He’s lazy, he lies and thick as a plank. Nothing left in his life but a dog named Frank
Thread title is from @ghostriderhere
You win a kebab and a cold shower. Make sure to shout at us about how 'amaaaazin' they were.
Thread summary.
- Back from his NC500 trip and immediately abandoned his meal prep that he was 'non negotiable' and coming back to do on Sunday. 'Consistency is key' is what you say JtC. We say reliably unreliable cos you rarely use your own advice as this showed.
The reason he gave that he abandoned a prep was his house sitter left the place a mess and he had to clean. Took a day to do the kitchen apparently. I say apparently as no pics were shared on this occasion by Captain Overshare.
- He did however manage to put out a new sales stories carousel and post about Tug boat Frank the dog.
He's also had to fumigate and disinfect the camper for it's return. That's what took him all day. Scraping snacks from crevices.
He then went off to visit Joan. Used the time to criticise the new owner of Frank's house choices of updates. The concept of personal choice evades him.
- Whilst all of this is going on, C is playing a blinder in demonstrating how to find meal prep time in order to to save time
.
- His return has been full of the free calender 🥱
and his alcohol free year pats on the back. He's also planning to go back and do that holiday in reverse during winter. I see less enthusiasm for it once it gets cold. Time will tell.
- Batch cooking a pasta dish to make a sauce from onion and sweet potato that needed using up. Absolutely not a meal prep so doesn't count but that's two weekends back from Scotland with no meal prep.
- He did finally do a big shop though and talked endlessly of how much and what and why. So why not prep then?!
- An urgent trip to ikea needed for new pint glasses. He didn't actually go in the end but someone made the mistake of asking why he needed them if he doesn't drink.
That's all he's talked about since. Endless content that he thought was funny. It wasn't.
He also referenced trolls/haters. A lot. He's fully invested in their lives whilst conveniently forgetting he's been directly trolling others online as we have seen. Do as he says, not as he does.
- Saturday meal prep. Yes folks, he finally did the thing that he's supposed to do based upon his brand. And at the end of the day, we had a doorstep sat confession. Of sorts. As Queen Elizabeth II once famously said, 'recollections may vary' and a Tattler local to this Oscar winning/GCSE drama practical does indeed challenge it.
He said a lot, summarised as - Last year's breakdown was caused by his youngest writing to him to say she was done with him. Apparently years ago, he'd been to the pub with his last couple of hours contact time with her and got hammered. Mum was rightly so hacked off at the irresponsibility that she withdrew contact. He persued this through family court for years. He admitted on insta he was lying at the time, by saying he'd not been drinking. Years of court drama whittled into a few (too many) insta stories and we learned his daughters letters to him over this period went from missing him to not. So he gave up the court case he was apparently set to win, got drunk and went on those infamous lives. His views on events are not always to be relied upon so make of it what you will but he got what he wanted - a truck load of sympathy messages that he did of course share to stories.
He still didn't say how he got the eye and nose damage though 🥱
- Sunday is a new day and Frank the dog's birthday. He'd bought a dog birthday cake and planned a day at the beach - so Southport it was. The dog got a swim and a double puppacino. Well done Frank because you deserve all of that and more.
To finish the dog birthday strong and in peak JtC self styled 'expert' mode there was a particularly sweary rant about the NHS offering Semaglutide injections.
It was neither educated nor informed and he somehow felt it was making the NHS money?!
Late night hot air from him is nothing new. His solution? Shift all his excess book stock. 10k meal prep books for the NHS. Sure John. That'll fix weight issues for people.
- A week of endless stories shilling his wares. A Christmas countdown with what you could lose. More stories of people who do actually meal prep losing weight and him living vicariously by sharing the tit out of it. Counts as meal prep right?
- He finally made it to IKEA. He eventually unwrapped the new computer and decided his office set up wasn't good enough to be productive. So decided to move things a couple of inches to the right and spend more money. That'll make such a difference to your productivity John!
- A new reel got made in his new office set up, based upon the work experience boy meal prep. And then shared on repeat stories and the grid. Still no new meal prep though
. It's his way. Why do new preps when you can shamelessly share the tit out of the old ones.
- He didn't meal prep one Sunday so he could meet a lady he's been chatting to about 'personal loss.' In a rare moment of having his act together he wisely chose not to share that.
But Monday comes around and the sales pitches for his merch continue.
- Can't not mention that he shouted about how the app was due out 'on the weekend' early in the thread - surprise surprise - it wasn't. Nor was it ever mentioned again. Until quite some time later he said it would be out for Christmas as well as the new book
- Office that sees no real work done got a wallpapering and the bedroom got new flooring. The lounge got new carpet.
- A new friend got featured in stories but she was only shown from the waist down.
- Scotland is possible for boxing day. He just can't decide. It's hard when you are so busy doing nothing.
- Despite a planned surgery (nose job) man flu and antibiotics he started Hard 75 again. And he's starting to read Atomic habits. Again. He might finish it this time
.
Can't see the 75 working out. Not with the nose job booked in for a few weeks time. Typical John though said he would be back in the gym the very next day.
- The trainer king took a new delivery of yet more white trainers and wasted no time showing them off. Tone deaf as always.
- Dog, socks, trainers, read, 75 - ten days of ground hog day.
- Whilst he did say he was meal prepping ahead of surgery he decided that the best way to achieve this as a meal prep account was to get the containers out, wish everyone a great Sunday and go about it off camera. If indeed it every really happened at all. I think the only reason he jarred some fruit and veg was so he could make a 'Monday morning fridge of dreams' reel that would look different to the one that he usually shares a thousand times.
- He also maintained he would keep the hard 75 going, even through surgery.
On the day of the surgery he decided to eat meat balls and spaghetti for breakfast. Even though he didn't want it. He missed a golden opportunity there to poach eggs and post a story of cutting into them.
Only he can have an afternoon general surgery and have a full blown meal for breakfast!
- No idea what's happening with the dog during the nose job surgery. He's only shared that he was worried about the anaesthetic. No mention of anything practical. He did a 'live' from his pre op bed. I couldn't bring myself to watch it.
He eventually got his private nose job done after banging on about fear and anaesthetic and having to be persuaded to go ahead after they inserted the canula for anaesthetic. He got home and admitted he'd need to give the gym the swerve as we all predicted. He said his anaesthetic fears come from having an op as a child that went wrong and led to multiple follow up ops.
- Little trip to the Mc Drive through by him for a friend. And he brings his home made chicken sandwich because he's doing the 75
- app and book go live in December. I think he meant 2023 but watch this space
- apparently he's qualified in nutrition. I say apparently as no certificate shown
- a Q&A. Cherry picked questions, rude and know it all answers and a dig at C qualifying as a PT (irony escaped him here - he's just online qualified in nutrition
). It had the lot, including his plan to move to the Highlands and build his own house.
- Did a live to only 9 of his billions of followers. Six of them probably came for the dog
- banging on about haters again. A lot. Offering a meal prep for four for £40 in response as it clearly hit a nerve. He gets all his best ideas from Tattle. Then he spoils them with himself.
- another 'inspirational' post to finish the thread strong and confirm his misogynistic tendencies by shamelessly generalising and putting all overweight women into leggings and patterned dresses. He was trying to be cocky and clever to get people buying books and tupperware but it backfired big time as comments showed. He had a good go at raising his engagement though by picking fights and inflammatory remarks.
- finished the thread with a fashion faux pas. The aim was motivating everyone to put on clothes that now fit after losing weight. No idea why he opted for bright yellow but he did harness his inner big bird
Number of meal preps done in the timeline of the last thread - 1 for sure or maybe 2. The jury is out on the pre op one as he didn't really show much. Bizarre considering it's his USP
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill
Procrastinate
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
Thread title is from @ghostriderhere
You win a kebab and a cold shower. Make sure to shout at us about how 'amaaaazin' they were.
Thread summary.
- Back from his NC500 trip and immediately abandoned his meal prep that he was 'non negotiable' and coming back to do on Sunday. 'Consistency is key' is what you say JtC. We say reliably unreliable cos you rarely use your own advice as this showed.
The reason he gave that he abandoned a prep was his house sitter left the place a mess and he had to clean. Took a day to do the kitchen apparently. I say apparently as no pics were shared on this occasion by Captain Overshare.
- He did however manage to put out a new sales stories carousel and post about Tug boat Frank the dog.
He's also had to fumigate and disinfect the camper for it's return. That's what took him all day. Scraping snacks from crevices.
He then went off to visit Joan. Used the time to criticise the new owner of Frank's house choices of updates. The concept of personal choice evades him.
- Whilst all of this is going on, C is playing a blinder in demonstrating how to find meal prep time in order to to save time
. - His return has been full of the free calender 🥱
and his alcohol free year pats on the back. He's also planning to go back and do that holiday in reverse during winter. I see less enthusiasm for it once it gets cold. Time will tell. - Batch cooking a pasta dish to make a sauce from onion and sweet potato that needed using up. Absolutely not a meal prep so doesn't count but that's two weekends back from Scotland with no meal prep.
- He did finally do a big shop though and talked endlessly of how much and what and why. So why not prep then?!
- An urgent trip to ikea needed for new pint glasses. He didn't actually go in the end but someone made the mistake of asking why he needed them if he doesn't drink.
That's all he's talked about since. Endless content that he thought was funny. It wasn't.
He also referenced trolls/haters. A lot. He's fully invested in their lives whilst conveniently forgetting he's been directly trolling others online as we have seen. Do as he says, not as he does.
- Saturday meal prep. Yes folks, he finally did the thing that he's supposed to do based upon his brand. And at the end of the day, we had a doorstep sat confession. Of sorts. As Queen Elizabeth II once famously said, 'recollections may vary' and a Tattler local to this Oscar winning/GCSE drama practical does indeed challenge it.
He said a lot, summarised as - Last year's breakdown was caused by his youngest writing to him to say she was done with him. Apparently years ago, he'd been to the pub with his last couple of hours contact time with her and got hammered. Mum was rightly so hacked off at the irresponsibility that she withdrew contact. He persued this through family court for years. He admitted on insta he was lying at the time, by saying he'd not been drinking. Years of court drama whittled into a few (too many) insta stories and we learned his daughters letters to him over this period went from missing him to not. So he gave up the court case he was apparently set to win, got drunk and went on those infamous lives. His views on events are not always to be relied upon so make of it what you will but he got what he wanted - a truck load of sympathy messages that he did of course share to stories.
He still didn't say how he got the eye and nose damage though 🥱
- Sunday is a new day and Frank the dog's birthday. He'd bought a dog birthday cake and planned a day at the beach - so Southport it was. The dog got a swim and a double puppacino. Well done Frank because you deserve all of that and more.
To finish the dog birthday strong and in peak JtC self styled 'expert' mode there was a particularly sweary rant about the NHS offering Semaglutide injections.
It was neither educated nor informed and he somehow felt it was making the NHS money?!
Late night hot air from him is nothing new. His solution? Shift all his excess book stock. 10k meal prep books for the NHS. Sure John. That'll fix weight issues for people.
- A week of endless stories shilling his wares. A Christmas countdown with what you could lose. More stories of people who do actually meal prep losing weight and him living vicariously by sharing the tit out of it. Counts as meal prep right?
- He finally made it to IKEA. He eventually unwrapped the new computer and decided his office set up wasn't good enough to be productive. So decided to move things a couple of inches to the right and spend more money. That'll make such a difference to your productivity John!
- A new reel got made in his new office set up, based upon the work experience boy meal prep. And then shared on repeat stories and the grid. Still no new meal prep though
. It's his way. Why do new preps when you can shamelessly share the tit out of the old ones. - He didn't meal prep one Sunday so he could meet a lady he's been chatting to about 'personal loss.' In a rare moment of having his act together he wisely chose not to share that.
But Monday comes around and the sales pitches for his merch continue.
- Can't not mention that he shouted about how the app was due out 'on the weekend' early in the thread - surprise surprise - it wasn't. Nor was it ever mentioned again. Until quite some time later he said it would be out for Christmas as well as the new book
- Office that sees no real work done got a wallpapering and the bedroom got new flooring. The lounge got new carpet.
- A new friend got featured in stories but she was only shown from the waist down
. - Scotland is possible for boxing day. He just can't decide. It's hard when you are so busy doing nothing.
- Despite a planned surgery (nose job) man flu and antibiotics he started Hard 75 again. And he's starting to read Atomic habits. Again. He might finish it this time
. Can't see the 75 working out. Not with the nose job booked in for a few weeks time. Typical John though said he would be back in the gym the very next day.
- The trainer king took a new delivery of yet more white trainers and wasted no time showing them off. Tone deaf as always.
- Dog, socks, trainers, read, 75 - ten days of ground hog day.
- Whilst he did say he was meal prepping ahead of surgery he decided that the best way to achieve this as a meal prep account was to get the containers out, wish everyone a great Sunday and go about it off camera. If indeed it every really happened at all. I think the only reason he jarred some fruit and veg was so he could make a 'Monday morning fridge of dreams' reel that would look different to the one that he usually shares a thousand times.
- He also maintained he would keep the hard 75 going, even through surgery.
On the day of the surgery he decided to eat meat balls and spaghetti for breakfast. Even though he didn't want it. He missed a golden opportunity there to poach eggs and post a story of cutting into them
. Only he can have an afternoon general surgery and have a full blown meal for breakfast!
- No idea what's happening with the dog during the nose job surgery. He's only shared that he was worried about the anaesthetic. No mention of anything practical. He did a 'live' from his pre op bed. I couldn't bring myself to watch it.
He eventually got his private nose job done after banging on about fear and anaesthetic and having to be persuaded to go ahead after they inserted the canula for anaesthetic. He got home and admitted he'd need to give the gym the swerve as we all predicted. He said his anaesthetic fears come from having an op as a child that went wrong and led to multiple follow up ops.
- Little trip to the Mc Drive through by him for a friend. And he brings his home made chicken sandwich because he's doing the 75
- app and book go live in December. I think he meant 2023 but watch this space
- apparently he's qualified in nutrition. I say apparently as no certificate shown
- a Q&A. Cherry picked questions, rude and know it all answers and a dig at C qualifying as a PT (irony escaped him here - he's just online qualified in nutrition
). It had the lot, including his plan to move to the Highlands and build his own house. - Did a live to only 9 of his billions of followers. Six of them probably came for the dog
- banging on about haters again. A lot. Offering a meal prep for four for £40 in response as it clearly hit a nerve. He gets all his best ideas from Tattle. Then he spoils them with himself.
- another 'inspirational' post to finish the thread strong and confirm his misogynistic tendencies by shamelessly generalising and putting all overweight women into leggings and patterned dresses. He was trying to be cocky and clever to get people buying books and tupperware but it backfired big time as comments showed. He had a good go at raising his engagement though by picking fights and inflammatory remarks.
- finished the thread with a fashion faux pas. The aim was motivating everyone to put on clothes that now fit after losing weight. No idea why he opted for bright yellow but he did harness his inner big bird
Number of meal preps done in the timeline of the last thread - 1 for sure or maybe 2. The jury is out on the pre op one as he didn't really show much. Bizarre considering it's his USP
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence.
Ill
Procrastinate
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published third and fourth books
App
Online Qualified nutrition - no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £200 a head
Podcasts
Buying a house
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will fade away in due course:
Ferrari
Second Rolex
Campervan of his own
