Lucy gave this person a special card to go down the rabbit hole (special area of glasto only for the specials and not the normal scum plebs), so sort after that only the special people have it. She’s one of the special people just incase you didn’t know.
I read that and thought “ why do you have to mention that you gave her something”
Saw him in either 2004/2005 at the Bolton arena Peter Kay was a bit of a warm up act and got more applause
She'll already be trying to get herself an ultra exclusive ticket, she'll meet Dave, they'll fall madly in love with each other and they'll be in Ibiza quick as a flash, staring at the rock while he serenades her whilst she floats around on an inflatable avocado or something else equally hilarious. Except Dave's actually a nice chap and that would never happen
what an insult to all your children and husband
have been a bit of lurker 
what baffles me is that with all her money she doesn’t look that great. I’ve been to Glastonbury for the last two years and some of the outfits people wear are unreal - from glitter bomb to festival chic and a lot of these girls don’t have the luxury of off site camping with showers! Her festival look is trying too hard but not quite hitting the mark!She’s a mess! That look went out about 8 years ago!New to this thread
She’s thick as mince.Very immature/low IQ. All goes together.
That’s one hell of a comedown
Notice how these are just other acts she posted until they start to gain traction on social media and all of a sudden she’s the bestest fan of them ever and enjoyed it much more than the normals. It was the same with Elton. She stood at the back barely interested and it gained momentum and she’s now crying at the splendour. Pftpft. So transparent!
Same with the foo fighters! So many of their names would have worked well with her gang, I can imagine her naming a child Grohl, or Taylor, even bloody Dave! Now her poor kids stuck with the middle names Egg Butty and Santa Claus! They could have been Elton, Dave, Rocket man! Anything but egg bleeping butty!
Unicorn prince for the winSame with the foo fighters! So many of their names would have worked well with her gang, I can imagine her naming a child Grohl, or Taylor, even bloody Dave! Now her poor kids stuck with the middle names Egg Butty and Santa Claus! They could have been Elton, Dave, Rocket man! Anything but egg bleeping butty!
Super Duper, Santa Claus, Unicorn Prince - poor Egg Butty really got the roughest deal! Rocket Man, Monkey Wrench, Sunday Rain, Weenie Beenie, Sonic Highway, Everlong, Tiny Dancer....so many options!Same with the foo fighters! So many of their names would have worked well with her gang, I can imagine her naming a child Grohl, or Taylor, even bloody Dave! Now her poor kids stuck with the middle names Egg Butty and Santa Claus! They could have been Elton, Dave, Rocket man! Anything but egg bleeping butty!
imagine filling out for your driving license or bank account or jobs or anything and having to put egg butty as your middle namesguaranteed he will change his name to get rid of that middle name the moment he turns 18! I can fully imagine banks etc rejecting their applications for accounts and jobs they apply for having their applications dismissed purely on the basis that they think it's a joke or the kids are messing them around, because who the duck has Super Duper as a middle name, let alone Egg Butty! it's like Lucy saw that meme about "what would your kid be called of you had named them after your pregnancy cravings" and used it as inspiration to name her son, instead of as the joke it was meant to be, thinking she was being super wild and creative, when all she has done is lumber her kids with the burden of a string of embarrassing names.I feel like queen got the best of a bad bunch of middle names tbh! Bunny Monroe doesn’t seem so bad compared to the others
