Beach30

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You need to post more often you are my favourite poster on tattle 🤣🤣
Thank you ❤
I wish I could post more often but there's things going on in the background that I can't talk about like I have to change my bed sheets every 4 months, I have to wash my hair every 3 weeks, I need to go to the butchers twice a day, need to take my dog for his annual walk, need to organize some time to get myself organized, need to drive my nan for fish and chips that she doesnt eat so I eat it for her, take my child to the park and sit in the car andwatch some tutorials on jewish hairstyles. So I can't talk about all that but with all that going on I just don't have enough time to post more. I'm gonna try to step up more and be the best stepped up tattler that ever existed.
 
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is she going out with this chap long , was she not getting married, now trying for a baby, did she call off wedding to try for a baby,
Pull up a chair. The fella she was meant to marry ran away, there's also an issue of some theft of a shower gel. She already had the ham hock lurking on the sidelines, despite him hating fat birds, she's gone from fit and fab to fat and flab, she bought her house, then bought it again, and is now paying rent to live there, and just... be.
The run away groom found someone else and she popped a baby, a little girl,, legend says Sayrahhh hasn't been the same since, so she cancelled him out as Luke's father and made Keet a stepped up Daddy, he's terrific, when Sayrahhh gets glued to the sofa Keet parents the child. She's now on a silent journey to have a child with Keet, she doesn't seem to like the one she has, but with the awol groom reproducing, well, monkey see monkey do. So she has an embryo called Magnum, on hire purchase, and she's hoping for a family unit with the Bigot. She's with him I think 17 years now, altho she was to be married 2 years ago, but not one timeline fits all. She wears Keets name on a chain around her neck, because that's simply how much she getsss toooo loooove hiiiiim. She's off the drink, pity, as she does terrific lives with her friend Kelly. Any more information required?
 
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Sloppy Foley

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Lewk will be back to one dad when Keet is a gonner- Lewk is a Buckley not a Burke or an O’Connor.
 
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Fitzytour

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I was reluctant to post this as it shocked me at the time but it's been about three months now so....

I left a comment on a post Sarah put up months ago regarding her miscarriage. Id had a stillbirth, was in the depths of grief and was drinking quite a lot every night. I commented something along the lines of 'Women who have had a stillbirth may find her language triggering. Iv had both a miscarriage and stillbirth and found her posts triggering '

I passed out and woke up the next day to literally a thesis of vitriol from her in my dm's. I didn't read it thoroughly bar the line that said 'I have done you a favour and deleted your comment. I could post your name on my Instagram and you'd get loads of backlash' .....I literally deleted and blocked her straight away and haven't looked since.

She is an absolutely vile human being.

Oh, and her language/punctuation etc was horrendous which nearly irritated me more than her narcissistic, delusional, disgusting message to a woman who was grieving the death of her baby.
 
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Bobs86

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Thread Suggestion #69

“My dress doesn’t fit, I’m gonna flip!”
“I know what to do, put in a stronger azip!”
😂😂😂
 
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Give me Strength

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Pascal Sheehy RTE NEWS reporting live from Dingle
There was much talk and excitement around the town of Dingle, Co Kerry over the last few days as talk and gossip spread that the much loved and missed, FUNGI, the dolphin had returned to Dingle Bay.
A local man, Dan Sean Healy Rae, reported spotting a large, “whale like creature” in the water. He launched his boat to further investigate, while calling family and friends, shouting, “He’s back. He’s back. Fungi is back” Locals and tourists rushed to the shore line, in the hopes that the rumour was true.
One local I spoke with, who didn’t want to be named, told me “I saw it. I saw it I did. It was fucking huge. I said to himself, there’s no way that’s FUNGI. Twas too big altogether you see. An enormous size of a thing”
And alas, upon further investigation it was discovered, that in fact it was neither Fungi the dolphin, nor a whale but a tourist from Cork attending a Hen Weekend in Dingle, and had decided to go for a swim as she felt safer swimming, rather than going for an early morning run in Dingle. The woman, named as Sarah Burke, soon to be O Connor, she hopes, declined to comment, but was heard shouting “there’s crabs clung to my flaps” upon leaving the water.
Pascal Sheehy, RTÉ NEWS, Dingle, Co Kerry 🎀
 
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Sloppy Foley

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The invites are out, collar bone looks boney.. she has lost weight.. on the invites only
 
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Stacey10

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I'm playing catch up on the last thread, they are moving so quick. We're starting a new thread nearly every week!

@nannyg I'm laughing at you sending out the bat signal 😂

Can't believe it was Teet who picked those invitations and along with wearing that bracelet today he is need of some serious help 😂

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lil_sox

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burps jelly selling is ridiculous, she’s homeless, jobless, clueless, but at least the buggy is meticulous
 
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Beach30

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If shes going to share this cheap personalised tat... she could at least get the dimensions right. Should be more like this

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FoolingNobody

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She would criac you up famous last words I could have got the 14 😂 search party needed for the so called new blazer bought yesterday 🫣 our was that more lies 😜
I can see the headstone now

Here lies Sarah Burke. Buried six feet under but could of been buried five feet.
 
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hearforthesca

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Check out her covid and PCOS highlight from 49 weeks ago…..
I’m unfollowing. I’m actually in a rage. Apparently her gp diagnosed her with PCOS after a scan(gps don’t report on scans) and apparently the same gp told her she would have little to no chance of conceiving.

give me their name Sarah and I’ll report them to the medical council myself because that’s actually negligent.

they told her she needed surgery yet the gynae a few weeks ago said no.

I’m fucking done. I take personal offence to the bullshit because I’m in that boat. I’ve been through it all. I’ve done the treatment and cried and cried.
You’re making a mockery of us sarah.

Check out her covid and PCOS highlight from 49 weeks ago…..
I’m unfollowing. I’m actually in a rage. Apparently her gp diagnosed her with PCOS after a scan(gps don’t report on scans) and apparently the same gp told her she would have little to no chance of conceiving.

give me their name Sarah and I’ll report them to the medical council myself because that’s actually negligent.

they told her she needed surgery yet the gynae a few weeks ago said no.

I’m fucking done. I take personal offence to the bullshit because I’m in that boat. I’ve been through it all. I’ve done the treatment and cried and cried.
You’re making a mockery of us sarah.
O and guess what ladies……..after all my hardships and all my tears and injecting myself for weeks

IM PREGNANT.
 
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Stacey10

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Unlike Burp here in our like minded community we don't have to "pretend to laugh" because she provides us with great entertainment everyday 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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TikToc

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So she's put on no weight? It's all baby! If that's the case it's not a babygro she needs, it's a school uniform!
 
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ahtisyourself

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Long time lurker. Just in Aldi there and saw Kavanagh’s porridge pots and some 5% mince. Not sure what this means but just said I’d report here. Don’t take my word for it. God love them x
 
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