2023 Celebrity Death Pool #6 Ha Ha Ha Ha Staying Alive, Staying Alive

[Sir Lancelot]

I wish we'd known this before this new thread started, we could have named it #6 Rolf Is Dead or something. Hmpf. THAT BASTARD.

 

[pixieroo]

My husband text me saying "Rolf, dead"

And I responded "Yayyyy! About fucking time"

I don't even have a list, I just enjoy this thread!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

We have a few hours left in May.

Some worthy names from the May Bonus list include:

Bill Oddie
Celine Dion
Cliff Richard
Clint Eastwood
David Attenborough
Derek Draper
Eamon Homes
Jamie Foxx
Jimmy Tarbuck
Lauren Harries
Liza Minnelli (who somehow is not dead yet)
Maggie Smith
Mary Berry
Matt Goss
Mick Jagger
Noel Edmonds
Petula Clark
Philip Schofield
Ron Jeremy
Sam Smith
Steven Tyler
Vanessa Redgrave

... and more!

There is still time for one of 'em to drop dead!

 

[Serene Serena]

I once gave an ex a lap dance to Tina Turner’s “Private Dancer”, I think it is only right that I share that with you all in her honour.

Is that why he's an ex?

RIP Tina, an absolute legend.

 

[maharini]

No mention of date of death, just that the death has been registered. How soon do you need to register a death after the person has tied their kangaroo down?

Sky are saying he died on the 10th, at home with his family around him. More than he deserved. Funeral already held.

 

[JoJo76]

Our local opticians have a new mural every month. This was done today.

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

I’m beginning to think nobody is ever going to die ever again…..

 

[Serene Serena]

A workmate just told me she’d heard Michael Barrymore had died. She said everyone was talking about it on the bus. Is this true? I’m wondering if there’s a local chap called Michael Barrymore who’s died rather than the swimming pool murderer.

 

[Meangirl815]

I hear schofield is looking for a new job... He might fancy deputy death lister

 

[Sir Lancelot]

The term 'celebrity' is being used loosely.
If we know who they are, they count.

Rose West. Madeleine. The woman who put a cat in a bin. They all count.

 

[Serene Serena]

Boris Johnson should die of shame by the weekend.

 

[Serene Serena]

Sky are saying he died on the 10th, at home with his family around him. More than he deserved. Funeral already held.

So the private ambulance was called the next day to take his body straight to the nearest incinerator?

I hate the way they’re saying he’s been laid to rest. He doesn’t deserve rest. He deserves eternal damnation.

 

[GlitteryKitten]

WE HAVE A DEATH, WOO!

 

[Meangirl815]

Out of breath from running here so quickly!!

WE HAVE POINTS!!!!
(not me I didn't even commit to a list but I'm part of the group anyway dammit )

 

[JuneJuneHannah]

Lauren Harries now in an induced coma following a seizure. Potential points soon if anyone has her.
---
Just checked and Lauren hasn't made the list. Celebrity was pushing it to be fair.

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Talking of adjacents, Reaper is really rubbing it in now:

We were recently talking about Sue Nicholls, from Corrie, who also played Nadia Popov in Rentaghost.

A Russian man was reportedly killed by a shark this week.
His name?
Vladimir Popov.

FFS

 

[Brummiebird]

Len Goodman, Paul O’Grady, Barry Humphries and now Tina Turner. It’s all the queer icons that are being taken, someone lock up Cher, Claire from Steps and Lady Gaga now please!

 

[Flowerpotgirl]

From the Popbitch email today
“Wondered if the National Enquirer would calm down a bit after all its recent troubles? Erm... This week's cover: "Who'll Die Next? Cher, Jamie Foxx, Liza Minnelli, Gene Hackman or Elton John (Celebrity Timebombs ON THE BRINK!)"

They have their list too apparently

 

[Brummiebird]

Every time a celebrity who has died as of late, I’ve had the news broken to me by this person. Paul O’Grady, Paul Cattermole, Rolf Harris and now Tina - They even broke the news that B&M may be closing down to me . They’re faster than any news source.

That’s nothing, I knew before it happened apparently

 

[Mrs Fluff]

Nothing on google about him?
Celine Dion has cancelled her world tour and Esther Rantzen now stage 4, maybe points incoming soon?!

I first read that as Esther Rantzen cancelling her world tour