Thread title is from @rabbitinheadlights
You win a giant kebab: the type they have in a kebab shop. Whilst you eat it, remember to kid on about your weightloss and near perfect motivation whilst telling us words can't do it justice.
Thread summary.
Repetitive sales and marketing stories on the gram for weeks.
Dog walking. 6k steps a day. Repeated boring step stories. Every single day for weeks.
Same carousel of crap stories as always.
New type of vehicle one upmanship is happening. In addition to his new bike and new car, he was looking to buy a 'brand new' campervan. Not just new. Brand new. You boasting or bragging John the con? And your rented garage isn't big enough for it all.
This was his latest Rolex type of wealth flexing rubbish.
He donated a lot of vet and specialised dog food that Frank no longer eats to a hedgehog sanctuary. He then turned into the Prince of hedgehogs and went on a paypal fundraising mission for them. It culminated in him auctioning off his sample ripoff recipe log books for a minimum of £20 a go. He paid £1500 for the lot...Because he's 'thorough for you guys'
.
He posted photos of another lady as a TMP
success story. He used her images but he said he's deleted her message. Managed to save photos first and then delete the message - sure Jan John.
The link he posted to her account is a dead end. He got called out in the comments but she magically appeared to defend him and say its real and his methods work. More credit than I'd give him if he deleted my details but then shared my photos without tagging me correctly.
A few Tattlers have spotted a number of posts on F'book where there are screen shots of him being his authentic rude self to women that asked him for advice on his posts. As always, he portrays one image on social media but gets real John nasty in the dm's.
A new carousel of stories most days but the same sales pitch for his ebooks and old books.
A time for reflection for John too. A look back at his 'journey' . But in true John the con style he didn't advocate calorie deficit or consistency. Oh no, he wanted everyone to see what he's binged on with his disordered eating of giant kebabs and sugar and still lost exactly the weight he wanted to.
He's not mentioned his studies in a while. Did all the effort get in the way of another Netflix boxset?
He's had a friend's son join him on work experience. The kid will think twice if he watched that story as John went on to say he hopes the kids doesn't think it's all watching you tube as he'll need to work - and he can be like Hitler. That's how he was with his own kids
. Those statements explain a lot!
The holiday got booked for his anniversary of a year off the booze
. And he's doing the North coast 500 in a rented campervan. No sign of a brand new purchase just yet so watch this space. But he booked to go in peak midge season by choosing to spend his anniversary there - he's toxic though. His venom might make the midges leave him alone.
He's pushing his snap chat again. Ew and no. Grown man acting like a teen etc etc.
Insta lives are back on again. This time he's kidding on that he's in touch with C and her dog. And of course, her weightloss is down to him. Now, C did the hard yards for herself but as always he thinks it was all him. His delusions remain strong and as big as his appetite for kebab.
The week of the responsibility of a work experience boy called 'little Andrew'. A friend's son joined him and it turned out to be a less than ideal for an impressionable teen. Handwriting practice, copying recipes from his rip off recipe books. All to create a meal prep. The kid even got to complete with washing up. He also learned about ad hoc TMP swearing and all round unprofessionalism. He then did a dirty delete of one story showing his potty mouth when called out here.
Was probably the longest week of the kids life, trapped with TMP.
Still, one bonus is the dog got less screen time as a result
.
Binge time to finish the last Friday in July. He had two double burgers as a 'post workout' meal
. Portion control and deficit eh.
Despite showing his freezer treats and saying he was going to keep them and use willpower, only a day or two later he buckled and ate the lot in a 1am binge. All the cooking chocolate bars and a chaser of pitta breads, 6 cheese slices and a tin of rice pudding.
He then tried gaslighting everyone the next day into believing this is normal and not a problem and he will get straight back into calorie deficit. No mention of any sensible advice or even a reason why he did it. And still people seek his guidance.
He went online Sunday to say he was visiting Frank's sister so wouldn't be meal prepping that day. So what happened to the work experience boy's preps?!
Neither of them work so why did he have to go on a Sunday? But let's not forget that he and C used to visit Frank every Sunday, mid meal prep! Weak excuses JtC. Weak.
More footage of the grass being held hostage and Frank looking at it from behind his prison bars. He only uses it to take pics for the gram. This week a hedgehog wandered in. He didn't even put out any food or water for it, despite his previous weeks role as Chief Hedgehog Ambassador to the U.N.
Started a new week strong by complaining about the cost of posting a book to China (£49). Don't knock the prices JtC. If its an old book then look to yourself because you lost your publishing and fulfillment route due to your own behaviour. If it was a 'give away' meal planner sample, also look at yourself as you didn't specify UK only.
The grand unveiling of the new Computer he didn't need but wanted. He also slipped in that he bought the top priced model even though he was showing a lesser one on stories. If you want it JtC, then payout and be quiet about money. It's not humble. It's bragging. And stop with all the, it's for making content for you lot crap. Take notice too that he's upgrading the rest of his kit to produce a pod cast. That joy to come maybe
He's still acting all mystic Meg
and his 'expert' opinion is that houses will practically be given away in a years time. Sure John. You keep renting and ruining carpets whilst sharing your opinions. You'll still not buy one, even if they are.
Frank the dog has been taken far less on any 'off lead', open walks and far more on urban streets on the lead. In an accident waiting to happen, he slipped his retractable lead. The same type of lead that JtC said he wouldn't use. But then he did anyway. The dog ran away from JtC and out into traffic. It scared the dog and JtC. He got home and went all 'GCSE Drama practical' on his stories - ranting and raving, hurling the lead into the bin, talked for days of the incident. Absolutely nothing though in terms of taking ownership for his part in it!
He's now got an 'idiot string' wrist strap for the lead and in typical JtC style, takes the dog on a few off lead walks again and without the idiot string.
A long overdue TT car crash soon followed. JtC baiting people and being an absolute
in comments. He then did a dirty delete next day. Standard.
He's sharing a lot of what he thinks is motivational type videos and memes. It's more of a window into the type of crap that motivates him.
He shared a poll on whether he should get Frank a girlfriend. Ridiculous really considering Frank is an intact male and hardly best kept. The carpets can't take much more.
Another Sunday night chocolate binge but this time he upped the ante. He published photos of C on his sofa cuddling both dogs. They weren't exactly flattering and a far cry from what she posts. Jury was out on whether they are recent or old. Timing aside, a sneaky thing to do and peak JtC.
Instatwattery is never far away with him. He put out beggy posts for a dog birthday cake and yet another tech expert. Maybe if he took the time to research and properly pay for one they'd complete the job and he would have an app and book sales up by now.
Annnd then we were back in the jewellers. The one he thinks is a cut above the others because they gave him a coffee and a biscuit
and made his wallet feel special. Allegedly he bought the Rolex and ordered a second - jury is out and he needs to up his contents insurance and stop advertising his holiday plans to thieves. Anyway. He said it is his gift to himself for a year sober. His words not mine and after all, no one else is going to buy him anything. He also added in comments on TT that he's going to have a Ferrari soon enough. The best part is his assertion that the thousands of 
saved by not drinking have paid for it 
. More like the ebooks have!
Some lazy parking to pop into the shop. Right on a junction and certainly not what the highway code advises. Great for upping your steps. Cracking reflection though of his spare kebab tyre in the car window.
Going into the weekend strong with some first class twattery. The old stirring 'individual' posted again about C to the meal prep Facebook group. Just like last time they called out C as fake, using C's own photos and those that JtC recently posted that were less than flattering as a comparison. Comments were on fire with people calling him out as underhand etc. Interesting to note though that his posts over on this Facebook group, from his millions of followers barely even get like's in double figures.
Meanwhile he's over on Instagram, acting innocent and coming over all Alan Sugar cos he 'works' whilst walking by listening to business podcasts.
On Tik Tok, yet another of his many personalities is arguing in the comments on his posts.
This manchild could start a fight in an empty room.
The mods on the Facebook group - which includes him - turned off comments but left the post up
.
Sunday was spent moaning about the cost of two coffees. Nah mate. You just a wanted us to see you had company. The undateable then posted a poll to ask if he should start dating. No results shown yet. Wonder why?!
He went to visit J. She's just lost her husband and brother but the TMP decided it would make great content to post her on a story with a caption saying to imagine her on Tinder. A complete invasion of privacy and such bad taste. But That's TMP.
He shared a meal prep success story. Except its not down to him. This guy has worked hard and done extremely well by following a legit and professional meal prep account.
Back to his holiday. He has now planned and shared his NC500 route. Standby for plenty more of what came next because he's getting all wistful as he approaches his sober anniversary. According to him, he can't remember most of his adult years due to alcohol. So he's looking to make some new memories and wants fans and followers to say hello
.
Also dropped in that he's got a house sitter for his trip.
No Sunday mealprep as he's not got time. So he's got to feed them box meals which goes against what he stands for... Which is what JtC? What exactly do you stand for? Double standards, inconsistency, lies and exaggeration is what we see. As for time, you've to watch less Netflix!
His expert boxing status took a beating. He incorrectly predicted Joshua would lose.
More shopping for a seven day trip. He's buying like it's a trek to the north pole rather than a drive to Scotland and back. All the gear and no idea.
He then added that he's not going on the NC500 alone. He went shopping for his trip. He also bought food for the house sitter. Whoever is going with him to Scotland is gluten free as he bought their snacks too.
Plenty of stories about his long time coming app again. £15.00 a month when it goes live! 601 'new' recipes though
And then we are off! On the road to Scotland in his rented van. Mystery passenger is filming the drive. Arrived and went to the chippy very late to discover no fish and chips so he had a pizza. No word on gluten free mystery guest. I guess she had gluten free snacks for tea.
He's working hard to keep his guest off camera but we can hear her voice. All his previous trips across the border that he told us about saw him take a lady friend so it seems this trip is no different.
It's Scotland. And it's incredibly beautiful. Unrivalled even. But because it's JtC, his approach is that of a toddler on a nursery trip. Limited vocabulary (words don't do it justice/ beautiful / amazing and repeat until we are all dizzy) and marvelling at the every day things like blue skies, beaches and mountains. Fascinated by farmyard animals too.
Odd choices of campsites. More, sitting in the van, in a field, in the dark and eating snacks than camping.
The 'friend' is out paddle boarding and he's convinced himself the haters are screenshotting as they've nothing better to do. Tragic really that he's on the NC500 and cares so much for about the opinions of others that he's addressing it on Instagram instead of living his life in the moment.
Rounded his trip off in true TMP style by banging on yet again about Irn Bru and haters cancelling his campsite reservations. No John. We talk here. Nowhere else.
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online qualification
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
You win a giant kebab: the type they have in a kebab shop. Whilst you eat it, remember to kid on about your weightloss and near perfect motivation whilst telling us words can't do it justice.
Thread summary.
Repetitive sales and marketing stories on the gram for weeks.
Dog walking. 6k steps a day. Repeated boring step stories. Every single day for weeks.
Same carousel of crap stories as always.
New type of vehicle one upmanship is happening. In addition to his new bike and new car, he was looking to buy a 'brand new' campervan. Not just new. Brand new. You boasting or bragging John the con? And your rented garage isn't big enough for it all.
This was his latest Rolex type of wealth flexing rubbish.
He donated a lot of vet and specialised dog food that Frank no longer eats to a hedgehog sanctuary. He then turned into the Prince of hedgehogs and went on a paypal fundraising mission for them. It culminated in him auctioning off his sample ripoff recipe log books for a minimum of £20 a go. He paid £1500 for the lot...Because he's 'thorough for you guys'
.He posted photos of another lady as a TMP
success story. He used her images but he said he's deleted her message. Managed to save photos first and then delete the message - sure The link he posted to her account is a dead end. He got called out in the comments but she magically appeared to defend him and say its real and his methods work. More credit than I'd give him if he deleted my details but then shared my photos without tagging me correctly.
A few Tattlers have spotted a number of posts on F'book where there are screen shots of him being his authentic rude self to women that asked him for advice on his posts. As always, he portrays one image on social media but gets real John nasty in the dm's.
A new carousel of stories most days but the same sales pitch for his ebooks and old books.
A time for reflection for John too. A look back at his 'journey' . But in true John the con style he didn't advocate calorie deficit or consistency. Oh no, he wanted everyone to see what he's binged on with his disordered eating of giant kebabs and sugar and still lost exactly the weight he wanted to.
He's not mentioned his studies in a while. Did all the effort get in the way of another Netflix boxset?
He's had a friend's son join him on work experience. The kid will think twice if he watched that story as John went on to say he hopes the kids doesn't think it's all watching you tube as he'll need to work - and he can be like Hitler. That's how he was with his own kids
. Those statements explain a lot!The holiday got booked for his anniversary of a year off the booze
. And he's doing the North coast 500 in a rented campervan. No sign of a brand new purchase just yet so watch this space. But he booked to go in peak midge season by choosing to spend his anniversary there - he's toxic though. His venom might make the midges leave him alone.He's pushing his snap chat again. Ew and no. Grown man acting like a teen etc etc.
Insta lives are back on again. This time he's kidding on that he's in touch with C and her dog. And of course, her weightloss is down to him. Now, C did the hard yards for herself but as always he thinks it was all him. His delusions remain strong and as big as his appetite for kebab.
The week of the responsibility of a work experience boy called 'little Andrew'. A friend's son joined him and it turned out to be a less than ideal for an impressionable teen. Handwriting practice, copying recipes from his rip off recipe books. All to create a meal prep. The kid even got to complete with washing up. He also learned about ad hoc TMP
swearing and all round unprofessionalism. He then did a dirty delete of one story showing his potty mouth when called out here.Was probably the longest week of the kids life, trapped with TMP
.Still, one bonus is the dog got less screen time as a result
.Binge time to finish the last Friday in July. He had two double burgers as a 'post workout' meal
. Portion control and deficit eh.Despite showing his freezer treats and saying he was going to keep them and use willpower, only a day or two later he buckled and ate the lot in a 1am binge. All the cooking chocolate bars and a chaser of pitta breads, 6 cheese slices and a tin of rice pudding.
He then tried gaslighting everyone the next day into believing this is normal and not a problem and he will get straight back into calorie deficit. No mention of any sensible advice or even a reason why he did it. And still people seek his guidance
.He went online Sunday to say he was visiting Frank's sister so wouldn't be meal prepping that day. So what happened to the work experience boy's preps?!
Neither of them work so why did he have to go on a Sunday? But let's not forget that he and C used to visit Frank every Sunday, mid meal prep! Weak excuses JtC. Weak.
More footage of the grass being held hostage and Frank looking at it from behind his prison bars. He only uses it to take pics for the gram. This week a hedgehog wandered in. He didn't even put out any food or water for it, despite his previous weeks role as Chief Hedgehog Ambassador to the U.N.
Started a new week strong by complaining about the cost of posting a book to China (£49). Don't knock the prices JtC. If its an old book then look to yourself because you lost your publishing and fulfillment route due to your own behaviour. If it was a 'give away' meal planner sample, also look at yourself as you didn't specify UK only.
The grand unveiling of the new Computer he didn't need but wanted. He also slipped in that he bought the top priced model even though he was showing a lesser one on stories. If you want it JtC, then payout and be quiet about money. It's not humble. It's bragging. And stop with all the, it's for making content for you lot crap. Take notice too that he's upgrading the rest of his kit to produce a pod cast
. That joy to come maybeHe's still acting all mystic Meg
and his 'expert' opinion is that houses will practically be given away in a years time. Sure John. You keep renting and ruining carpets whilst sharing your opinions. You'll still not buy one, even if they are.Frank the dog has been taken far less on any 'off lead', open walks and far more on urban streets on the lead. In an accident waiting to happen, he slipped his retractable lead. The same type of lead that JtC said he wouldn't use. But then he did anyway
. The dog ran away from JtC and out into traffic. It scared the dog and JtC. He got home and went all 'GCSE Drama practical' on his stories - ranting and raving, hurling the lead into the bin, talked for days of the incident. Absolutely nothing though in terms of taking ownership for his part in it!He's now got an 'idiot string' wrist strap for the lead and in typical JtC style, takes the dog on a few off lead walks again
and without the idiot string.A long overdue TT car crash soon followed. JtC baiting people and being an absolute
in comments. He then did a dirty delete next day. Standard.He's sharing a lot of what he thinks is motivational type videos and memes. It's more of a window into the type of crap that motivates him.
He shared a poll on whether he should get Frank a girlfriend. Ridiculous really considering Frank is an intact male and hardly best kept. The carpets can't take much more.
Another Sunday night chocolate binge but this time he upped the ante. He published photos of C on his sofa cuddling both dogs. They weren't exactly flattering and a far cry from what she posts. Jury was out on whether they are recent or old. Timing aside, a sneaky thing to do and peak JtC.
Instatwattery is never far away with him. He put out beggy posts for a dog birthday cake and yet another tech expert. Maybe if he took the time to research and properly pay for one they'd complete the job and he would have an app and book sales up by now.
Annnd then we were back in the jewellers. The one he thinks is a cut above the others because they gave him a coffee and a biscuit
and made his wallet feel special. Allegedly he bought the Rolex and ordered a second - jury is out and he needs to up his contents insurance and stop advertising his holiday plans to thieves. Anyway. He said it is his gift to himself for a year sober. His words not mine and after all, no one else is going to buy him anything. He also added in comments on TT that he's going to have a Ferrari soon enough. The best part is his assertion that the thousands of saved by not drinking have paid for it . More like the ebooks have!Some lazy parking to pop into the shop. Right on a junction and certainly not what the highway code advises. Great for upping your steps
. Cracking reflection though of his spare kebab tyre in the car window.Going into the weekend strong with some first class twattery. The old stirring 'individual' posted again about C to the meal prep Facebook group. Just like last time they called out C as fake, using C's own photos and those that JtC recently posted that were less than flattering as a comparison. Comments were on fire with people calling him out as underhand etc. Interesting to note though that his posts over on this Facebook group, from his millions of followers barely even get like's in double figures.
Meanwhile he's over on Instagram, acting innocent and coming over all Alan Sugar cos he 'works' whilst walking by listening to business podcasts
.On Tik Tok, yet another of his many personalities is arguing in the comments on his posts.
This manchild could start a fight in an empty room.
The mods on the Facebook group - which includes him - turned off comments but left the post up
.Sunday was spent moaning about the cost of two coffees. Nah mate. You just a wanted us to see you had company. The undateable then posted a poll to ask if he should start dating. No results shown yet. Wonder why?!
He went to visit J. She's just lost her husband and brother but the TMP
decided it would make great content to post her on a story with a caption saying to imagine her on Tinder. A complete invasion of privacy and such bad taste. But That's TMP.He shared a meal prep success story. Except its not down to him
. This guy has worked hard and done extremely well by following a legit and professional meal prep account.Back to his holiday. He has now planned and shared his NC500 route. Standby for plenty more of what came next because he's getting all wistful as he approaches his sober anniversary. According to him, he can't remember most of his adult years due to alcohol. So he's looking to make some new memories and wants fans and followers to say hello
.Also dropped in that he's got a house sitter for his trip.
No Sunday mealprep as he's not got time
. So he's got to feed them box meals which goes against what he stands for... Which is what JtC? What exactly do you stand for? Double standards, inconsistency, lies and exaggeration is what we see. As for time, you've to watch less Netflix!His expert boxing status took a beating. He incorrectly predicted Joshua would lose
.More shopping for a seven day trip. He's buying like it's a trek to the north pole rather than a drive to Scotland and back. All the gear and no idea.
He then added that he's not going on the NC500 alone. He went shopping for his trip. He also bought food for the house sitter. Whoever is going with him to Scotland is gluten free as he bought their snacks too.
Plenty of stories about his long time coming app again. £15.00 a month when it goes live! 601 'new' recipes though
And then we are off! On the road to Scotland in his rented van. Mystery passenger is filming the drive. Arrived and went to the chippy very late to discover no fish and chips
so he had a pizza. No word on gluten free mystery guest. I guess she had gluten free snacks for tea.He's working hard to keep his guest off camera but we can hear her voice. All his previous trips across the border that he told us about saw him take a lady friend so it seems this trip is no different.
It's Scotland. And it's incredibly beautiful. Unrivalled even. But because it's JtC, his approach is that of a toddler on a nursery trip. Limited vocabulary (words don't do it justice/ beautiful / amazing and repeat until we are all dizzy) and marvelling at the every day things like blue skies, beaches and mountains. Fascinated by farmyard animals too.
Odd choices of campsites. More, sitting in the van, in a field, in the dark and eating snacks than camping.
The 'friend' is out paddle boarding and he's convinced himself the haters are screenshotting as they've nothing better to do. Tragic really that he's on the NC500 and cares so much for about the opinions of others that he's addressing it on Instagram instead of living his life in the moment.
Rounded his trip off in true TMP
style by banging on yet again about Irn Bru and haters cancelling his campsite reservations. No John. We talk here. Nowhere else.A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online qualification
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
