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