Adam Hattan #10 His vlogs are trash so now he’s selling his trash

[Geetbo]

I am extremely gay and Gary makes me homophobic.

 

[Mark81]

He keeps pushing those Gary C pictures. His “store” is all merch with Gary’s sayings. His highest rated videos feature Gary at his peak pre wheelchair and grubby tshirt in upper class. Now he’s using Gary to flog his book. Imagine being a sidekick in your own life

Adam Hattan #11 - The sidekick in his own life

Credit @GSquaredUWS

 

[Maleficent50]

He’s giving me Austin powers vibes

 

[Geetbo]

I think I’d just put bricks in my pockets and jump in the sea if Gary or Jen were my options.

 

[Theodore]

He’s #1 in the ‘LGBTQ+ romance written by a Disney adult with a lazy bitch of a best friend’ chart.

 

[Tabitha]

Recap:

• ‘The Hattan Company Ltd’ sold off expired disney hotel shower gel and a questionable amount of disney barbie dolls.
• Latest rent-a-friends for WDW are aspiring vloggers Max and Alex who no one cares about and are more awkward than Gary when he hears the word ‘JOB’.
• Max, Alex and Gary left Adam behind with the bread basket at Toppolino’s to stage an engagement in front of a sunset. Adam found out and held back crying into his chicken tenders.
• 43 year old Gary continues to spend your taxes on disney pins. ‘His legs cant handle Disney’, despite doing 4 big trips in 12 months.
• Gary also refuses to fly economy despite no income in 20 years.
  

 

[Mark81]

Adam Hattan #11 - Vlogging 1/5, Delusion 5/5, Ego 5/5

 

[Mark81]

OK, surprised to say this but, that's the most genuine I think I've seen Adam be in ages so I'm leaning into believing him.

But it is highly suspicious how this is the second homophobic thing that's happened when nothings really happened before. Plus of course he is the hero of the story.

Plus I wouldn't say the guy directed much homophobia towards Adam. By turning round Adam knew there was a high chance the guy would be aggressive in general. I think anyone trying to help out would have got an aggressive response.

 

[Tabitha]

Fleshed out Adam’s wiki with a lot of help from the posts on here so thanks! https://tattle.life/wiki/adam-hattan

it’s like reading satire but it’s actually all true, made me hate him and Gary even more

Looks like Gary deleted the tweet where he said he gets paid to do the washing up from 9 years ago, so he definitely reads here Hi cunt!

 

[Geetbo]

He’s definitely the type to be all sweet and innocent on Grindr, and then one day you just get a picture of his arsehole at 2am.

 

[Mark81]

What is telling is how none of us trust a word Adam says anymore

 

[Mark81]

 

[Geetbo]

Adam is about as spicy as flour so I’m not optimistic. If I have to read a sex scene written by him I think I might actually die.

 

[TheNextStacey]

Hey friends,

I've started a Wiki for Adam so we can capture and archive his best and worst moments.

Adam Hattan Wiki

Adam Hattan (b.16 August 1993), Managing Director and Head of Operations for Hattan Company LTD; Businessman, EPCOT Cultural Representative, Social Media, and Viewer Relations Supervisor at the Walt Disney Company; Digital Marketing Manager, Travel Guide Bestselling Author; Literal Clown...

tattle.life

There's also a lovely pink button at the top of each thread page that will take you there. This is a collaborative effort, so please feel free to contribute. There isn't much there yet, I just wanted to get it going. Cheers!

 

[Mark81]

the ego on this man, you couldn't make it up. Today he went to Stratford Upon Avon to look at a venue for a....book launch. That's right, the guy who lives in Oxford is choosing the home of Shakespeare to launch his book. Not only that, he is charging £39 each for the privilege!

He's going to wdw again soon on a solo trip

AND another classic...he is dealing with 10 to 20 emails per day and acts like he is chained to his desk. Tell me you've never worked without telling me. I'd love just 10 to 20 emails per day!!

I love it when these influencers give themselves away without realising

Finding Him is now on netgalley so those in the publishing industry can do reviews etc.
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(This is all from his latest insta stories if you want to watch)

 

[Mark81]

Oh god the cringe and the ego and smugness

Won't hire an editor...will spend out on a photoshoot for the headshot

He is all about the look and 'acting' the part

 

[Purple Haze]

Adam has one of the worst cases of small man syndrome I’ve ever seen.

 

[starri]

People like Adam and Gary abusing the system is the reason we can't have nice things.

Honestly, for all the good stuff Disney does for people with autism, there's a special place in Hell for people who exploit loopholes in the DAS policy.

 

[Tabitha]

Anyone else flinch when him or Brogan reference sex as ‘spicy’? I just automatically think of a curry and that’s all i see.
Maybe it’s because it’s from the mouths of 2 of the least sexiest people on the planet that my brain cant go there

 

[Geetbo]

Already done my review